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councilor sparatus did nothing wrong

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Exponential Differentiation Series Masterpost

welcome welcome, we’re now [checks notes] 3 major installments and some extras into my big no-reapers au, so it’s probably high time i actually make a big masterpost for it, huh?

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Premise: 50,000 years ago, the Protheans were able to complete the Crucible, but by the time of firing, their population had been reduced to unsustainability. Their technology still remained for the later species, but the Reapers would never return. All’s well that ends well, right? Well, not quite. When a routine artifact retrieval on Eden Prime once more goes awry, new Special Tactics candidate Matteo Shepard is thrown headfirst into the fray, hunting down the mysterious team that attacked the colony - and stumbling across something so much bigger than they ever could have imagined.

Our Hero: Matteo Shepard, DMAB nonbinary (they/he pronouns). Native of Terra Nova, Matteo’s mother disappeared at a young age, leaving their family fractured and their trust in others on shaky legs. When their team’s investigation into the disappearing colony of Akuze leaves all but themselves and two others (that they know) dead and them needing intensive psychiatric care, they withdraw in on themselves, not wanting to get close enough to other people to be hurt again. Unfortunately for them, the universe disagrees with this plan.

The Crew: The Normandy crew has been supplemented with a whole host of other Shepards imported into a different canon OCs to flesh out the crew, as well as a couple familiar faces - Nihlus Kryik, mentoring Shepard for the Spectres, is a fixture on the team, and his rude shadow Saren Arterius is (very grudgingly, because the boss said he had to) coming along for the ride. Beyond the Normandy’s hull, the rest of the galaxy’s got a lot of new faces too, both friend and foe, ranging from Saren’s secretive family to the batarian Resistance and back again! Both canon characters and OCs join the party to bring the awfully empty galaxy to life...

Most Wanted: ... including the antagonists, of course. An entirely new team of mini-boss antagonists causes problems for Shepard left and right as Shepard explores the depths of Cerberus’s depravity, and an enemy often overlooked gets their own time to shine, with a subplot all their own, because I think they deserved better and had a lot of potential, and I’m the author so I decide the subplots, dammit. (You didn’t think I mentioned the batarian Resistance up there just for fun, did you?)

Love and All That: It's no Truck Shepard and the Space Kissing Adventure, of course, but we're not leaving romance off the table entirely! There's both established relationships and budding relationships for the discerning connoisseur. A couple of them are even majorly plot relevant, check the AO3 tags. Endgame for Matteo themselves is with Jack, but we have to get there first ;)

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Gib. Grabby hands. Give me Rosemarus and Moxatus PEAS

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AAAAAA YES MY BOYS my boys who were. supposed to be a one-off but here we are,

so we have rosmarus "ros" trikheion and moxatus "mox" pallantos, and it's a good thing you asked for them both because you rarely see one without the other. they're polar fishers with the tiirti mariners' union in the acalin branch, and are both in the coast guard reserves and spend occasional stints on the icebreakers docked at acalin accordingly. they've been near inseparable since they were bunkmates in basic training, though it took a few decades (and a nasty breakup with a shitty ex) for them to realize they had romantic feelings for each other.

both of them are big, burly boys, utter tanks of polar turians, and sometimes get mistaken for brothers. they both have brown plates, but ros is a bit shorter than mox and a lighter shade of brown, whereas mox is slightly taller and much darker. ros is also missing one of the horns from his crest, which snapped off in a fight with an omi that was trying to steal the day's catch - he had the last laugh, though, because he in turn snapped off one of the omi's tusks and took it as a trophy that he ended up whittling into a replacement for his missing horn.

ros is the quieter of the two, self-conscious and more interested in just being left alone. mox, on the other hand, is loud and aggressive, and very protective of his best friend. they pick on each other and have fun pushing each other off the ship sometimes, but nobody else is allowed to bully one of them without retaliation from the other. when ros ended up in an emotionally neglectful and toxic relationship, his opinion of himself only grew worse, readily believing everything his then-boyfriend said about him, and mox was furious, but couldn't bring himself to upset ros by speaking his mind. when said boyfriend became an ex, though, mox was ready with the comfort food and guys' night to cheer him up, because the union looks out for its own.

