Hey so I'm mostly living out of my car right now and Ive currently got jus over a dollar in my account, if anyone wants to shoot me a little help to get through until next paycheck you would be a Saint
Cashapp $SparrowPharoh
Venmo @SparrowPharoh
(DM for paypal it's my legal name)
Bringing this back again because beginning of the month always fucks over my finances even more than usual
Shortest dissertation ever: you just don’t do missions.
diversity training at the racism factory
“Decolonizing missionary work” my brother in Christ missionary work IS colonization
At this point we all know it's a shallow PR move to distract from the latest megacorporate scandal, but part of me wants Musk and Zuckerberg to fight. Part of me wants it to set a precedent.
It's the poetry of it all. There is something deliciously on-the-nose about two silicon valley neo-nobles mortgaging their bodies for The Spectacle. I'm no Catholic. I am not above indulging in some tempered bloodlust.
One morning, Mike woke up to discover that things had suddenly gone a bit German. He took a look around his Schlafzimmer and everything seemed to be the same, but he could feel that everything was just slightly . . . off. He got dressed, took a shower, machte Frühstück, and began his morning commute. The train was exactly five minutes late, which war seltsam, weil there hadn't been a train or a Bahnhof there yesterday. With a shrug, he bought a ticket and a bottle of water and headed towards the train that seemed to lead to his office. Die Flasche Wasser koste fünf Euro, which struck Mike as außergewöhnlich weil er in Florida liebte.
,,Was zum Fuck ist los?" sagte Mike. ,,Ich war gestern in Gottverdamm't Florida!"
Aber er versteht es nicht.
How fucking white do you need to be for the fucking King of England (girl) to call you 'white girl'
My favourite thing about the D&D movie is it never stops trying to be a D&D movie even down to the most minute, unsung details. There's initiative order gags (I'll go last!) there's rolling a 1 gags (setting off the trap on the bridge by inexplicably just walking up to it) there's stat gags (nobody had high enough Intelligence to be in danger from the Intellect Devourers). Almost every spell is identifiable, from Xenk using smite to Sofina whipping out Finger of Death. Simon's character arc is about his self-confidence being tied to his mastery of magic because Charisma is the spellcasting stat for sorcerers. The era of movies based on games being afraid of their source material is over.
Hey all my food insecure and tight budget folks out there, Wendy's will be doing 1 CENT hamburgers May 26th through June 1st!
We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched
Like there is nothing sexier hthan this
Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy
Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy
Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves
Everyone shut the fuck up I have the only good take on Disney's reveal of Ariel's sisters
You: leaves on the ground are part of nature and serve several important purposes
Some people, for some reason: *screaming and crying and throwing up* NO THEY’RE ICKY
Our most devastating fatal error as a society was making it normal to hate and fear bugs because when I say "hey, your yard should not be a barren wasteland that cannot support life" people are like "but what if there's a bug" yes. yes that's the life
this planet is for bugs. bugs are the dominant life form here. bugs invented society and farming. bugs are essential to the survival of every other life form. they are the foundation of the whole food chain. they aerate the soil, clean up the dead things, and make fruits and berries come to be. look, look at this fruit. it exists because a bug pollinated a flower. a bug did this for you.
Funniest possible end to Chuck’s coronation
theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment
your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.
you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage
I’ve never been so attached to literal trash before
I am similarly attached to the sentient trash. Can't wait to take him on little adventures
i am so fucking sick of things being For Me. i never want to see a For You page on any website ever again. i want things that are Not For Me. i want things that just exist in the world and that i am at liberty to interact with or not interact with as is my own preference. i want to see things incidentally or because i was curious or because i have decided i want to see them--i never want to see anything that is For Me! never ever!
Sick of flimsy plastic junk that lasts a year. I want the huge heavy dangerous solid metal version of everything, the one that rattles and hisses and might catch on fire if you don't take care of it and keep it clean but will keep working a hundred years after I'm dead as long as anyone else needs it
every dial, button, and switch nowadays feels shit and weak, like a new born child. i feel scared i might destroy an innocent life. I want everything to be built out of the kind of breakers and fat KATHUNK switches, giant dails that make satisfying little clicks, big fuck off glowing round buttons that i can slap with all my might. The kinda shit you see in a power station in the 70's, something that requires the kind of daily strenuous effort that it blasts your DNA right out of your cells.
HATE THE GENTLE BREAKABLE PLASTIC DIALS >:( >:( >:(
