These are the best smiles in the universe. I take no criticism.
Hiccstrid and Percabeth are the same thing just in different fonts
Wasn’t it confirmed that Kronos was manipulating Aries in his dreams
you mean that you ah talkin about biology? that is, to say, the uh reproduction? of... vulcans?
star trek where everything is the same except jim is benoit blanc
Soul: Maka sometimes talks in her sleep. It's adorable.
Maka, asleep: fight me.. Punk... Square up.. I'll take your soul...
Time Falls Away by NotEvenCloseToStraight
★ ★ ★ ★
Words: 79,451
Pairing: James “Bucky” Barnes/Tony Stark
Completed: Yes
The Battle of New York: Tony flies himself and the nuke through the wormhole and when his suit shuts down and he starts to fall, he knows he’s going to die. But then he wakes up in an alley in Brooklyn, two strangers staring down at him in confusion and Tony is sure he is dreaming when he shakes hands first with pre-serum Steve Rogers, and then Bucky Barnes. Trapped in 1942, Tony befriends Steve, and falls in love with Bucky but America is at war, and Bucky and Steve ship out to join the cause. Tony knows all the stories about the Howling Commandos and knows what’s coming for the soldiers, and has to live through history as first Bucky falls, and then Steve disappears. Tony is left alone in the 40’s, crying himself to sleep in the house he had shared with his best friend and his lover. But then he wakes up on the pavement in New York, the Hulk roaring in his face, Steve staring down at him, and he has to wonder if it was all a hallucination. When Tony fell through the sky, did he fall through time as well? Why does Steve act so cold towards him? Were he and Bucky really that happy together?
Did it all really happen, or is Tony in love with a life he can only have in his dreams?
What vets do behind closed doors
vortexsophia
i was so afraid i was going to scroll and it was going to be bad. i feel way better
Can confirm.
Me: *surrenders tiny corgi puppy to vet tech who takes him to the back room for routine shots*
Me: *waits nervously* Oh no, they found something really bad
Vet tech: *returns with puppy*
Me: is hE OKAY
Vet tech: Oh! Yeah! He’s great! He did great!
Me: Oh thank God, I was getting really worried.
Vet tech: …
Vet tech: We had to let everyone pet him
Anonymous asked:
Star Trek is a special kind of education. It is by no means perfect, but it asks the right questions.
u right
“This isn’t good. What, that a man was one of my lovers? Come now, Detective, it’s the 21st century.”
I made this because I actually did manage to brush my teeth tonight. Mimnty :-)
All I know is Michonne better find her man!
Thank you Danai for giving us several seasons of black girl magic and badassery on The Walking Dead. Although I am no longer as faithful of a fan as I once was I had to acknowledge the queen!
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adhd is so funny it's like being possessed but with myself
me, desperately: can we please get something done?!
my inner demon, who is also me: IF YOU LIKE PIÑA COLADA
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
23devil
People
i-am-mishafuckingcollins
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
nemusou
yeah… weird
hi-im-puka
Fuck you I’ll reblog it cuz it’s an elephant strawberry I need no other reason
My Top 15 TV Shows
Hello! I decided to make this list in case anyone needed a new TV show to watch! My recs are going to go from favorite to least favorite (although some are so close that they are basically tied) Just so you all remember, also, these are just my opinions of the shows and you may not agree with me, and I’m sorry if I rec a show that you absolutely hate, because that was not my intention!
1. Lost
So yes, my all time favorite show is not Teen Wolf. Lost is just such an amazing tv series, and I wish they were still making seasons! It is a completed show with I think 5 seasons? This TV series is about a plane that crashes on a strange island. It’s full of mystery with some comedy and action and it is just really good. It follows the stories of all the different people who were on the plane, and this show is so mysterious that by the end you may still have questions.
If you like shows such as: Twin Peaks, Dexter, The X-Files, Stranger Things etc. this show might be something you’d enjoy!
2. Teen Wolf
So even though in my opinion Teen Wolf has gone downhill, I honestly believe this show, particularly the earlier seasons, is really great. It’s romantic, it’s funny, and it has werewolves in it. It also may be a little cheesy, especially in the first season, but I don’t mind personally.
If you like shows such as: Supernatural, Vampire Diaries, Shannara Chronicles, True Blood, etc. this might be a show for you!
3. Sherlock
So this one is pretty much tied with Teen Wolf (honestly it should probably be above it but oh well) So the thing I love about this show is the comedy and mystery! There are twists and turns and it’s entertaining and interesting and all the actors do an amazing job! The fandom can be toxic, though, just a fair warning. But honestly it really is a great show that I can not praise enough because I spent hours binge watching this and squealing about it and it is so deep and has plot twists and it’s just amazing! Yeah.
