✨Art Nerd✨

evil Winnie the Pooh: I could go for a few smackerels of blood right now

i think i’m going to pass out from how funny this reply is

“tumblr became bad because of porn ban” “tumblr is bad because of bots” “tumblr is bad because there’s hateful people who post freely” THE AUDIO POST HAS A COPYRIGHT DETECTOR NOW. DOESNT ANYONE REMEMVER WHEN YOU COULD PUT ANY SONG ON HERE AND LISTEN AND SCROLL AND LOVE????????????? STOP SENDING ME TO SPOTIFY APP

the portal

disappointed to realize that most posts about being stuck in the labyrinth are figurative or comical in nature i thought i had finally found a community of likeminded maze enthusiasts

Not a dream

Idk who needs to hear this but

Leonard McCoy in STAR TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK (1984)

friend: i heard you got super glue on your fingers, are you okay?

me: 👌

my job hunting criteria lately has been "will this disappoint my parents" and if the answer is yes i apply

So beautiful a single father shows his son a cone

this looks like the loading screen for the best video game ever

i don’t WANNA use this site for business this my site for PLEASURE. FUCK!!!!!!!

I forgot if I posted this vintage robot toy I stumbled across googling for boxy robot references

karkat gets top surgery

by far the funniest reason my dad came up with for why he doesn't want me to work in the funeral/mortuary industry is because it's "unattractive". like man do you think i apply to jobs based on their impact on my tinder profile.

it's even funnier that how wrong he is too. if i work in the morgue i'll get bitches you couldn't even imagine.