ros and mox are actually from opposite ends of the island. ros grew up in the shipbuilding hub of vraanun, while mox comes from the solitary patch of taiga on the southernmost point of tiirtias (i swear i named the city there i just forgot). they were both sent to the same base for basic training at hearthstone lake, and when they were finished they both happened to be stationed with the coast guard in acalin. with such a heavy union presence, it was only natural they fell in with the mariners there, and their size, strength, and rough-and-tumble attitudes drew the attention of local vzgliy calvetana sparatus. as soon as they finished mandatory, cal snatched them up for her crew - and for her enforcers. excited to have caught the eye of such a major face in the city, the pair eagerly accepted, and the union found them housing in the city, because the union looks out for its own.

the boys were still new the first time calvetana called on them to pay their dues. they didn't know her grandson well at the time, just a nervous half-a-face that shrouded himself in calvetana's shadow and was becoming a powerhouse in court, but the man who'd brutally scarred ierian had come a-calling, and made the mistake of walking into her tavern.

that night cemented ros and mox's places in the union, and their ride-or-die status with each other, and they've been loyal to calvetana ever since. in turn, she trusts them as members of her inner circle, and even after she retired the boys found seats at her table. invidas's teeth weren't the last sapient teeth to be strung onto their trophy strings, but they have the most sentimental attachment.

after all, the union looks out for its own.

⌨️ for in the dark of the night 😌🖤

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godDAMN really diggin for the old abandoned ones huh. so fun fact rereading the first chapter of this i kinda wanna. rework it a bit. rewrite. i'm better now. we can rebuild him. anyway here's the start of a brand-new chapter 2 since i lost the file for my original ch2

In the Dark of the Night: Sparatus clan, pre-canon, Cnclr Sparatus's older sister retells the tale of a traumatic hunting accident and near-death experience that happened to her and her brother via therapy sessions

Rhasus was running a little late. That was fine. Perfectly fine.
Coracia forced herself to breathe and let go of her knees. It wasn’t like she’d spent the past few days bracing herself to talk about this. It wasn’t like she’d specifically taken the day off to mentally prepare, or made sure Amulitus could pick up Dax from the library after study group, or visited with Ierian and Teia for three hours to remind herself that he was okay. Still stiff and in pain and not ready to go back to the Citadel just yet, but okay.
She still jumped when the door opened. Fuck.
“Cor? Sorry about the wait, I’m sure you understand.”
Part of her wished she didn’t. Being annoyed would be better than being anxious.

fuck it, I'm romanticizing underrated ao3 works now. 8,000 word fics with only 13 kudos, even after 5 months. multi-chaptered works with only 11 comments from the same 3 people and the author themself. incredibly specific works featuring OC's mingling with canon characters that only get 5 kudos. rare-pair fics. gift works that are literally ONLY for the receiver.

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stop using hospitals as horror settings

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fun alternative: cruise ships. cruise ships exploit workers and can pollute as much as a million cars on a daily basis while dumping endless shit into the ocean and endangering all passengers on board because the on board air quality rivals some of the most polluted cities in the world while being a breeding ground for disease. cruise ships deserve to have negativity associated with them

also all crimes commited aboard a cruise ship is under the juristiction of whichever country they’re registered to once they’re a certain distance away from land so you have the added bonus of the crimes being very unlikely to be properly investigated (due to usually being physically so very far from the actual police whose juristiction they’re under)

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terrifying!

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On top of THAT cruise ships tend to have their own morgue, as people tend to die on ships all the time. Good for those spooky scenes.

plus u can just like…leave a hospital. good luck escaping a killer or a monster or a curse or w/e in the middle of the fucking ocean

As an ex cruise ship employee, let me give you some stuff to work with!

