they dont know about "stew tonight fuck yeah" alphonse...

i'm thrilled my tweet continues to upset new yorkers even after my twitter ban

the peak of japanese minimalism is not so much highly exaggerated geometric architecture with natural lighting but it is: fully drawn and minimal alphonse elric 

pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them

#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he's still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

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Prompt 5: Sloth

is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags

How has this comic made such a groundbreaking cultural impact without getting over 40k notes

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

everyone's got that one homie who zealously adheres to his inflexible code of honor even though it has long since become a burden to him

Our contestants are giving a wide variety of answers today folks

hey i have hiccups can someone scare me

HOO!

thanks it worked

……you can go now

Friendly reminder

Won’t say it again!

cis people can reblog this btw

two (2) people asked how i did the matchbook thing so take this

this is just a simple idea but if you spend some more time you can get real krazy with it:

making fake prints is so fun please do it immediately free resources under cut xoxo

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THEY STOLE MY SHIT

SHE LITERALLY TOOK MY POST AND DANCED BEHIND IT 💀💀💀💀💀💀

I'm feeling a strange emotion ngl. baby's first tiktok theft

gave in to the urges

Preview of my Remnant of Despair Lenticular Print

Find it on suraelis(dot)bigcartel

Coelacanth but it’s the size of a galaxy and it’s spots are stars. Imagine that. You’re welcome

behold, he is real

dark deva fan club

when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all

because of the huge response to this post, I decided to make a version of the art that includes the text

I’ve also uploaded this design to INPRNT, and all sales proceeds will be donated to environmental and humanitarian charities!

this is still going around with the old dead links - please help me share this version

You post this without a video. 

you POST this without.a.video

YOU POST THIS WITHOUT A VIDEO

@that-house this has your vibes

Oh to be excavator operator taking an aircraft for one last ride while probably doing plane noises

i love asexuality i love asexuals with a complex relationship to sex i love asexuals with a very simple relationship to sex i love asexuals who's definition of asexuality and aromanticism blend together and arent seperate i love asexuals who's asexuality is just a very minor part of their identity i love asexuals who's asexuality is a very big factor of their identity I LOVE ASEXUALITY !!!!