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Ok so this post is extremely long and I put it all together for my blogs Feeling sad page but as I don’t have a huge amount of followers I realize so many people are not seeing this information so I’m posting it here too!

alternatives without harming yourself:

holding/squeezing ice.
splashing your face with water.
getting a rubber band and snapping it against your skin (this could hurt, though it’s better than other ways that people usually choose to self-harm).
take a hot shower or bath.
eat something sour. it will take your mind of the urge. (lemon, sour lollies)
massage where you want to self-harm.
get a red pen or red paint and draw/paint over where you usually self-harm.
remind yourself as to why you shouldn’t do it. (scars, harms organs, leave memories etc…)
describe what you are feeling. (is the urge/pain in your chest, fists, legs, arms, head).

killing yourself will not help. it is not a solution.

you have your whole life ahead of you. you have so many more years that you can accomplish things in. for example;

having a family.
getting married.
to watch the sun rise.
to watch the sun set.
to save someone else’s life.
finish school.
get your dream job.
to laugh.
to smile.
to go camping.
travel to new places.
to wake up every morning to the person you love.
friends.
family.
to keep that promise you made.
to accomplish a goal.
to meet your idol.
to listen to new music.
theme parks.
video games.
chocolate.
to be able to look back and say “i made it”.

what you’re going through is temporary.

in case you need to hear this:

you are loved.
you are wanted.
you are needed.
you are beautiful.
you are handsome.
you are important.
you are not alone.
you are okay.
you are strong.
you are worth it.
you are smart.
you are not a failure.
you are useful.
you are going to be okay.

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abuse

coping

chat rooms

add/adhd

coping

medication

addiction

coping and recovery

anger

coping

anxiety

coping

panic attacks

medication

bipolar disorder

coping

medication

chat rooms

depression

coping

medication

chat room

eating disorders

recovery

friends with illness

grief and loss

ocd

coping and treatment

chat rooms

perfectionism

coping

ptsd

coping

schizophrenia

coping

treatment

self-harm

self-love

suicide

therapy

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the quiet place

things to do when you feel bad

when you’re not having a good day

reminders

self care suggestions

how to make changes in your life

positive love network

trans lifeline: 877-565-8860

depression hotline: 1-630-482-9696

suicide hotline: 1-800-784-8433

lifeline: 1-800-273-8255

trevor project: 1-866-488-7386

sexuality support: 1-800-246-7743

eating disorders hotline: 1-847-831-3438

rape and sexual assault: 1-800-656-4673

grief support: 1-650-321-5272

runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

exhale: after abortion hotline/pro-voice: 1-866-439-4253

Dont forget about Crisis Text Line!

Text HOME to 741-741

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for those who might need it

❤️

EVERYONE NEEDS TO SEE THIS

Ok I agree with this post 100%

Especially that chocolate is a reason bout to commit suicide

But please do reblog to save a life

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angstalottle

Lance: It burns me that everyone is fine with people like me aiming high and succeeding as long as we don’t show up other people

Pidge: I get that. I can be smart as long as I don’t make a guy look dumb cause then I must be cheating

Lance: and I can be best in my class but I can’t have earnt my place it was Luck that a white cis kid dropped out

Pidge: man I can’t wait to rub saving the universe in their faces

Lance: same

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angstalottle

*leaving English class*

Pidge: was the whole pound of flesh repayment system supposed to be like the mafia taking a finger?

Hunk: it did seem more like a warning then somthing the guy actually wanted. I’m surprised he didn’t just take the flesh anyway to be honest

Pidge: he couldn’t though without drawing blood and that’s impossible

Lance: just heat up a knife. It will cauterise as you cut so no blood but a blob of flesh

Hunk: Erm... Lance why do you know that

Lance:*smiling* don’t worry about it. On a unrelated note do you have that money you owe me?

Hunk: y-yeah

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rangoatemybabynsfw

Been having some trouble getting access here lately, so I might be moving permanently to Twitter. Which means I’ll likely move several of my favorite posts over to there so I don’t lose them. Sorry folks, but this site has finally reached it’s limits with me.

My twitter is here: https://twitter.com/RangoAte

It’ll be the place where I update people on the status of fics, random drabbles, and patreon. Thanks for staying as long as you did, but know that no new content will be posted here.

EDIT: If you think there are particular post that HAVE TO make it to twitter, let me know in the replies or an ask and I’ll be sure it makes it there

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omghotmemes

Didn’t see that coming

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omghotmemes

I am so sorry for that

That’s gonna sting.

How to not get rejecte- oh nevermind

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thehappyspaceman

;)

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leadernovaandthemacabre-deactiv

Hunk: Gosh I could go for a snack right now.

Lance: *presents Keith*

Hunk: No–ha, no, I mean a real snack.

Lance: *presents Shiro*

Keith: …I can’t even be mad.

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nightknightstuff

denisvileneuve

#he is me when it comes to puppies

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langst-fic

Anonymous asked:

Hai hai, so ummm sorry to bother you or anything, but do you have any good langst sickficks?

langst-fic answered:

Hi there! Boy have I got a lot for you xD!