Water tight doors! You get a special training video on interacting with these correctly because they will literally cut you in half if you try and go through them while they’re closing!

Freezer vaults for food in the sub decks - you can only get into these with the correct code and they have very thick walls. Good luck if you get shut in one of these just after the last round of checks bucko

There are cameras everywhere…except in the crew cabin corridors. Also there are no windows down there because unless you’re an officer, you live below the waterline. Day and night have no meaning because everything is in the same slightly unsettling yellow light.

Don’t piss off the guys who deal with the rubbish. They have machines down there that can crush metal barrels

As well as morgues, cruise ships usually have one basic operating theatre with all the attendant horrifying equipment in it

One cigarette thrown carelessly in the wrong place WILL start a fire that will gut half the ship.

When we’re pitching side to side, the anchor swings out and then back in, striking the metal outer shell with a noise that shakes half the ship

People disappear overboard more often than you’d really want to be a thing

A lot of cruise ships now have theatres on board (usually towards the front) with all the potential for dark corners, creepy costumes and electrical calamities you could want.

And as op says, you can’t really escape a ship in the middle of the ocean. Particularly during a storm, as then you can’t even evacuate to lifeboats unless the whole ship is going down. On the upside being on board during a storm means most guests hide in their cabins and the staff walk around like drunks, which would likely throw off a skilled murderer’s plans.

Takes notes

You also have the bonus of a corporate overlord who doesn’t give a shit about anything but profits and can be reliably counted on to downplay any disaster in an attempt to avoid publicity.

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HI IT'S WBW TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MERPEOPLE CAUSE I LOVE THEM

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HI IT WUHBEEWUH I ALSO LOVE THEM

First and foremost, we need to do sort of a brief rundown of the Web of Creation bc merfolk are considered Veilmade, which means nothing out of the very little context I’ve posted. SO. Life and Death are our deities (plus a third we’ll get to him). Veilborne are angels, demons, and Fae. They came directly from the Mothers. Veilmade (vampires, werewolves, dragons, and merfolk) are Made (capitalization intentional) by Veilborne for one reason or another. Created are what come from crosses between two Veilmade species (merfolk + banshees = sirens, etc).

SO merfolk. Fickle and picky soggy little croissants.

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Happy WBW! Tell me about your favorite animal species that you created for one of your wips.

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Happy WBW!!

Critters are one of my favorite subjects!!

Gonna bring the swing around to fanfiction so I can rant about taesena!

The name is all @sparatus — we just needed a sports team, and then since Taetrus was dropped in my hands, I had to figure out what the fuck a taesen was.

Short answer: horrifying.

My answer: babey.

Females are like two times bigger than the males, and most of them are just. Dumb and aggressive for no reason. Like yellow jackets! Sometimes you’ll get a smart one and that’s when shit gets real scary!! On average, males are about 3’ tall at the shoulders and 9’ from nose to tail, and females are around 6’ tall at the shoulders, 15’ nose to tail. They’re a little squat, with (six!) shorter legs than what you’d expect so they can stay nice and low to the swampy ground. Their skin feels like something between a hairless cat and a shark. Velvety? But very much no fur whatsoever. They swim fast, they run fast, and they can climb.

Other than size, their sensory antennae are also a good way to tell males from females: males have two long skinny ones on top of their heads that sweep back over their shoulders and curve towards their second set of forelegs, where females have six flat ones they can fan out in a threat display — the four on top are shaped like cactus paddles, with the outer two having three antennae on each, and two more skinny ones connecting to the mandible joint that each have two antennae.

They age slow, taking about four years to reach sexual maturity. Juvenile females are usually the same size as their fathers by the end of their first year, stay that size for two years, hit another growth spurt at three, and the final growth spurt at four.

