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Blur: Cor blimey look at us, the most British lads to ever be! It’s right bloody smashing, innit?
Suede: ohhh we’re young, we’ve fallen out of love, and we’re slowly dying in this forsaken city, but we're suffering GORGEOUSLY. Would anyone like something illicit for the pain?
Oasis: I do what I waaaaaant, I don’t give a shiiiiit, I don’t caaaaaaare *throws brother off of hotel balcony*
Pulp: A woman looked me in the eye once and I nearly had a stroke. That was seven years ago and I’ve never emotionally recovered mamamow mamamow mamamowmowmow
From Film Daily, 1935.
Me & my best Leatherneck Bro. Love ya Bruthah
Someone is sucking too hard on Uncle Sam's dick and not paying attention to the fact he's on the Queer Website where all the Fags, Dykes, Trannies, and various other Queers come to play.
Oh, and I hope you like the pronouns in my bio. :)
Signed,
A person with military family that they are proud of because they treat people with respect even if their views are different or even rude.
villain going to the goon shelter to pick out a new henchman
this energetic and diabolical boy was rescued from a goon hoarding situation… he loves pulling levers, gloating, and turning cranks with great abandon. prefers to be the only goon. needs an active lair with plenty of enrichment.
now this fella comes with some baggage. his previous villain was going to have put down when he refused to perform unsedated human vivisection as a form of torture. one of our agents intercepted the execution and brought him to the goon shelter. would thrive in an environment of G or PG-rated villainry.
on the other hand, if you’re looking for something a little more… advanced… then this fine lady over here would make a great challenge for an experienced villain able to set firm boundaries. she will NOT be released to first-time villains; proof of prior henchpeople must be demonstrated before adoption approval. high prey drive. under no circumstances should she be left alone with children or small animals. must sign waiver releasing the goon shelter from responsibility if her behavior is deemed excessively depraved.
These two are pair-bonded and may only be adopted together. Up for anything, they are fiercely loyal to their employer provided their needs are met and they are permitted to hold hands. They look alarmingly similar to one another but it is undeterminable whether they are close blood relatives or lovers who choose to dress and style themselves in identical ways. Habit of finishing each other’s sentences with rhyming couplets; we have not attempted to train this out of them. Will answer to whatever names or titles you give them so long as they are complimentary and/or rhyme.
Will you help this goon find his forevil lair? He’s been returned to the goon shelter six times now but we refuse to give up on him. A vile little rat of a man, he’d be the perfect accomplice to someone willing to overlook his unfortunate heterosexuality. If gay-coding is not your style and you don’t expect it from a henchman, please consider giving this little guy a good home in your dastardly schemes.
This guy is not your typical goon. He was rescued from a high-kill shelter after being deemed unfit for henching. His deep baritone voice, his darkly handsome good looks, and his flair for the dramatic have made prospective employers pass over him time and time again, making him the longest resident of the goon shelter. But don’t judge a book by its cover—while his appearance and demeanor suggest “villain”, his real passion is taking orders and faithfully serving a master. If you’re secure in your villainry and not prone to jealousy, he may just be what it takes to turn your base into a lair.
Genuinely irritates the fuck out of me when people are like "omg u made the autistic coded scifi character interested in machines and computers and stuff that's so stereotypical what's wrong with you"
Like yeah guess what sharon
Leave my autistic ass and equally autistic ass self inserts the fuck alone.
It's such a stale take to be mad about this type of thing, and I see it all the time, and it's usually followed up by "well if the writer's autistic then it's ok" like guess what fucknuts, I don't owe you my diagnoses. Nobody does.
And it's the same with disabilities
"oh you made this type of character with x disability be that type of way ew"
bitch maybe the author is that way or knows someone that way. Stop being a judgy fuck. People being portrayed as people is not a bad thing.
Characters having stereotypical traits is only a bad thing if they are entirely reduced to those stereotype traits and are meant to be a mockery of the real world people like them.
As long as it is done respectfully and they're not demonized for these things, it's okay.
Because these people exist in real life.
But if you make these characters flat and offensively horrid caricatures of the people who share these traits, if you make a mockery of everyone intentionally, I will personally come for your friggin knees.
