as an empath there are many bony fish species i can't make eye contact with because their emotions flood my brain at such high pressure it gives me nosebleeds but cartilaginous fish are no problem as 700 years ago i was a smalltooth sawfish
something about foreshadowing being more prominent the second time around reading a story but in a way that the meaning is changed forever and you can never view a story the same as you once did before. do you know what i mean.
dude are you seriously eating macarons? looks like two buttcheeks and backsack. *realizes i’m in a french bakery and all the frenchmen just kind of look at each other and nod with an eyebrow raised like yes zis is ze pointe*
bro i had not even posted this for 2 seconds and it already got the disco elysium tag
Robotgirl whining because her sysadmin won't let her plug in a random USB she found in the parking lot
Sea dog
[image description: several colored charcoal sketches of James Flint from Black Sails depicted as an anthropomorphized grizzled dog character. Includes sketches of Flint in his naval uniform as Lieutenant McGraw with very long hair, as well as a full body sketch of his season 2 pirate outfit, and a close up of his furry-style features. Other details--he is drawn as a floppy-ear cartoon dog resembling an Irish Terrier. He has reddish-brown fur and a heavy brow. The fur on the dog muzzle resembles Flint’s beard and mustache. One of his dog ears is pierced and he retains his season 1-2 half ponytail. /end desc]
Isekai except the fantasy world is literally just like a ten minute hike away from everything else and has just explicitly never been found.
The protagonist gets hit by a truck but instead of dying they roll down a comically tall hill through like a mile of woods and then they wake up in a fantasy village
undertale
i'm not feeling the +1 endurance bonus.. :(
sorry it’s strictly for when engaging in hot sloppy t4t sex
the shot of the crowd just absolutely fucking despondent at leffen winning evo with happy chaos is seriously going to kill me