First off, for AMAZING sickfics please check out @taylortut on their archive and tumblr for some epic langsty sickfics! She’s on a permanent hiatus from Voltron, but she still has all of her old fics up on the archive! Like seriously I would recommend all of her fics right here right now, but there’s so many! So, I won’t recc ones that she wrote, cause there’s about 5 pages of them on her ao3 account. This list will just be any other good langst sickfics I have! (which is a lot lol)

Less Than Helpful by winterspirit13 (ao3)

- Lance is sick, horrible headache and all, but it has horrible timing. Keith is coming to stay at the castleship, finding time away from the Blade of Marmora. So he tries to ignore his little cold until Keith asks him for a favor and his “cold” gets to be too much to handle

Brain Freeze by CondensationOnGlass (ao3)

- Feverish Lance who has ridiculous chills and is complaining all through debriefing, irritating everyone else. As soon as debriefing is over, Pidge goes back to her room. Lance knocks on her door shivering and delirious outside her room, hoping that she might have a heated blanket.

Lights Please. by Zeeboa (ao3)

- Lance is miserably sick on the couch but that’s not going to stop a tournament.

Neighbors by potato_fan_girl (ao3)

- Lance stood in front of him, but it was a Lance he’d never seen before. Granted, Keith didn’t know him well by any means, but he was positive that the regular Lance would be leaning against the doorframe with a smirk, maybe a couple finger-guns. Not this. This Lance had wrapped himself in a blanket, and was still shivering slightly. His skin was much paler than usual, with flushed cheeks and sweat on his brow. He sniffled. “Um.” (Or the one where Keith and Lance live in apartments next to each other, and Lance is too sick for Keith to just leave him by himself.)

Turn Up the Heat by copiel (ao3)

- Lance just wants someone to make his room warmer, and he gets more than he bargained for.

It’s The Quenchiest! by CastielTheAngel (ao3)

- In which Lance and Keith get stranded on a desert planet with little hope of finding the proper resources to survive. Lance ends up drinking some cactus juice. Unlucky things entail.

Coffee Fever by BombDiggityDog (ao3)

- Lance had been waiting forever for a relaxing time like this, and isn’t about to let a little sickness stop him from enjoying it.

Weight of the World by Zurela (ao3)

- Lance hasn’t been sleeping very well. He does a good job of handling that, really. Keith disagrees.

Operation “Feel Better” by wingedflower (ao3)

- sick!Lance and supportive!Shiro

I’m fine by something_else (ao3)

- Lance isn’t sick. It’s just allergies, he says. Space allergies are a little worse than Earth allergies, that’s all. (Headcanon where Lance is violently terrified of being sick)

It’s Only Allergies! Swear! by cacrefulren (ao3)

- Lance starts his week off with an innocent case of the sniffles that he believes to be allergies. Despite growing worse as the week progresses, he wants to believe that it’s still allergies. It’s not.

Inopportune by Ironic_Swag7782 (ao3)

- Lance is starting to regret offering to help out at Shiro’s wedding.

AND I KNOW I SAID I wouldn’t outright recc stuff from taylor_tut cause her archive account in whole is sickfic angsty HEAVEN, but these three are my absolute fave sickfics so I couldn’t NOT recc them lmao

Quiet by taylor_tut (ao3)

- Lance is sick with a cold, but the other paladins are already cranky from a long day and snapping at him, so he tries to hide it until it turns into an upper respiratory infection.

The Pizza One by taylor_tut (ao3)

- Like four people requested an AU where Lance is a pizza delivery man and delivers a pizza to the other paladins (modern, college AU) while running a very high fever. They make sure he gets taken care of. ((This one has been continued by another author as well and is linked at the end of this fic!))

Dances and Infections by taylor_tut (ao3)

- College AU for the few people who requested the “Lance and Keith get detention but Lance is sick” fic. However, since high school AU is not my jam, I tweaked it a bit so they can be older, and it’s a college AU.

I super hoped that helped! Also, I can’t even begin to stress how important it is to check @taylortut out! She has such an amazing variety of sickfics (and not just from Voltron!) so if you want langsty sickfic DEFINITELY go check her works out!

Have a super night!

-Wrenn

sowhatnowmoron

ikimaru

omg I’ve had this in my folder since october last year, mini Au where Keith is a ghost, not related to anything specifically fjkhf

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langst-fic

Anonymous asked:

Hey ummm sorry to bother you but do you have any langst fanfics recommendations where the team is mean and yah u know

langst-fic answered:

Don’t worry, you’re not being a bother! Here’s some of my favs:

Work Harder (Langst) - The_Depressed_Huffle_Puffle

Lance was always insecure. He never needed to be told twice he was worthless or useless. Just a word can set someone off and it all starts with Pidge.

Triggers: Self-Harm, Suicidal tendencies, Harsh words, Language, suicide

Quiet - taylor_tut

Based on an anon prompt: Lance is sick with a cold, but the other paladins are already cranky from a long day and snapping at him, so he tries to hide it until it turns into an upper respiratory infection.

(psst this next one is my fav)

So Here’s What You’re Not Going to Do - BreakTheDawn

He lets them take out the frustrations on him. Encourages it really, because people need an outlet for their anger, and Lance has always been the best at making people angry at him.

(And if his heart twinges a little every time he has to let someone be particularly mean to him, then he just has to remember that this is what he’s good at. What he’s good for.)

But Lance is an older brother, and an uncle, and a younger brother. He learned sometimes keeping people means sacrificing his own feelings for a bit. He’s been taught that he can’t always let his feelings take a back seat though. After all, what happens if the rock falls apart?