reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

*sexting*

me before I nut: I can’t wait to do all these awful things to you him: and then? me after I nut:

— Steve Maraboli

when u think your dick is big but then she does this 

a motherfucker could use an embrace 

tag yourself: lifesims and games that involve the mining and the crafting edition

reblog if bird

*picture of bird*

o fuc

uh

y’all weren’t supposed to see this hold on

y’all better stop reblogging the post aint done yet

SHOW US THE BIRD

hold on , i am lookin ,

ＧＩＶＥ　ＵＳ　ＴＨＥ　ＢＩＲＤ

b i r d   l o c a t e d 

This bird picture far exceeded my expectations well done I love it.

It’s a special kind of gratification when the slow car you’re stuck behind turns away, and you speed up to show the people behind you that you weren’t the one clogging up traffic.

Morning Cools