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Nultishipping Rules Y’all

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WIP. I need King Hiccup reading stories to his people, stat

Also I forgot how small Toothless was! I use Hiccup’s head as a reference since he used to hide under his helmet, and he is TINY.

I SHOULD ADD FISHLEGS STRUMMING THE HARP AND CAMICAZI BEING A BODYGUARD THOUGH

Under sea ecosystems are bullshit.

Like imagine you're a little rabbit and you go to nibble on a tree sapling but as soon as you go to take a bite it takes off like a fucking helicopter and disappears over the horizon.

Then, before you can process what just happened, the entire patch of grass you were standing on turns out to be a fox who had turned itself inside out and you die.

are you okay do you need to talk about it

Look I'm just saying I'm glad I exist in a place and scale where the main form of getting dead is just something trying to make your blood fall out.

I couldn't handle being a crab. I would register a formal complaint but crabs can't write.

Depends if i can hang out with SpongeBob

im gonna get some hate for this but fuck it. ethan slater has an ASS. you slap that shit, make yourself some tea and toast, come back and it'll STILL be jiggling. you know how when most people lay down their tits/ass go flat and disappear? yeah its the opposite for ethan. he lay down on his stomach and his ass look like a fuckin mountain emerging from the ocean. he walk on stage and his ass walk on 5 min later. he must be a baker cuz he got a CAKE. ON GOD

things I expected from the sponge bob musical:

  • basically just references to the tv show
  • an hour and a half of dumb fun
  • some cute songs

things I got from the sponge bob musical:

  • sandy gets racially profiled
  • Patrick starts a cult
  • political commentary
  • plankton raps
  • sponge bob is literally made of rubber
  • pearl has the voice of an angel
  • guy fieri mr Krabs
  • all the songs are BOPS
  • mrs puff goes on a bender
  • the ORIGINAL patchy the pirate

When SpongeBob turns 20 he will turn into a real boy and you will all have to watch Human Bob and enjoy it. He turned 18 today, so you have 2 more years to sort out your feelings.

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this guy works on spongebob

As long as it’s Ethan Slater