LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

Thank you John Oliver for bringing this to my attention.

This is how things went down on the dinner. table.

i LOVE star war!!! PEW PEW, light saver! dark vader and luke skyscraper and obi 1 cannoli and r2b2 and 3pco and tobbaca.  i love star trek.

There is no argument, this scene is the best thing that infinity war has given us

Episode 9 title theories

The Force of Balance

The Last Skywalker

The Rebel Balance

The Grey Force

Skywalkers

Only Hope

End of Legacy

Harmony of Force

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

im desperate

Hi, local Japanese person here to give a reminder this is NOT BUDDHA.

The deity depicted in this statue is actually one of the Seven Lucky Gods, or Shichi Fukujin. (Read about them here, and here)

His name is Hotei, the God of Happiness and Abundance! A jolly fellow who is said to grant happiness and luck if you rub his belly.

So yeah, not Buddha. Still great though!

Reblogging for the correct information!

Thanks for correcting this. My parents always told me this statue was called laughing Buddha, but it just didn’t sit with me, but 7 year old me didn’t really know what to type in the computer back then…

R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .

Please

im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper

i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes

Reblog for love

i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today

@shootingshidae

life update: i’m not saying this worked but something happened literally the day after i reblogged this

omg i reblogged this yesterday and today a cute girl messaged me and i’m 💖❣💟💕🌸💓😚💕

No one cared who I was until I put on the mask

When the whole squad is in on your shitposting shenanigans 

My aesthetic tbh

[The band cycling on a large multi-person bicycle plays “The Entertainer” as they ride.]

*is at the movies with  a hot date* *does fake yawn to put arm around them* *yawns too hard and inhales a child from the row in front*

This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!

i can’t believe disney has me crying about a goddamn duck

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

If 5 grand did,I’d satisfy.

LSSC | 2015.09.29

No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.