What the fuck is this??????????

Folks: you CANNOT censor trigger tags. When you block a tag, it doesn't block other "spellings" of it. Writing it as "r@pe" or "r4p3" means that someone who has "tw rape" as a blocked tag will still see that post because you didn't wanna say the word rape. You are hurting people. Do not censor words, because people do not have those filtered out.

And honestly if you can't even write the word rape to protect other people then you probably aren't old/mature enough to be on this website.

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Do NOT feed the Reddit refugees!!!

They must learn to hunt on their own, lest they become dependent on the native Tumblr lifeform for food and shelter!!!

Watching the difference between the Twitter migration mentality vs. the Reddit migration mentality is fucking hilarious.

Like, when Twitter users started moving over here everyone was pulling out all the stops and bringing back old fandoms that they were into and basically firing rent lowering shots by being super cringey.

And then all of the sudden when the Reddit refugees start showing up we're like, "ah yes, pull up a log and gather around the dumpster fire. We'll teach you how to not get killed by people hunting down bots and carve out a little area for you guys to relax and get used to the site before we throw you into the deep end of this hellsite that we call home. Tomorrow is Let Papyrus say Fuck day so you can prepare for that if you want. You want some hot coco and a blanket?"

I for one am thinking lego spiderman x miguel o’hara needs to become the next big thing. Biggest spiderman x smallest spiderman is an unexplored genre and that is very sad

Tempted to make a bunch of short stories about Simon and John living together after the military. Mainly because it would be cute but also because I think it would be absolutely hilarious to have chapter names be "John MacTavish vs Auto Insurance" and "Getting healthcare is difficult when you’re legally dead."

⚠ Tip! You can attract someone's [white ass] with a piece of [cheese]

key difference

meanwhile

Based off me asking my dbz friends for a prompt of awkwardest places for piccolo to apologize to Gohan and @dailycupofcreativitea dropped this banger idea:

since the old version of this post was flagged for ‘adult content’…

reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

along with that, reblog if your account is a non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the enby spectrum!

FanFiction.net is not gone.

Right now it's a victim of DNS (Domain Name Service) spoofing. This means that a malicious party is trying to steal traffic from FFn by purchasing a very similar domain.

So if you want to read fanfiction and not see leaves, you have have to type out "www.fanfiction.net".

Please share so people stop panicking.

Soap being casually flirtatious and absolutely SENDING Ghost because he's touch starved and every little piece of affection destroys his walls.

Getting some kind of food on his finger/hand remarking on it and looking for a napkin but before he can Soap just licks it off because to him its just the natural response and is completely unaware that he's about to send his lieutenant into cardiac arrest.

Casually reaching out and grabbing his arm while he scrolls on his phone because he thinks LT is about to walk into traffic by accident (he's not, but it's older brother instinct bc of COURSE Soap is a big brother)

And Ghost just physically trying to hold back the trembling because Johnny's hand is so warm on his elbow and goddamn he's better than this

💡 Saiyans glow in the dark now

I see your power bottom Jaskier and your service top Geralt and raise you needy top Geralt and service bottom Jaskier.

Geralt Needs and Jaskier is willing always. Long day? Maybe Jaskier lays there and lets Geralt go to town. Desperate and wanting Geralt and sweet understanding Jaskier who is getting ruined and yet still present to pet Geralt's hair and murmur sweet nothings to him. Geralt finishes and he can't pull out. The smell and heat of Jaskier is so warm and kind and moving is heartbreaking to think of. And Jaskier sings a lullaby and cradles him close and Geralt falls asleep.

take me to church is still an amazing song. btw. if you wanted to know

no but literally. she tells me worship in the bedroom. the only heaven i'll be sent to is when i'm alone with you. i was born sick but i love it. command me to be well. if you're even listening

I am saying this in the nicest way possible.

IF YOU HAVE AN OC X CHARACTER DONT USE X READER OR X Y/N TAGS

I need fics where Not-Geralt-Witchers bring Jaskier to Kaer Morhen for the winter and Geralt has to deal woth not having 100% of attention.

@help-help-i-need-an-adult

Please reblog for sample size.

“I like the beard,” Soap said. 

“I don’t,” Ghost returned, despite his current pleasure. “Shaving it as soon as I can shower.” 

(from chapter 5 of my giant!ghost 💀🧼 au fic ❤️)

Here what i think the call of duty civvy clothes would be

Ghost

Soap

Gaz

Price

Laswell

Alejandro

Rudy

Graves

König

horangi