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✨Art Nerd✨

@space-captain-fonix

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evil Winnie the Pooh: I could go for a few smackerels of blood right now

i think i’m going to pass out from how funny this reply is

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“tumblr became bad because of porn ban” “tumblr is bad because of bots” “tumblr is bad because there’s hateful people who post freely” THE AUDIO POST HAS A COPYRIGHT DETECTOR NOW. DOESNT ANYONE REMEMVER WHEN YOU COULD PUT ANY SONG ON HERE AND LISTEN AND SCROLL AND LOVE????????????? STOP SENDING ME TO SPOTIFY APP

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disappointed to realize that most posts about being stuck in the labyrinth are figurative or comical in nature i thought i had finally found a community of likeminded maze enthusiasts

by far the funniest reason my dad came up with for why he doesn't want me to work in the funeral/mortuary industry is because it's "unattractive". like man do you think i apply to jobs based on their impact on my tinder profile.

it's even funnier that how wrong he is too. if i work in the morgue i'll get bitches you couldn't even imagine.