Raphael’s shirt is too big for his bara tiddies.

Get him a new shirt, damn.

This has been sitting in my drafts forever. Sorry for being gone, but college has been a bitch.

I just had to

A missed opportunity

I was in a dark club watching a goblin quartet sing a song that sounded like Mr. Sandman, but which had different words.

It went like:

“Garble Gackman, Bring me my dreams

Make him the fiercest that I’ve ever seen

Give him deep eyes like Onyx and Granite

and tell him that I will stand beside him.”

Also, the quartet was composed of all guys.

Gay goblins reversing the lyrics to praise someone they admire

I like your style

the only goth girl I knew in high school once walked over to me in the middle of social studies class and announced that she got a new tattoo

then she showed me, dropping her panties to expose it

I didn’t know how to react so I just nodded and confirmed that she did, in fact, have a tattoo, and we just went back to our studies

another time we were walking by the 2D art room and she put her leg on my shoulder and made me feel her calf muscles from ballet to confirm that they were, indeed, incredibly hard

we continued about our day

Instead of paying $1 for a bookmark, you could just use the dollar as a bookmark.

you could just pee anyehere

The Avatar series could potentially make 2 more shows after Legend of Korra with an earth nation avatar and a fire nation avatar and I for one would not protest.

Avatar could come full circle and do another show about the next Air Nomad Avatar (someone who was different from Aang) and even another one about the next Water Tribe Avatar and so on and so forth and I would not protest. 

Avatar could do another show about another Avatar centuries before ATLA or another avatar thousands of years after and go out of order and tell any story in any era they want and I would not protest.

PIKACHU SITS IN A CAR SEAT!

Bonus:

OP Where’s the app

Something fucking stinks here…

To see how you can help Albert Wilson, go to:

Art By IG: @vincent_bal

Madalyon Akademi  Instagram: @artwoonz

sesame street gets exponentially funnier as you age. god i love it

say what you want about soul eater but NOTHING properly conveys the same emotion as the face people make after interacting with excalibur

y’all ever felt this

And it appears to be an emotion that transcends franchises

“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.

cats can:

• 10ft vertical leap

* Find your bladder with all four feet at once

Littering is bad!

Yeah, but what do I do if I have to go outside?

You could carry the shit out there but not back in? Huh? Pussy?

the screenshot of you and your friends discord chat isn’t funny to the rest of us

sorry for having friends op

gonna try using tumblr on my 3DS

i have successfully logged in after 5 attempts

there are no images and very little CSS that works. i am amazed that I can see icons at all

damn i can’t believe the ds brings you the full mobile experience like this

Hey maybe people should actually just get free treatment to begin with? 🤔🤔

Maybe we should also ask - why was the wheelchair priced at $20,000 if a high school robotics team could make one for, if not free, within the school budget for materials?

THAT, TOO.

I was running away from home for some reason, and I was with someone (I can’t remember who), and we were on a highway but it was actually a street and there was a forest on one side of the road and in front of the forest there were parked cars? And there was an olive-green-and-wood-panelled RV and I stole it with my running-away partner and while getting into it, my suitcase, which I had, spilled open. I climbed into the RV and I had to do a K-turn, so I turned around and we drove away.

This is the third or fourth dream I’ve had about driving in the past two weeks. I don’t know how to drive and am too young to learn.