Fun fact: they always recognize their parents! And they always act like pups around their parents regardless of age! Bottle-raised rescues will give their people parents the same jaw-snap of excited happiness they’d give their taesena parents.

Less fun fact: they can mimic sounds! It’s how they hunt! They can mimic turian parents calling for their chicks and turian chick distress noises! You know the freaky bear in Annihilation? That was my inspiration! Fucked up!

Also they have bioluminescent markings, and that is the only way you’ll see them at night, which is when they’re the most active!

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Pls tell me about the angels in your arsonists chronicles 👀

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HI YES HI CAST ANGEL TIME I’m way too excited about this LMFAO

Anyway so! Angels! TL;DR of this post, Life Made angels from the clouds.

Why is this important?

W i n g s. The first batch of angels were seraphim, which have pure white or cream feathers and were pulled from cirrus clouds! Oh yeah, I went there. Why wouldn’t I go full weather nerd in this paranormal romance series c’mon!! Anyway, then came Thronim, Made at golden hour which stained the edges and in some cases all their underfeathers a bright, shimmering gold. Last came cherubim, who were Made just before sunset, when the edges of their feathers got stained with shades of dusty pink to rose gold. Listen I like my aesthetics, suspend your disbelief

The second batch came from stormclouds: dominatum have white feathers with brown and/or grey speckles; virtia have brown and/or grey feathers with a small-medium amount of white spots; and potestia have light to medium grey feathers with a blue or cinnamon sheen.

But what if different subtypes have a baby together?

Time for my favorite thing EVER: ✨ paranormal punnet squares ✨

⌨️ Rabbit pease? 🥺

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soooo i think part of my issue on rabbit is the ol' "the problem is about ten sentences back" trick, i couldn't figure out how the hell to continue so we're just gonna try starting again and seeing if i can get further than this and i think it's gonna work this time

To Catch a Rabbit: Kryterius mission fic, murder mystery, best friends with benefits to lovers, mutual pining, a simple "babysitting" assignment goes awry when a primarch is murdered and Saren and Nihlus are the only ones around to investigate

It was getting late by the time they finally gave up on the security footage.
Nihlus couldn’t understand it. They went over the cameras what felt like a thousand times, minute by minute, from dinner until morning. They watched the politicians retire to their rooms, the guards change posts, the staff buzz through on their pre-bedtime rounds... and then nothing. The only people to go through the top floor at all were Nihlus himself slinking out of Saren’s room and the salarian with the stiff hips bowing her way out of her lady’s, and even that didn’t shed any more light on the situation. The floorplans they’d copied down from Macen told them it was Dalatrass Vaehirn’s room, but it was too far down the hall for them to be likely to have heard anything.
There was the fact that after the attendant slipped into the stairwell, they never saw her come back out on the lower floors. Period. No matter where Nihlus looked or how long he waited, she never emerged from the stairwell. He tried to convince himself it was fine, and she’d probably just vanished down to the pool to get a swim in before her lady occupied it all morning, but it still roamed around in the back of his mind through the three or four hours they wasted on the footage.

oh also ill get to ask answers either tonight or tomorrow i prommy

did i mention im working on an au where the ascension goes down and shepard faces Consequences. because that's what's consuming my brain atm we'll get back to exdiff in a bit i just have to let quentius have his villain arc for a minute

personally greatly enjoying how ive made the dynamic between quentius and sparatus "the dog they put with cheetahs in captivity to keep them from going insane" and "the cheetah threatening to go insane" respectively. sparky is the cheetah but also if he dies quenty WILL enter his villain arc and that's a threat. im having so much fun

non-wikia fanwikis are always like "this article is the culmination of 4 years of drafting, research, and scholarly debate. this is my thesis. my life's work. my ceiling of the sistine chapel." wikia fanwikis are like. bakugo's birthday is halloween [citation needed]

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I'll forgive a mutual for almost anything. Murder isn't even anywhere close to the top of the list of things I can overlook. For instance some of you are swifties