reblog this post if you would watch a youtube poop in a Theater

[ring ring]

Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

you’re* it’s* Btw. I am a man.

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

what’s the pink they put in pink lemonade that makes it so poppin

that’s pussy babe!

Hanging out with old people rules because after a while they trust you enough to confess to murder totally unprompted

Wait what.

Sometimes old ladies had to kick the ladder out from under their stepfathers when they were girls and that’s valid

Hello, Tumblr. Come at me. I’m TJ, or The Amazing Atheist, AKA everything your safe spaces don’t allow.

Watch me get anonymous hate for this… triggered?

Sir this is a McDonalds

Typical feminazi shit, heh. McDonalds doesn

IT FINALLY HAPPENED

people in period clothing doing modern things is my aesthetic

i can’t believe you forgot the most important one

thank you! I couldn’t find that one in google!

I would like to add Alexander Hamilton himself to this collection.

and of course, alexandra dowling using a tablet computer on the set of BBC musketeers 

You forgot my favourites.

These are all canon.

this is my favourite post

On the Gandalf note, this is also amazing: 

May I add this one out of sheer delight?

It cracks me up every time. I love this!

They’re updating their relationship status to “sworn brothers”

adorable pirate Luke Arnold taking photo of his crush star Toby Stephens

don’t forget this Incredibly Powerful Image from the set of the princess bride

♪♫ Old MacDonald had…

…enough.