If you likes shows such as: Breaking Bad, Fargo, Elementary, Person of Interest, Black Mirror, Mr. Robot, etc, this show could be something you’d enjoy!
4. Fargo
So this is a thriller show that is very dark and has very mature, disturbing parts sometimes. But, it also has some comedy and honestly it is just an amazing preformance and story. Obviously, this is similar to the movie Fargo, but it continues on with another season, and a 3rd season is supposed to come out sometime this year! All of the actors are just so talented. The main character in season one is actually Martin Freeman, and in season 2 one of the main characters is Kirsten Dunst. Also, this show has seemingly different seasons that all connect. It is just so amazing like honestly I could probably put this one 1st or 2nd but it is kind of disturbing.
If you like shows such as: Sherlock, Lost, Breaking Bad, Narcos, Mr. Robot, True Detective, etc. then try out this show!
5. A Series of Unfortunate Events
If you haven’t heard of it, this series is a Netflix series based off of books. Many people may recall the movie, and I can say that the tv series is very different in many ways that make me prefer it much more to the movie. Firstly, Neil Patrick Harris does an amazing job portraying Count Olaf (the main bad guy). This TV series is meant to be kind of cheesy with a dark, creepy undertone. Also, it is full of mysteries! I really love how they’ve changed it and the casting in my opinion is much better! So far, the 1st season is the only one out, but I have no doubt that there will be more.
If you like shows such as: Dexter, The X-Files, Psych, Veronica Mars, etc. you should watch this show!
6. The Flash
So this show is obviously about the superhero the Flash. The things I really enjoy about this is the action and the plots for each season. The first season especially is my favorite. Seriously though this show is super entertaining and interesting and has a great diverse cast!
If you like shows such as: Arrow, Heroes, Legends of Tomorrow, Supergirl, etc. you should watch this show!
7. The Office
If you’ve never seen the office, this is a comedy show with romance too! It is extremely funny, thus having it be my top comedy show! It has 9 seasons, so you’ll have tons of episodes to watch, and it’s all on Netflix and finished filming! Seriously if you have not watched this show and you love comedies, WATCH IT!
If you like shows such as: Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, etc. watch this show!
8. Parks and Rec
It’s so hard to choose between the Office and Parks and Rec. They are both super hilarious! Parks and Rec is also about the workplace, the people at Parks and Recreation. It has amazing characters and development and jokes and I love it! Plus, it is all finished and has a ton of seasons to enjoy! (7)!
If you like shows such as: The Office, Big Bang Theory, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Last Man on Earth, etc. then this show is for you!
9. Stranger Things
So, if you haven’t already heard about this show, this is basically the popular Netflix original that a lot of people are talking about! It reminds me of the movie E.T., just more modernized. It follows the story of a boy who goes missing, but it’s more than meets the eye. It is a supernatural/thriller show and honestly I thought it would be cheesy, but it’s not! It’s actually really interesting and spooky and mysterious and cute and I like it quite a bit! They only have 1 season so far, but they are releasing a new season this year!
If you like shows such as: Lost, X-Files, Supernatural, Teen Wolf, etc. you should try out this show!
10. Blindspot
If you haven’t heard of it, this is a newish show about this woman who is found and has no memory and tattoos all over her body. The FBI works to figure out who put them there and why. First of all, the plot is interesting, there is a ton of action and a little mystery and drama and romance. It really is entertaining and I just really enjoy the overall thrill of this show!
If you likes shows such as : CSI, Lost, The Blacklist, Criminal Minds, The Flash, How to Get Away With Murder, etc., then you definitely need to try out this show!!!
11. The Last Man on Earth
Honestly I’m surprised this one is not higher up on my list!!! It is so hilarious and I think it just gets better with each season, in my personal opinion. It’s the story of the (seemingly) last man on earth after being wiped out from a virus! It is just so funny and has some thriller/mystery elements, actually!! It gets serious sometimes and it is just so perfect.
If you likes shows such as: Parks and Rec, The Office, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Brooklyn 99, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, etc. you should totally try watching this show!
12. Wayward Pines
This show is about a strange town with secrets. It’s a mystery/thriller/supernatural show, and it’s really good, but also kinda strange. In my opinion, I enjoyed the 2nd season more than the 1st, but a lot of people disagree, so you’d have to watch it to decide for yourself! They currently only have 2 seasons, but I think they’re making a third? Anyways but if you like tons of mystery and thrills and stuff you’d probably like this show!
If you like shows such as: Twin Peaks, Stranger Things, Under the Dome, Bones, etc., you might want to give this show a try!
