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@sozuu

It’s whatever my current hyper fixation is (across the spider verse)
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I have never felt so validated in never having given up on Tumblr.

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IT GETS WORSE!

"This is hilarious. It appears that Twitter is DDOSing itself. The Twitter home feed's been down for most of this morning. Even though nothing loads, the Twitter website never stops trying and trying. In the first video, notice the error message that I'm being rate limited. Then notice the jiggling scrollbar on the right. The second video shows why it's jiggling. Twitter is firing off about 10 requests a second to itself to try and fetch content that never arrives because Elon's latest genius innovation is to block people from being able to read Twitter without logging in. This likely created some hellish conditions that the engineers never envisioned and so we get this comedy of errors resulting in the most epic of self-owns, the self-DDOS. Unbelievable. It's amateur hour."

So he artificially limited the number of tweets you can see per day with a "free" account.

Once you hit your limit, it stops you from loading the page. But it also doesn't know WHY it isn't loading, so it keeps TRYING.

Twitter is literally hitting itself in the face ten times per second per user.

This is so completely amateurish it's unbelievable. It's like putting your car in neutral and slamming your foot on the gas until your engine redlines and then wondering why it's making a horrible noise and a terrible smell but not going anywhere.

Not to be #cute on main but I simply will not rest until the Supreme Court as an institution is nothing but ash and soot underneath my feet 😊😊🥰🥰😍

Whoa guys check out this #cute pic I found online 🥰🥰🥰

Anonymous asked:

Bernard said Bruce Wayne is Red Hood one time and Tim nearly lose it

I like to think that Bernard has specially crafted conspiracy theories for whenever he wants to see Tim’s pissed off face

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Bernard: it’s too peaceful around here

Bernard, loudly: I think Nightwing is actually a government spy that defected and is now a shadow government spy, alongside Batman -

Tim, Nightwing fanboy to the max, has to restrain himself from harming people that get even minor information about him wrong: that’s. lovely. honey.

Bernard, grinning evilly internally: why thank you, I’m quite proud of my expert deduction skills. By the way, didn’t your dentist tell you not to grind your teeth so much?

Bernard, who's woken up and chosen violence: I've decided to stop believing in the Bats

Tim: *rebooting* you've decided to what?

Bernard: I've decided to stop believing in them🤷🤷🤷there's really no proof that they exist anyways

Tim: *gritting his teeth* there's photographs

Bernard: Doctored by hardcore fans. Like the slenderman thing

Tim: *inhaling to keep from full on screaming*

Bernard: the JLA doesn’t exist either btw

Tim, gone through all the stages of grief, is now just tired: really?

Bernard: yup. They’re all fictional. Think about it - it’s a little too convenient that there are apparently all of these untouchable superheroes causing damage everywhere. It’s probably just government experiments being covered up

Tim: I- you know what. Sure. That’s absolutely true. I mean, we’ve literally met Superman during that alien invasion last week, but sure

Bernard: I’m so glad we can agree :)

Bernard, after Tim ate his sandwich: You know the Oracles of Ancient Greece also foretold the future using the flight patterns of birds?

Tim, sipping coffee suspiciously: Continue.

Bernard: So that is actually false, it's a dark Internet plant by Gotham's so called Oracle to lull Gothamites into a false sense of security.

Tim, regretting: meaning?

Bernard: Birds aren't real Tim. They're Oracle's spy drones. Explains why the birds in the city aren't afraid of traffic and are essentially their own gang.

Tim:...sigh.

Babs, texting Tim: He's right.

Ron Cobb, 1970

it’s a boomer meme, but it checks out

This is more of a “Greatest Generation” meme technically

why are these are still relevant

Capitalism still exists

That meme is half a century old, and yet still as relevant as if done yesterday.

Fun fact: this guy, Ron Cobb, also did concept art for just about every famous sf/fantasy movie of the 1980s.

i would... i would do so much... i would do everything and anything for her.

[VD: A tiktok of a buff, blonde woman in a green and cream dress and a white hairband. Text over the screen reads "I forget that I can't wear cute cottagecore outfits because I'm jacked and I look ridiculous". The video then cuts to a woman with brown hair and blonde highlights, who has a thick Slavic accent, and she says: "What is more cottagecore than being strong from ploughing fields and moving the tractors? You are beautiful strong woman. You are cottagecore." /End ID]

did you know?

you love chubby springtails.

you love them. you have to.

(likely Sensillanura sp., Vitronura giselae and Neanura muscorum)

LMFAO ZUCK WON BY FORFEIT!

Musk had to be saved by his fucking Mommy! Everyone should go on Twitter and tell musk he is a weak bitch for letting his mommy tell him what to do when he's like 60.