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i hate nerves and anxiety. oh nooo i am scared of acting like a weird bitch to remedy this i will act like a weird bitch

the passengers on oceangate are dead (they imploded) and they confirmed the debris was from the submersible but the shit that has me fucking losing it is that the logitech controller made it out almost unscathed

i feel so bad for average russian citizens. since like 1533 it’s been constant ‘this might as well fucking happen’

nothing is scarier than seeing what the front page of YouTube looks like when you're not logged in

me trying to be an active listener: YES no exactly right right right FOR REALLL yeah totally no literally! yeah for sure

making cars without cd players is an evil act you're taking her pussy away..

reminder to clench your jaw, slouch your spine, and put a dirty mug somewhere you will forget about it

I'm being oppressed

some salads are amazing and then other salads feel like you're stuck in purgatory just eating leaves forever

i love it when you’re steeping some tea and you press a spoon against the teabag and the blood comes out

The circle is complete:

1898: Morgan Robertson's novella "The Wreck of the Titan" is published.

1912: RMS Titanic hits an iceberg and sinks, in an event that almost beat-for-beat follows the plot of Robertson's novella.

2023: Oceangate's experimental submersible The Titan undergoes explosive decompression while retracing the descent of the Titanic.

NOW STOP NAMING THINGS THAT

when i was post op after top surgery i had a good friend there with me to help recover. but the nurse didnt get the memo and when i woke up she was like “ok i’m gonna go get your girlfriend and bring her in to see you!” and i remember being so zonked on anesthesia and so disoriented i just laid there thinking wow…… all that an they’re bringing me a girlfriend too this place is amazing

I’ll admit I’ve sent a 👍 in my time

please tell me it’s not true that the one billionaire passenger coerced his terrified 19 year old son into going in that underwater coffin because it was father’s day weekend

holy shit

you know some shit is going down when 3 of the trending tags on tumblr have the destiel breaking news meme as the top post

having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

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