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The Random Crap of Matt Frank - Official Comic Artist for Godzilla, Redman, Mars Attacks, Transformers

#fightforfacts

Snopes is struggling due to mounting legal fees and they are a crucial organization for the fucked up, anti-truth time we’re currently living in, so I’m donating what I can and also writing drabbles* in exchange for any level of donation.

If you donate $50+, I am also willing to update the WIP of your choice lol 

Just donate & send me a screenshot and a prompt/pairing. 

*in this case, drabbles means at least 100 words; they will likely be more because i have no restraint or good sense

Here’s the letter from the Snopes page describing the issue: November 1, 2019 by David Mikkelson, Organizer Dear Readers, We wish we had better news, but they have filed another appeal. This time they’re appealing our successful defense of our First Amendment rights. Parties suing us — including newly minted CEO of Salon.com, Chris Richmond — have spent years filing losing motions, asking for continuances, changing legal counsel, and appealing adverse rulings. It is all part of a scheme, our counsel wrote, “to ‘bring legal hell’ on Snopes employees in retaliation for terminating Snopes’ contract with Proper Media.” Even the court described their tactics as “hostile.” With the truth on our side, we have foiled their attempts so far. But now the case will drag on even longer and legal fees will continue to drain our revenues, threatening Snopes’ existence. But even while they try to drag us down, we are showing up to make Snopes work better for you. Soon we will bring you two major new developments: A membership program that will reward sustaining Snopes supporters with special features and exclusive content. And Snopes News, a feed without the falsity, where you can find headlines of the day curated by fact-checkers and editors you know you can trust. Sign up for updates here. So long as we have your support, we will not give up. Make a contribution today to defend Snopes. Truthfully yours, Team Snopes I’d like to add Snopes is one of THE most trusted sources out there, and if it goes we will lose a great deal

Whenever someone tries to claim that evolution is a lie, I send them a picture of platybelodon.

1. It’s an excellent example of transitional evolution.

2. It’s a mess who would intentionally do this and why

3. It makes them piss themselves a little.

“Evolution is just a theory-”

Oh good god

I couldn’t help but wonder what this absolute bastard of a skull would look like, and

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I was not disappointed. But I was terrified.

OK but what is fucking killing me is that this whole argument, while brilliant, is this:

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Fight the real smog monsters we face today and do your bit to help stop climate change!  (This post isn’t meant to trivialise, and what Greta is doing is incredibly important for everyone.)

Honestly I miss the energy Tumblr had when the first Pacfic Rim movie came out. Everybody was talking about who they were drift compatible with and that was like a huge compliment. Ppl were drawing Kaijus, and Jaegers, naming ‘em. It was a better time

EVERYONE STOP AND LOOK AT THIS

Have you ever heard of Shaun Keenan? Probably not, but you have now.

Amazing art of dinosaurs in the wild American West? Yes please!

There’s so many he’s done and they’re all just the best aesthetic.

What I never knew I needed but a void has definitely been filled.

Go to his website and give some support!

I love these

I’ve been following this guy for a while on Instagram, and since this original post he’s expanded his series to include a variety of cultures beyond the American West.

WoW orc on a daeodon.

A take on the 80s Dino Riders.

Skeletal styracosaurus.

Spartan and armored T-rex.

WWII Ankylosaurus.

Aztec Eagle Warriors and Therizinosaurus.

Mongolian warriors and mammoths + sabertooth tiger.

Mad Max inspired rider on a carnotaur.

Viking and ceratosaurus.

Thoughts on the games Primal Rage and War of the Monsters? Think they deserve a comeback in some form?

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Primal Rage needs a full one sequel. WOTM could do with an up-res or maybe remake.

Way back in the 1980s, Shinji Nishikawa (aka MASH) released a doujinshi called Godzilla Legend which eventually helped him land a job at Toho.

You can see some scans HERE.

Making of Godzilla Legend isn’t an autobio comic of Nishikawa hunched over his desk, but instead “behind the scenes” pictures and vignettes of the cast of Godzilla Legend that make it look like the doujinshi was a real tokusatsu movie.

WHO

WILL

KNOW?

the whole render is based on those “rumored” leaks of Shin Godzilla’s plot from waaaaaaaaaaay back then in early 16’ where he was suppose to be a host to a parasitic kaiju named Judas who erupted from his back like a man in a suit 

Naturally I don’t have a model of that, but the God Warrior felt…fitting.

I personally know the guy who made that “leak” and it still cracks me up every time someone mentions it.

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

*roar sound effect*

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

There’s more!

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I love.

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

two hundred THOUSAND notes???!?!

Wexter and OP are both queens and deserve my life savings