Fan Commentary Double Feature: MI3 and MI: Ghost Protocol
We did it. @interropunct and I have recorded 2 of the 6 threatened commentaries, in which we watch the Mission Impossible movies and talk over them in a way that will provide you all with a simulacrum of how insufferable we are to be in a voice chat with.
We have started with Fan Commentary: Haterade Edition and paired it with Fan Commentary: Stan Mode Edition by doing MI3 and Ghost Protocol as a double feature.
You'll want to hit play on your legal copy of MI3 at 2:58 into the commentary. This commentary includes:
- Effusive love of Ethan Hunt, Autistic SuperSpy
- Arc definitely not being in a kismesissitude with JJ Abrams
- Punct trying to determine when the Maggie Q and Jonathan Rhys Myers' characters actually get named in dialogue in the movie
- Thorough discussion of the underutilized kink potential of this movie
- "Humpty dumpty sat on the wall" "(SCREAMS OF DISMAY AND AGONY)"
- The gloriousness of Ethan Hunt doing physics equations on a window with chalk
- The five stages of grief in audio form
The vibes are MST3k and jokes galore and fawning over Ethan Hunt, our babygirl.
However, if you don't need no holleration, hateration in this dancery, proceed directly to the Ghost Protocol commentary and hit play on your legal copy of Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol at 2:47. This commentary includes:
- Punct accidentally admitting they find Tom Cruise hot on a live mic
- "That's my theory, I think prison turned Ethan from a cat into a dog."
- SO MANY BEHIND THE SCENES FACTS ABOUT THE MAKING OF THIS MASTERPIECE
- "You know when you think about it, Cascade was the turning point in Homestuck in the same way the Burj Khalifa sequence was--"
- Fawning over how small and cute Jeremy Renner is
- Discussion of MILF Mode Ethan Hunt
- McQuarrie's Actually Very Reasonable Explanation Of Why Hendricks Was Disguised As Wistrom At The Burj, And Goddammit He's Right
"You know what this means?"
"You have to watch Teen Wolf now."
"No. Fuck you. We have to watch more Tom Cruise movies and compare."
"That's true, we do."
"No, wait, we just have to go ask @malewifebillcage for a comparative history of Tom Cruise's chest hair."
The vibes are jubilant. We love this fucking movie.
NEXT UP: The double feature of MI2 (the worst movie on a technical level) and MI: Fallout (the best movie on a technical level)
Also I am currently putting copies of this commentary on youtube, check the reblogs later for that.