Doofenschmirtz Evil Incorporated… After Hours

skunk punk for @cannedrabies

YEEEAAAAAAGGGHHHBB

tip: if there's a texture on your skin, you can pick at it to make the texture worse and more painful also

They’re putting the stickers

It’s not the traditional format but I still feel like there’s a children’s hospital joke to be made somewhere here

If zombies were real, you wouldn't first be warned by the approaching horde by their smell, by their groans, not even a cloud of smoke of the dust they raise coming closer from the horizon. It would be the flies. Hordes and hordes of insects, corpse-flies laying eggs on the carcasses of people who still walk, eating the eyeballs from their sockets, climbing across their unfeeling leathery skin. And the buzzing. The inescapable, deafening buzzing. Everywhere. Like you did not just kick a hornet's nest, but the very ground you walk on was a hornet nest, and each step caused another explosion of insects.

Insects, corpse flies, the buzzing. Their swarms blacken the skies, more horrifying than their migrating meals. The deafening cacophony of constant buzzing, the horrid noise of the living who feast on the dead who feast on the living. The buzzing.

The endless, inescapable buzzing.

Hey OP, thanks for the visceral horror with my breakfast. Really pairs well with the sense of impending doom.

Thanks. I was out in the woods picking blueberries today. There were bugs.

the problem with learning shorthand is that it basically makes any set of long squiggles look like words so you will be trying to read the floaters in your eyes while you’re in the shower. on the bright side i may have invented a new form of divination.

im the state elevator inspector i was just jumping up and down in there as hard as i could for seven and a half fuckin hours

ii was trying to season reheated mcdonalds fries i took the cap off for some reason without realizing it and i

I’M NOT CURSED BY A PHARAOH!! I’M NOT!!!!!

being anticapitalist with a strong work ethic is so fucking embarrassing like my managers don't deserve this

shaking my head while working overtime to clarify I disapprove of the situation

a (silly) pet peeve in mst3k fic is when writers write stuff like "cambot beeped out something to the effect of "words""

you do realize cambot can talk, right?

rewatch the season 6 intro, in the robot roll call. CAMBOT CAN TALK.

Wait, doesn't cambot also announce the commercial sign?

Ok good someone else also thought this, now I don’t feel as stupid

love the chaos of this but also these two clowns in the back who are just hitting each-other with hammers

Billy and Mandy CW reboot nightmare scenario:

I love all of this so much.

Now that the bots are gone, we can also beat the shit out of this light uninterrupted

Henry's Kitchen Tips

testosterone tuesday

just crashed my fucking roflcopter