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andy or hussy. no relation to that guy who wrote that comic. icon by @ectoprince 💚

hello to all you beautiful and sexy non-bot weirdos who follow me for some reason or another 🥰

i'm mostly making this post for pinning purposes, but here is a brief directory of my blog (and also the blogs i made to reverse engineer a solution to something that was not a problem, but it's too late now) this is my main account, where likes/asks/etc may come from. my main personal tag is hussy talk. my main art tag is spacehussy arts. (not that it sees much action these days, but y'know) for homestuck and/or dirkjohn related things, see ectohussy 🧪

for embroidery, both fandom and original, see spacethread 🪡

(you may be sensing a theme here) i've been noodling around with shunting most/eventually all (?) reblogs to another sideblog i have and try to rein this one back in as being mostly my own posts. breaking the reblog-to-main habit is tough but i'd like to be able to use this as an exclusively personal space again.

(not that i expect anyone to follow it but if you see a hussy-themed rando in your notes, it's probably me. maybe. can't speak for all hussies.)

since twitter is about to die, what if I post all my cringe ass anime comix here

technically it’s legal, but is it ethical? nay, moral? who can say

okay might actually do this soon 😂 some tags to blacklist as needed:

soukoku

shin soukoku

and probably ‘bsd fanart’ as a catch all, though most of what I’ve done or plan to do falls under (s)skk so whatever ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

also thinking about reblogging some of my homes*uck comics to main as well just to collect them all under my art tag so another good tag to blacklist is ‘dirkjohn’ bc as always I have the most cursed taste no matter where I go 🥰

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The most suburban dad thought I have is that power washing is deeply satisfying. The high pressure jet of water at your beck and call. The noise. The flecks of grime that inevitably stain your legs. The wet. The acrid smoke of the engine. Sometimes there's rainbows. And of course, it is clean when you are done.

Fan Commentary Double Feature: MI3 and MI: Ghost Protocol

We did it. @interropunct and I have recorded 2 of the 6 threatened commentaries, in which we watch the Mission Impossible movies and talk over them in a way that will provide you all with a simulacrum of how insufferable we are to be in a voice chat with.

We have started with Fan Commentary: Haterade Edition and paired it with Fan Commentary: Stan Mode Edition by doing MI3 and Ghost Protocol as a double feature.

You'll want to hit play on your legal copy of MI3 at 2:58 into the commentary. This commentary includes:

  • Effusive love of Ethan Hunt, Autistic SuperSpy
  • Arc definitely not being in a kismesissitude with JJ Abrams
  • Punct trying to determine when the Maggie Q and Jonathan Rhys Myers' characters actually get named in dialogue in the movie
  • Thorough discussion of the underutilized kink potential of this movie
  • "Humpty dumpty sat on the wall" "(SCREAMS OF DISMAY AND AGONY)"
  • The gloriousness of Ethan Hunt doing physics equations on a window with chalk
  • The five stages of grief in audio form

The vibes are MST3k and jokes galore and fawning over Ethan Hunt, our babygirl.

However, if you don't need no holleration, hateration in this dancery, proceed directly to the Ghost Protocol commentary and hit play on your legal copy of Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol at 2:47. This commentary includes:

  • Punct accidentally admitting they find Tom Cruise hot on a live mic
  • "That's my theory, I think prison turned Ethan from a cat into a dog."
  • SO MANY BEHIND THE SCENES FACTS ABOUT THE MAKING OF THIS MASTERPIECE
  • "You know when you think about it, Cascade was the turning point in Homestuck in the same way the Burj Khalifa sequence was--"
  • Fawning over how small and cute Jeremy Renner is
  • Discussion of MILF Mode Ethan Hunt
  • McQuarrie's Actually Very Reasonable Explanation Of Why Hendricks Was Disguised As Wistrom At The Burj, And Goddammit He's Right

"You know what this means?" "You have to watch Teen Wolf now." "No. Fuck you. We have to watch more Tom Cruise movies and compare." "That's true, we do." "No, wait, we just have to go ask @malewifebillcage for a comparative history of Tom Cruise's chest hair."

The vibes are jubilant. We love this fucking movie.

NEXT UP: The double feature of MI2 (the worst movie on a technical level) and MI: Fallout (the best movie on a technical level)

Also I am currently putting copies of this commentary on youtube, check the reblogs later for that.

As promised, youtube versions if that's easier for you. They are blank videos except for marking when to hit play.

treking through the abandoned gothic manor and all the spiderwebs i run into keep wrapping around me until im covered in a gossamer shawl and negligee that i use to seduce the next naive explorer that also was searching for the ghosts of lives once lived in this place

since twitter is about to die, what if I post all my cringe ass anime comix here

technically it’s legal, but is it ethical? nay, moral? who can say

Not to be a Frankenstein apologist but if it were a choice between actually writing my essays for my degree and creating life in an act of hubris against God frankly my procrastination skills are incredibly powerful