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Spacetimeandcoffee

@spacetimeandcoffee

Deleted, remade. https://ko-fi.com/A513E0S

Con O’Neill, MCM Comic Con panel with Nathan Foad and Kristian Nairn, London May 27, 2023

Q: As someone who was a teenager for Section 28 Part 1, I just want to […] say a massive thank you for speaking up about Section 28 Part 2. What’s it been like at the moment, working on a show that has got such cool and interesting things to say about gender broadly and masculinity more specifically?

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

Him face

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Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

Reblog him face for good luck in 2022

Reblog him face for good luck in 2023

god some of you are just so weird about having content on this site

“justify”?! babes it’s a bullshit internet scrapbook not a fucking phd thesis

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You know the thing where you find something funny and you hold out your phone to your friend so they can see it too?

Reblogging is just you holding out your phone to show us the neat thing you found

Some people: I won’t reblog something unless it’s deeply meaningful and I can contribute.

Me: time to reblog fifteen pictures of frogs, three pieces of fanart, twelve shitposts, and six political posts about somewhat niche issues!

everyone reblog this and tell me what your monday was like today. was it a mental illness monday. a mischief monday. a morbid monday. Etc

One time I had been making a lot of outbound calls, and then I got an inbound call and answered, Hi this is Nathan, I’m just calling about… No wait you called me. Sorry, how can I help you?”

Once I was transferring a call and said “hi, this is Sara from…” and completely forgot the name of the department I’d been in for a year.

Yesterday was a bad writing day. I spent a lot of time staring at a screen. Lots of Tumblr replies. Lots of Twitter (the Netflix Sandman trailer going out didn’t help). Lots of being grumpy at myself and convinced I couldn’t do it any more. The script was a mess. I was doomed. This morning I printed out what I had to fix, picked up a pen, made a few notes and started typing. It was fun and easy and straightforward. I finished it and sent it to the people who needed to see it, and just got an amazed call from our script editor saying she was laughing while crying and couldn’t work out how I’d done everything in a day.

And I hadn’t done it all in a day. All of the being miserable yesterday was necessary for it to fly today. All of the knowing it was insoluble and awful made the work today relatively easy. I had to get out of my own way, and had to read it freshly, without being attached to anything. And then I just did the notes. And to make the thing that worked today, a lot of stuff that didn’t quite work or sort of worked had to be written too. It’s always easier to fix stuff that exists.

Anyway. Yesterday = bad writing day. Today = good writing day. I thought it was worth telling people, in case there was anyone else out there who was having a bad writing day too.

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Concept: TV show where the initial viewpoint character is a cyborg mutant from a dystopian post-apocalyptic future who’s come back in time to prevent said apocalypse, except they succeed in like the second episode and the rest of the show is just a fish-out-of-water comedy about them adapting to early 21st Century society.

… or so it appears, until about episode five, where another time-travelling weirdo from a different dystopian post-apocalyptic future arrives, and after much confusion, ends up teaming up with the first character to prevent that apocalypse, too.

The show continues in this vein for several iterations, eventually accumulating an ensemble cast of temporally displaced whatsits from futures that no longer exist. None of the saving-the-future bits ever occupy more than a single episode, with the rest of the show being taken up with shit like an entire episode about an eight-foot-tall transhuman cyborg spending all day stuck in line at a bank.

There needs to be some kind of Terminator-esque antagonist who shows up with the intentions of ensuring that some dystopian apocalypse happens. While initially it seems like the show’s taking a More Serious Turn,™ they degenerate over the next few episodes (or just one episode) into being the sitcom kind of arch-nemesis where nothing escalates beyond incessant barbed insults.

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Essential roles:

  • Eight-foot-tall transhuman cyborg from the Robot Apocalypse Future. Has a bewildering array of implausibly specific implanted gadgets and a running gag about being unaffected by – and often failing to notice – things that would kill a baseline human. Actually a big sweetheart, but prone to forgetting trivial facts like “baseline humans need to breathe”.  
  • Trenchcoat-wearing, katana-wielding badass from the Vampire Apocalypse Future. Constantly confusing the others by making quippy pop culture references to nerd media that doesn’t exist yet. Their talent with the blade is borderline wizardry, but they possess absolutely no other basic life skills whatsoever. Definitely has an embarrassing nickname.  
  • Dirtbag chaos magician from the Demon Apocalypse Future. Hails from a future where The Magic Came Back, with horrifying consequences. Prone to grandiose claims about the powers they formerly wielded, though in the low-magic atmosphere of the present day they’re mostly limited to minor illusions and setting shit on fire. No sense of right and wrong.  
  • Scrappy survivalist from the Nuclear Apocalypse Future. Ostensibly one of their era’s foremost historians and an expert on the time they’ve travelled to, but all of their knowledge of the present’s culture and history is bizarrely mythologised. Carries as many knives as necessary for it to be funny. Needs to be reminded not to eat food off the ground.  
  • Bald-headed teenager from the Mystery Apocalypse Future. Arrived in the present era in a tube-shaped capsule full of translucent purple goo, with no memory of their own past, the future they came from, or why they travelled back in time. Able to directly interface with technology through some unknown means. Never uses contractions.

