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if anyone is still here and cares about silly old me new blog > @asschapman bc rip twitter probably and also this blog is an embarrassment
love u all <3
me finding a book called “shakespeare cats” that’s just shakespeare scenes with cats: awe cute!!
cat othello murdering cat desdemona:
When will Microsoft Edge finally be allowed to Microsoft Cum :(
Ever post something and wonder later if your medication is slowly poisoning you?
You can identify a fake redneck by their passionate support of “blue lives matter.” Real rednecks have been in at least one physical fight and/or high-speed chase with police officers and would do it again
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Kirk: Mr. Sulu, you can fly this thing, right?
Sulu: What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the pilot’s course, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret missions aboard the Enterprise, and I have over 300 confirmed shifts. I am trained in small craft piloting and I am the best pilot in the entire Fleet. This is nothing but just another Starship. I will save us the precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this planet. Mark my fucking words (sir), You think you can get away with asking if I can fly this ship, think again Captain. As we speak I am Disengaging the inertial dampeners and the crew is being traced right now so you better buckle up, captain. The flight that saves the pathetic little thing you call a ship, you’re fucking lucky I’m here, captain. Not only am I extensively trained in emergency maneuvers, but I have access to the entire map of the United Federation of Planets and I will use it to its full extent to warp this tiny ship off the face of this mountain, Captain. If only you could have know what holy retribution your little “Worried” questions was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking question. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit masterful piloting all over this planet and you will sit there and shut up. Here we fucking go, Kiddo.
that urge to climb the rooftop of ur house. where does it come from.
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the gargoyle instinct
new tumblr is such fucking trash smdh, bring back 2012 layout+xkit you pussies
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i have 3 capri suns! my life is so fun and sexy
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i am down to 2 capri suns. i am hanging in there
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one capri sun things are looking dim
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bad new lads
