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To the Ends of the Solar System

@sparklingganymede / sparklingganymede.tumblr.com

Officially back from the dead. Find me under the same name on AO3, where I am actively writing fic again. Ask me about my cat.
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we need to bring back anon kink memes in a big way. no one is horny enough anymore. the other night i found a fic on an old kink meme from 2009 that was so well-written and also so raunchy and foul (affectionate) it could have stripped paint off my car. there is something about truly unapologetic filth that can be transcendent and tender and marrow deep and maybe if we all leaned into being anonymous depraved little weirdos again we'd learn how to have more fun.

HUGE fan of the enemies forced to work together trope. not even in an enemies to lovers way just 2 ppl who absolutely despise each other being forced to tolerate the others presence and being like once we’re done with this i won’t fucking hesitate. top 10 tropes of all time

I need to get back into drawing fanart. I do not like these drawing apps tho and I have nothing to run Illustrator on, so it'll be a bit. I have so much dumb shit I need share with the world.

ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɴᴀᴛꜱᴜʏᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴋᴜʏᴀ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴜᴛᴇꜱᴛ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇʀ. ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ o(TヘTo) 💕

ᴀɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴄᴏᴜʀꜱᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴏʀɢᴇᴛ ʀɪɴ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴀᴛꜱᴜʏᴀ, ᴍʏ ᴘᴏᴏʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ! (♡´艸`) 💕

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If you work a tipped job literally make up a silly name for yourself and people will think you’re so much more charismatic and personable for the exact same service. People are soo much nicer and tip me better when I say my names Melon. They fucking love it all I gotta say is yup that’s my real name. my parents are huge hippies. I know fucking insane right. Fucking stupid. With a straight face and especially the old people they have to fan themselves they get so excited