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Lobster Manual

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horse man: part 2

1 (Nothing among us) 2 (Nothing among us) 3 (Nothing among us) 4 (Nothing among us)

1 (Sus imposter vent) 2 (Sus imposter vent) 3 (Sus imposter vent) EMERGENCY MEETING BUZZER

THERE’S A BODY, HIT REPORT THERE’S A BODY, HIT REPORT THERE’S A BODY, HIT REPOOOOOOORT

JJBA part timespans

Phantom Blood: 9 years (less than 3 months not counting childhood events before time skip)

Battle Tendency: 4 months

Stardust Crusaders: 50 days

Diamond is Unbreakable: 3 months

Vento Aureo: 8 days

Stone Ocean: 5 months (not counting two universe resets)

Steel Ball Run: 4 months

Giorno giovanna's no good very bad week

I love statistics

when slime girls see a post they like well. they reblob it

when catgirls and girlcats and meowboys and catboys see a post they like? they purr

when mousegirls see a post they like,,,,,,it cheeses them

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When The Killer sees a post. Well It’s not good for us I’ll say that much

nethack, dwarf fortress, ss13, perhaps even caves of qud

these all belong to a category of games i can only describe as “shitshow masterpieces (affectionate)”

you can’t be a call of duty hobbyist. you can’t be an assassin’s creed hobbyist.

you can be a dwarf fortress hobbyist. you can be an ss13 hobbyist.

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gods greatest punishment was putting 1 trillion cool rocks on earth and no one with eyes big enough to see them all

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..ive been such a fool

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thats okay ^-^ the wise man is blessed with knowledge once but the fool is blessed to learn every day

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*gets scared and throws one of my cool rocks at your fourhead*

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ow what the hell

i love "woag". a purposeful mispelling of woah. it conveys such an Emotion that cannot be named but is deeply relatable

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notices that girl sitting in front of me on the bus has black and white drone footage on her phone and when she taps baby orangutans with her big acrylic nails and they silently get replaced with clouds of dust and debris

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Like all industries, voice acting has its own lingo!

Instead of "audition script", we say "sides"

and instead of "I fucking hate you", we say "I hope you get recast with Chris Pratt"

i can't vibe with anyone who thinks icarus was an ignorant idiot for flying too close to the sun. "oh i'd never do that i would have remembered my father's warning and been fine". do you seriously think that after years of imprisonment, feeling the sun on your face and the open air beneath your wings, you would be able to focus on anything but the joy of being alive and free? do you actually think that if you were given the opportunity to go where nobody has never been before, you wouldn't want to push it to the limit? to dare to be the first to try what no one else has ever even thought possible? do you honestly think you're too good for your own human nature? look me in the eyes and tell me if i strapped a pair of wings to your back that could take you wherever you wanted to go whenever you pleased that you'd be careful and sensible about it. you are not better than icarus just because you have the benefit of his example.

“You are not better than Icarus just because you have the benefit of his example” go off