Fuckin be respectful but stop trying to homogenize shit in the name of diversity, because I've seen some of y'all's ideas of "diversity" and "proper portrayal", and you should have your writing privileges removed and a foot parked in your ass for good measure because y'all keep tryin'a make shit like some stepford wives setting without anything what actually made stepford wives interesting.
can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them
listen i know most people don't like roger as a person (myself included lol) but some of you have gotten TOO comfortable joking about his dad and using him expressing his trauma and mourning through his songwriting as an insult or joke or meme or whatever the fuck and i'm like ok 1. don't be fucking cunts, 2. roger can deal with his feelings about this specific topic however he likes, it's not like he has to ask for y'alls permission or something, 3. you wouldn't go tell a STRANGER to stop mourning the loss of their loved ones bc you've gotten tired of it (?!?!?) and at the end of the day roger technically IS a stranger to you, to me, to any of us who don't know him personally. so yeah there are hundreds of ways you can make fun of roger if you don't like him but joking about the death of his fucking father and the way this has affected him throughout his whole life and career is insensitive and invasive and fucking gross
some sobriety ideas
Listen to me. If the weekend comes and you can’t stand the thought of not having your time filled with survival requirements and/or the idea of socializing un-anesthetized scares/freaks/weirds the fuck out of you? Go see a therapist and tell them that. Tell them that you can’t stand the thought of doing nothing. Or doing something for no reason other than enjoying it. Tell them you can’t relax without chemical help, be it socially or just in general. It is not normal. Everyone doesn’t live that way. Even all the people you go drinking with on the weekend? Not all of them need it. But you? You can’t have time off without it. That’s not normal. Look. I’m not hating on social drinking. Before the pandemic, my favorite thing to do with my friends was go to a local brewery and try all the weirdest beer I could find. But when that wasn’t an option, I wasn’t destitute. Boy howdy though there were some people I knew who were. And more importantly, I’ve known people who got help. Some of them got therapy and some got on medication, and it was a world of difference. Some of them even can still drink and often do! But they aren’t driven to it by any need other than wondering what a beer that’s called “Girl From IPA-nena” tastes like.
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just saw a chart with the gender options "male" "female" and "part-time/other" and i think i get what they were going for but i'm obsessed with the concept of part-time gender. clocking into my shift at the gender factory and brother i am not getting paid a living wage
ok here’s a completely earnest and serious pronunciation poll:
feel free to tell me whether or not you’re a native english speaker / what country/region you live in in the tags
The big discourse on twitter right now is that writers going on strike or cancelling their own series are breaking an invisible “contract” they made with their fans and all creators owe their fans a satisfying conclusion to their stories. Actually all fans owe all creators for entertaining them and if a creator says “I don’t want to perform this labor anymore,” then regardless of the cliffhanger that leaves you with, your only response should be “take care! Thank you for all your hard work!!!” :)
Like it or not… this.
when u Mom com home and make hte spagheti
The law allows any medical provider or insurer to deny care based on "ethical, moral, or religious beliefs."
There is NOTHING "ethical" or "moral" about a medical practitioner letting someone die because they don't approve of the LGBTQ+ community.
Even doctors who work on battlefields know it is the ethically and morally correct thing to do to care for enemy soldiers who are wounded.
The Florida legislature appears to be enacting laws that are about as hateful and corrupt as Southern legislatures enacted during Jim Crow.
They are turning Florida into a dystopian society.
We cannot let DeSantis anywhere near the Oval Office or he will turn the entire nation into a far right dystopian nightmare.
The Republican “culture wars” focus on every hateful thing except whatever could actually help people
From the article [emphasis mine]:
The newly signed law says denial of care can’t be based on a patient’s race, color, religion, sex, or national origin, but it provides no protections on the basis of sexual orientation or gender identity. Additionally, the law also allows healthcare employers to discriminate in hiring and bars medical boards from disciplining doctors for spreading misinformation, essentially forcing employers to keep workers who refuse to do their jobs, the Human Rights Campaign (HRC) noted.
In a statement, the HRC said the newly signed law “creates a license to discriminate by allowing healthcare employers to discriminate in hiring, and it bars medical Boards from disciplining doctors for spreading misinformation.”
You would have to be willfully ignorant and aggressively naive to believe that Republicans won’t change any of the qualifiers at some future date. Clarence Thomas already implied that he thinks Marriage Equality should be overturned. If they’re coming for the “T” and the “Q” in LGBTQ today, you better believe they’ll be coming for the “LGB” tomorrow. And they won’t stop there.
Which is why I always find it wild when all the TERFs out there side with conservatives (knowingly or otherwise), foolishly thinking that they’re safe.
If you aren’t a wealthy, white, heterosexual, “Christian” male, then you’re fair game for Republican ChristoFascists—you are not safe.
Anyway,…
Republicans want us dead. There's no two ways about it, and nothing they can justify this level of cruelty and evil with. We do not fit into their idea of a perfect world, therefore we must be exterminated.
This is a war for our survival now. Do not be so foolish as to think it is anything but.
