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Are you fucking kidding me, Adam is back? He should be so dead by now

Me a pokemon trainer: Alright guys yall can eat up!

My Alakazam in my head: Ma’am may I please sit at the table and have a plate it is truly unnecessary for me to eat from a bowl on the ground and actually-

Me: Oh Alakazam you know pokemon don’t have human rights now tell me the answers to my Calculus homework 

If you think for one fucking second that all my pokemon wouldn’t be sitting at the table, you’re just wrong. Dinner is a fucking OCCASION. MURKROW OVER HERE GOT A BOW TIE ON. THAT I HAND MADE HIM. AND HE HAS A PERCH IN THE CHAIR THAT I MADE TOO. 

Pokemon are of varying intelligence man. Lillipups a dog and lucarios a friend.

yet i let both sit at the table with me for they are valid

Of course!

Me, sitting at a table with a 6 foot lobster, a massive eel, a tree posessed by a dead child, a cactus that murders people, a Ninja acorn and a ghoust with 2 floating arms:

Ah yes good ol Family dinner

Yessss I love my family pokemans

You broke her heart too? Join the club today! You can win a trip to an evil space ship too if you fast enough! 

breakfast

lunch

dinner

dessert

cool what the FUCKING HECK does this mean tho

has. has no one else seen these. gen zillenials where u at

snack

I can smell them

I can hear them

If you really want to eat candy this halloween, do it!! even if you’re trying to lose weight right now, everything is fine in moderation! it’s ok to celebrate!

So I was telling my dad about neko atsume and he just scoffed and said “you don’t need a damn video game for that” and went out to our backyard and put apples and pears all around our yard and now we’re just watching the squirrels come and go and he’s naming them all after old military generals

cats don’t know what words mean and i love that about them. i can say “you are a beautiful little angel child and i love you more than anything else in the entire world” but also “you wretched little clown bastard. you’ve created such a big mess and now i have to clean it because i have hands and you don’t. this is god’s cruelest joke.” and they don’t care they just say :3 and put their little paws on me

“Dirty rat bastard man” I say, kissing the lil kitty forehead

i was trying to compress this gif to make it a discord emoji but. this happened

dance fucker dance

HE NEVER HAD A CHANCE-

I’m going to send this to my friend, she’ll love this

me, going for a long car ride: yes I can listen to so much music

i want someone to play legos with :'))))

LEGOSSSS damn I wish I had some

"megamind" was the og "despicable me" change my mind

dont CALL urself a horror fan if u dont know this classic