a new day
I am begging the FDA to require that companies CANNOT just put "spices" as an ingredient but have to label the spices.
"Spices" can mean "this has some oregano and black pepper in it" or it can mean "this has cumin cayenne and paprika and if you eat this you will be sick in bed in pain for a week" for me.
Seriously, this is an allergy issue and a huge oversight on the part of corporations.
Require detailed labeling of spices used in packaged foods NOW.
actually i’ve decided if you’re mean about stede bonnet leave me alone. simply vacate the premises. that’s my special little guy you’re gonna look at his face and hold hate in your heart? i don’t wanna know u.
thanks @sherlockig for the original screencap/edit
Hey this is cool–here’s confirmation on who Norma’s mentor is, since there’s some confusion over it. Often I see people claiming that Sasha is Norma’s mentor, but there’s nothing in the game suggesting this. However!
[ID: A Discord screenshot. User “RRR” asks “who are the respective mentors” to which Harper_Jay replies:
Norma- Hollis Lizzie - Compton Adam - Truman Gisu - Otto Morris - Milla Sam - Coach Raz - ???
/end ID]
This is from Psychowhatsits, a Psychonauts fan-server that some of the Double Fine staff lurk in. Before Psychonauts 2′s release, Harper would occasionally tease stuff and answer questions. In this case, they confirmed that Hollis is indeed Norma’s mentor! (Raz’s mentor is listed as “???” here because the game was not yet released and Harper was avoiding spoilers.)
Which, IMO, just brings up a hilarious question–with Truman completely unresponsive (or so they think) and Hollis massively stressed out and overworked, why did they both get mentees and not Sasha?
This means that either Sasha adamantly refused to receive a mentee, or Hollis adamantly refused to assign a mentee to Sasha, and the latter especially is extremely funny to me.
it’s pride month so it felt appropriate to make screencaps out of the perfect scene in Galavant where an army of gays save the day
cruelty is so easy. youre not special for choosing it
"The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist; a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain."
-Ursula K. LeGuin, The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
As I get older, I realize why adults say outdated slang and call new technology by the wrong name: It's hilarious.
Calling a 12 year olds PS5 "a Nintendo" and hearing them try to correct me is good fun. Not to mention saying something is "hip" or "radical." The groans you get from younger folks, even people not much younger than you, is great.
You should also start saying that things are totally wizard. That's a favorite of mine.
never underestimate the psychic damage potential of "cool beans!" accompanied by a double thumbs-up
national holiday
slutprivilege
Reminder that Ronald Reagan’s grave is a gender neutral bathroom 💕😊🌈
A day early but fuck it, start tanking up kids, there’s a lot of pissing to do tomorrow!
You can tell the fans of the Gandalf big naturals meme have never read the books cuz you never see them talking about Tom Bombadil and his even bigger, juicier naturals smh
Everything is certainly not okay
Where’s that tweet that said America would invade America if America wasn’t America.