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Piss On Your Landlord’s Car

@sozzled-on-company-time

1) i am banned from most public spaces.
2) before you ask. no, I am not sorry.
3) yes i am drunk at old navy.

Basic Jist of Britpop Bands

Blur: Cor blimey look at us, the most British lads to ever be! It’s right bloody smashing, innit?

Suede: ohhh we’re young, we’ve fallen out of love, and we’re slowly dying in this forsaken city, but we're suffering GORGEOUSLY. Would anyone like something illicit for the pain?

Oasis: I do what I waaaaaant, I don’t give a shiiiiit, I don’t caaaaaaare *throws brother off of hotel balcony*

Pulp: A woman looked me in the eye once and I nearly had a stroke. That was seven years ago and I’ve never emotionally recovered mamamow mamamow mamamowmowmow 

  • if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost
  • take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle
  • fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism
  • now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

some others i found in the notes

Not really in the same vein, but i wanna add some great ones.

This whole post is my current philosophy

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PSA:

1. If you are not silly, it is vital you become silly

2. If you are silly, you must stay silly

2. If you used to be silly but have stopped, you must make all efforts to return to silliness