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gnat382726356: hey guys do you wanna go fly around in a cloud at face level tomorrow

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dude your 3ds just bit me

what if pop corn was instead called poop corn. think about it

no

I don't want to think about it

please.

you're hurting me

Guy who transforms into a swarm of locusts when shaken vigorously: hey can you turn the music down it's resonating kind of hard and shaking the ground and I don't want to endanger anyone

DJ Loudmusic: SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THESE SICK JAMS! HERE'S MY NEXT SONG, "EPIC JUNGLE BEAT THAT GIVES LOCUSTS THE DESIRE TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS"

hey i hope this isn't a bad time but one billion points lava damage

@milfyspamton

hey man can i get a quick snork of that mimi

need some of this

"We're gonna be talking about the BOOBY! We'll be talking about the WOODCOCK! Do you think that's FUNNY, Butthead? Do you find it AMUSING that we'll be talking about the SWALLOW? Yes, we're also gonna be talking about the DICKCISSEL, the BUSHTIT, the COCK-OF-THE-ROCK, the SHAG... and we will DEFINITELY be spending a LOT of time talking about...GREAT TITS!!"

who is the most famous person you’ve interacted with either online or in person?

Had guy fiery sign my sketch book but it was a loud bar so he went “SEX BOOK?” Then immediately grabbed it and started flipping through it and went “ahhh sketch book” and signed a random page

I forgot to mention he signed it “love, peace, and taco grease”

oh youre a nasty computer girl, when im through with you, youre gonna need your a full factory reset on your BIOS. open up your firewall, sysadmin is about to install 1001 free cursors/emoticons from a banner ad

normies flirting with a computer girl: ouhhh wires... cards... da eroticism of da machine... geniuses flirting with a computer girl: Open your mouth for BonziBuddy you nasty bitch

me finding an unmarked usb on the ground outside 7/11 and plugging it into my robot gf

tumblr mutuals who i would walk around an antique store with and point out funny items and afterward get icecream with

me: the bug drank a rootbeer and exploded like a firecracker? lol! reblog

my phone suffocating from the thick fog of water vapor in the shower: god i know we dont talk much but will you do me just one favor

"women are my favorite guy" is the phrase of the summer imo

i cant stop thinking about it. its so fucking funny