“Come with me if you want to live.”

“Uh…. okay.”

“Cool. We got you out of the way of that truck. Uh…. can I crash on your couch?”

This would also be the BEST ttrpg.

Bonus points if all of the apocalypses center around one guy, whose contribution is minimal, but, from a causal perspective, vital.

  • Got hit by a truck, thus preventing the return of a library book that someone else would have been able to use to save the world.
  • Matched with a woman on OKCupid, but lots of red flags kept popping up, so he ghosts her. She goes on a rampage, invents a virus that wipes out all men. Problem is resolved by having a manwhore friend show up for the date, and it turns out they hit it off. The two of them become background comic relief for the rest of the show.
  • Forgot to pay the bill for the self-storage place, resulting in that necklace grandma found at a flea market in Jersey in the 50’s– which was absolutely a lost talisman– ending up in the hands of the man who would become The Dark Lord V'w'l'sss
  • One guy just shows up in rags and a gun. “CLEAN. YOUR. FRIDGE.” He dies with no further explanation. Bob shrugs, cleans the fridge, and asks the sorceror to take care of the body and the garbage back full of primordial ick.
  • “Listen, you’re going to find this impossible to believe, but I’m from the future.” “Fuck, what did I do this time?” “What?” “You’re here to prevent an apocalypse.” “….yes.” “Just… tell me what you need me to do.” “Don’t invest in Dogecoin.” “That’s it?” “Yeah.” “Any suggestions on where I should–” “Damnit, I didn’t even think about that.”

Title suggestion: “Cancel the Apocalypse”

(Tagline: “And then what?”)

my hearing has been aided and holy shit is this how you guys hear all the time

I can hear the birds calling to eachother!! im sat inside my house and I can still hear them!!

my cats purrs are so loud...I never knew how happy he was when I petted him 😭😭

bees have such nice buzzes!!!!!

rustling leaves sound nice. motorbikes do not

I can hear the river running through my village...this world has so many beautiful and amazing sounds

if you rub your hands on a leather sofa. that sounds excellent

gravel sounds fantastic btw. go kick some gravel immediately

CRUNCHY LEAVES

I still can't get over jinx purring. I never knew how happy he was or how much he loves me. he's been purring since I got home, every time I say hi to him. my husband says he's always purring like that, I just never heard it before

thank you @dwiwediblino for suggesting a clicky keyboard. I just tried it out and what a FANTASTIC sound

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Have you heard the pitter patter sound of your cats toes yet? Always enjoy that sound

yes!! when we came home and I called him downstairs for some food I heard him leap off the bed I think and his excited patters down the stairs

food in frying pans really do be sizzling...

the sound of old crinkly book pages oh my GOD I have found my new favourite sound

went down to the village river and it was so nice!! the river is pretty low rn because of the lack of rain but when it rains lots I want to go back and see it go fast and hear it

also! hearing the rustle of grass as I walk through it!

and and and i threw a stone into the water and it made a very satisfying splash sound :)

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cutting child porn from ao3 is not going to be a ‘slippery slope’ to full blown ‘censorship’, you guys are just pedophiles

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There is no child porn on AO3. That is a false statement perpetuated by pro censorship groups in order to promote their repressive goals. 

Child pornography is pornographic material (images, videos etc) of actual children. That is why it is illegal to produce, transmit, or possess. Because it involves the sexual abuse, assault and exploitation of ACTUAL REAL CHILDREN. 

AO3 is a US website that abides by US law. US law prohibits any involvement whatsoever with child porngraphy -  possession, creation, transmission etc. If there was child pornography on AO3 not only would the website be taken down but everyone involved would be in prison. This has not happened because there is no child pornography on the site. 

There are some fictional stories on AO3 that include fictional sex scenes between fictional characters who are underage. But that is not child porgraphy and is legal. Just the way Game of Thrones has sex scenes involving underage characters but that’s legal because in real life the actors and actresses are all legal adults. It is legal because no actual children are harmed. 

Actual children are harmed though when pro censorship people pull stunts like trying to report AO3 to the FBI for child pornography. While these complaints did not result in any actions against AO3 because there was no child pornography it means that time that could have been used to investigate real claims about real child pornography that put real children in harms way was wasted. And that hurts children.

But these people don’t care about children. They don’t even care about banning fictional subject matter that depicts underage sex. If they did they would be campaigning equally hard against HBO for airing Game of Thrones and George RR Martin for writing A Song of Ice and Fire both of which include underage sex scene as well as other dark subject material like rape. What they really care about it claiming the moral high ground to justify harassment campaigns and censorship of marginalized communities. 

it's so bitter to watch how many people are only now realising that the censorship of "morally bad" things will never stop at just the things they personally find repulsive. the problem with morals is that they're not a fixed norm that everyone agrees on and that they're a very easy argument to be used by bigots against marginalised groups. that's why it's dangerous to call for censorship on moral grounds - whose morals exactly?

all you people campaigning for a boycott of ao3, wanting them to censor "bad" content, i am begging you to wake the fuck up and understand that for many people "bad" things include queer people's existence, any form of sexual content, minority-representation and criticism of the government.

don't open the door for them.