13. 11.22.63
So this is a mini series (I think 6 or 8 episodes total?) and it’s based off of the novel 11.22.63 by Stephen King. Basically, it’s about a guy who goes back in time to try to stop the assassination of John F. Kennedy. So it is kinda historical but I mean it’s still time travel soooo. I would call it a myster/thriller mostly, with some history of course. (If you haven’t been able to tell yet, myster/thriller is my FAVORITE genre)
If you like shows such as: Under the Dome, Westworld, Sense 8, etc., you should check this show out!
14. Steven Universe
Okay first of all yes I know this is a cartoon but IT IS SO MASTERFULLY MADE LIKE OH MY GOD. It deals with stereotypes and has lesbian relationships and it is adorable and interesting and the plot is actually so intriguing as it gets more into the show. Watching the first episodes, or maybe even the first half of the first season, it seems really cheesy and annoying but honestly it gets so deep and amazing. It’s about a boy named Steven who is half human and ‘half gem’ and he lives with this rebel group of gems called the crystal gems and it’s all about their trials and it probably sounds stupid to you if you’ve never seen it but I swear to you, in my opinion, it is one of the best cartoons I’ve ever watched.
If you like shows such as: Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, etc., then watch this show!!!
15. Humans
So this last one was really tough because honestly there are a lot of other TV Shows that I like but this show is really interesting. It is about these robots who are like servants to the humans, but there are some ‘rebels’ or whatever you would call them who have human emotions and it’s about trying to find one of the synths who has been taken by a family and I mean I enjoyed it personally but it is about robots so you have to be into that kind of show.
If you likes shows such as: Wayward Pines, Stranger Things, Westworld, Black Mirror, etc. you should try out this show!
With the quarantine and school and work being canceled as a result...
here are some shows that I recommend to binge and where they can be found:
- 9-1-1 - Hulu
- Leverage- Imbd, so Amazon through a tv I think
- Anne with an E- Netflix
- Sense8- Netflix
- Superstore- Hulu
- Parks and Recreation- Netflix, Hulu
- Runaways- Hulu
- Cloak & Dagger- Hulu
- Tower Prep- I think just iTunes but I bought all of the episodes there when I was younger the first time I got money so I don’t know
- Derry Girls- Netflix
- The Last Man On Earth- Hulu
- Stranger Things- Netflix
- The Office- Netflix
- That 70s Show- Netflix
- The Circle- Netflix
- The Umbrella Academy- Netflix
- Disenchantment- Netflix
- Once Upon a Time- Netflix
- The 100- Netflix
- Criminal Minds-Netflix
- Buzzfeed Unsolved- YouTube, Hulu
- Watcher Entertainment- YouTube
- Sherlock-Netflix
- H2O: Just Add Water- Netflix
- No Good Nick- Netflix
- Locke and Key- Netflix
- Galavant- Netflix
- Young and Hungry- Netflix
- Santa Clarita Diet-Netflix
- The Shanara Chronicles- Netflix
- Legion- Hulu
- Maniac- Netflix
- Russian Doll- Netflix
- Glow- Netflix
- Jessica Jones- Netflix
- Shameless- Netflix
- Brooklyn Nine Nine- Hulu
- Ghost Whisperer- Hulu
- My Baby Sitters a Vampire- Netflix
- Legends of Tomorrow- Netflix
- Jenna Marbles- YouTube
- Total Drama- Netflix
- Agents of Shield- Netflix, Hulu
- iZombie- Netflix
- New Girl- Netflix
- Avatar the Last Airbender- again bought all of the episodes on iTunes the minute I had my own money so not sure
- House of Anubis- also bought all of the episodes on iTunes through season 2 once I got money
- Red Band Society
- Once Upon A Time In Wonderland
- The Secret Circle- bought all of the episodes on iTunes the same time as the others so no clue
- Teen Titans
- Teen Wolf
- 6teen
- Stoked
- Revenge- Hulu
- The Mentalist
- How I Met Your Mother-Hulu
- Castle
- Crazy Ex Girlfriend- Netflix
- Zoeys Extraordinary Playlist- Hulu
- Scrubs- Hulu
- Prodigal Son- Hulu
- What We Do in The Shadows- Hulu
- UnReal- Hulu
- Single Parents- Hulu
- Bones- Hulu
- Drunk History- Hulu
- Wolf blood-Hulu
- Cutthroat Kitchen- Hulu
- The Nine Lives of Chloe King
- Agent Carter
- Legend of The Seeker- abc
- Gotham- Netflix
- Selfie
- The Gifted- Hulu
- Scrubs- Hulu
(No place attached means I just can’t remember, these aren’t in any order)
Christopher: “Rory is my daughter. Mine.” Luke: “Oh, really? Well then, where the hell were you when she got the chicken pox and would only eat mashed potatoes for a week, or where were you when she graduated high school, or started college? Huh? Who the hell moved her mattress into her dorm, and out of her dorm and back into her dorm again?”
Me: