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Anonymous asked:

For looks/outfits: Rose's season one costumes or season two costumes.

oooh, starting out with the hard questions!!

with season two we get the Iconic looks of TIP/TSP and the tragically short glimpse of plaid in Love and Monsters and also The Idiot’s lantern skirt and Tooth and Claw outfit, plus the pirate shirt that makes an appearance at the end of School Reunion and her Look in GiTF. and the red jacket in Age of Steel/Rise of the Cybermen before she changed into the server’s outfit. and the Doomsday beach scene look was A+ (but seriously look at this tragically short lived plaid Look. i’m not over the fact that we literally just got a glimpse of it and not a full ep)

never gonna be over it. or this.

but in s1 we get the Rose look with that grey shirt with the open shoulders, the Dalek look (hot damn @ that white tank) and the Cardiff dress, and the Boomtown scarf and denim skirt look, and the Iconic Long Game outfit. the union jack shirt!!

okay i’m gonna stop before i list like… all of her outfits.

so basically i love rose in whatever she’s wearing but i have to go s1 because of the long game outfit and the cardiff dress and the boomtown outfit. like #iconic.

(also i’m s1 trash and no one’s ever gonna change me)

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“- How do you keep your beard that length? I mean, at a certain point, you’re either clean-shaven - or you’re Abraham Lincoln, right? - No. It stays like this. Since birth.”

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

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ghostsnif

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

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micspam

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

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kramergate

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

edgar allen bro

This gets better every time.

REBLOGGING FOR THAT FUCKING POEM ALL PRAISE

Pretty sure I’d reblogged this before, but I’m equally sure that poem wasn’t there.

listen i might be drunk but im right. art & literature & nature & music make life worth living. people who look like they were ripped out of a caravaggio painting make life worth living. go organize a bacchanal in the woods. take pics of your lover in your hotel room in venice. who cares if there’s a void in your soul. who cares if you can’t get attached to anyone. neither can michelangelo’s david.

Deadpool. Isn’t. A. Hetero.

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fuckyesdeadpool
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estimatey

“Deadpool is as straight as a pole in a strip club.” 

Yeah, okay, buddy. Have you ever actually picked up a Deadpool comic? 

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caffeinedeathwarrior

I can’t believe those fake geek boys are still saying he’s straight.

The only thing that stopped him was Vanessa telling him that he couldn’t fuck Colossus.

Bitch please Vanessa would have been like “Go tap that silver ass babe, give it a good spank for me!”

Source: facebook.com
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eggcup-deactivated20180129

hmm? what’s that? oh, you don’t like my seeds? *evolves into a fruit that bears no seeds but is now a monoculture that is especially susceptible to pests and disease* how about that idiot 

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gay-bananamancer

Don’t vague post about bananas you scum

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weloveshortvideos
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neurophonic

what on earth

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

tchaikovsky is proud

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

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fuckyeahwierd

JESUS?? 

JESUS????

i had no idea they were so frickin huge

I love them so much because they’re about as sharp as a baseball and their anatomy is ridiculous to the point of them literally being classified as plankton for years because they just sort of get blown around by the ocean and look confused, but because they lay more eggs than ANY OTHER VERTEBRATE IN EXISTENCE, evolution can’t stop them

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onewingandabrokenhalo

Why is no big predator coming and gnawing on them?

Their biggest defense is that they’re massive and have super tough skin, but they do get hunted by sharks or sea lions sometimes and they just sort of float there like ‘oh bother’ as it happens

Even funnier, because they eat nothing but jellyfish they’re really low in nutritional value anyway, so they basically survive by being not worth eating because they’re like a big floating rice cracker wrapped in leather.

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doom-exe

So basically the only reason natural selection hasn’t taken care if them is because they are the most useless fish

yes, they’ve perfected uselessness to the point of being unstoppable

a true inspiration

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oxyconundrum
““When I was about 20 years old, I met an old pastor’s wife who told me that when she was young and had her first child, she didn’t believe in striking children, although spanking kids with a switch pulled from a tree was standard punishment at the time. But one day, when her son was four or five, he did something that she felt warranted a spanking–the first in his life. She told him that he would have to go outside himself and find a switch for her to hit him with. The boy was gone a long time. And when he came back in, he was crying. He said to her, “Mama, I couldn’t find a switch, but here’s a rock that you can throw at me.” All of a sudden the mother understood how the situation felt from the child’s point of view: that if my mother wants to hurt me, then it makes no difference what she does it with; she might as well do it with a stone. And the mother took the boy into her lap and they both cried. Then she laid the rock on a shelf in the kitchen to remind herself forever: never violence. And that is something I think everyone should keep in mind. Because if violence begins in the nursery one can raise children into violence.””

— Astrid Lindgren, author of Pippi Longstocking, 1978 Peace Prize Acceptance Speech (via jillymomcraftypants)