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Tammy Garrison, professional nerd

@spastasmagoria / spastasmagoria.tumblr.com

Check out my YA book, a gender-bent modern high school AU Sherlock Holmes tale, from MX Publishing! Visit tammygarrison.com for more info, or check out The Twisted Blackmailer on Amazon. Digital and paperback! 

y’all i’m impulsively looking at houses I could reasonably afford and like look at this thing

it’s so fuckin??? small??

and then it’s got this weird deck

and it is???? very green inside???

i don’t even know what kind of room this is meant to be

I think this may be the kitchen but like… why are both the ceiling and walls bulging mysteriously

CURSED VERY RED NARROW ROOM WITH SINGLE CHEST HIGH OUTLET SLIGHTLY OFF CENTER

and it’s got a lovely view of…

INDUSTRIAL WASTELAND

Throwback to my favorite house in Pittsburgh

Everyone commenting on this house like “omg I love it I want to live there” every other house in Pittsburgh looks like this just move here idk

Accurate.

From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]

Kitten: *small mew* Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”* Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW* Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?” Kitten: *tiny mew*

the caption did not prepare me

the highest ratio of meow to cat that i’ve ever encountered

The smallest kittehs have the biggest meows, I’ve found.

What lung capacity!

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The funniest thing about the retcon in The Day of the Doctor is the fact that the Doctor saved Gallifrey all along. So, basically, ever since his regeneration into Nine, he’s been going around the cosmos telling people Gallifrey is gone, when in fact it isn’t. Imagine the reaction of the Time Lords when they get out of the Time Lock and try to trade for provisions to rebuild their planet. “You can’t be a Time Lord, they’re extinct. Piss off.” 

It’s the living embodiment of the ‘quit telling people I’m dead!’ meme.

Which, imo, is definitely a meme the Twelfth Doctor probably takes advantage of while hanging with Missy, especially how many times the Master has ‘died’ and come back.

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Okay look as a woman of faith I have to say, you should stick to something more achievable - like universal peace, or the rich giving all they own away to the betterment of others. Or maybe the revival of the dead. 

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Heart attacks symptoms are different for women. I recently learned this. 

Everyone should know these things.

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thanks to mainstream media and being unable to show breasts on TV, way too few people know about female signs of cardiac distress, and impending heart attacks. they only know about the “pain in the left arm” male symptom.

i had all these symptoms once and they sent me right to hospital

it was scary bc i didnt know these were the symptoms for female heart issues

Please, please, PLEASE, reblog this. i don’t know if I did save or called false alarm, with my boss’ life tonight. I felt I was being a bit paranoid, overreacting, but I told Mirage my thoughts and he, after reading over the article I showed him, immediately sprung into action and then shooed her off to the hospital. I don’t know if I did or not, but I knew she’d been super stressed. She’d off-handedly commented on her arm tingling and I asked her if she felt queasy on a hunch. I went to look at the symptoms and we went from there.

Holy shit, I didn’t even think the symptoms would be different between men and women. This is so hugely important and I don’t understand why we aren’t taught this. 

One of the other symptoms that doesn’t get talked about , especially in women, is a “feeling of impending doom”. I am not even kidding, that is a legitimate diagnostic criteria. Please - if you are feeling any of these symptoms and a sudden onset of “Holy shit the world is ending” do not let anyone tell you it’s “just nerves” or “just heartburn” or something.

Keep these in mind ESPECIALLY IF YOU’VE GOT HEART DISEASE IN YOUR FAMILY!  So many more women die from heart attacks than because they don’t recognize the symptoms when they’re so different. Please stay safe and stay informed.

As a woman with heart disease running in her family I am hear to say that not all of these are the symptoms of just women. My dad experienced symptoms 1, 3, 4, and 7 when he had his heart attack. But this is really important!

Its important for trans people on hrt to know both

But, this sounds like a really bad panic attack for me. Including the impending doom.

I was so tired playing Fallout 4 last night that when I saw a Nuka Cola sign I thought, “wow cool, there’s a Fallout reference in this game.”

that’s just how it feels to play fallout 4 though

why is wedge like this

Wedge please

Wedge went through some shit. P

Ibably deagged back to a womp rat lair as a kid and had to fight his way out. Now he will fight you and your mother and your mother’s dog. He’ll kick his own ass.

Ok, break doodle of the night. Continuing in the theme of Love Never Dies…

I totally think the Phantom should’ve died at the end! Much better redemption arc, in my opinion at least. Besides, the poor sucker alluded to being ready to die at least THREE TIMES. I just think it would’ve tied things up nicer from a story perspective, but whatever!

*keeps hand at the level of my eyes for fear of angry phans*

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