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omfg this gif is the answer for everything

"how are you?"

"did you get a good grade?"

"how’s your romantic life?"

how’s ronaldo doing in the world cup so far?

I like the way you think, Coke.

I want to remind everyone that this s my greatest halloween costume ever

I want you baby

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

never forget

I’m not that girl…. on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/122900045

It’s worked for white people, I figured I might as well give it a shot.

GET THIS GUY TO DISNEY WORLD DAMN IT

and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

i’m afraid of you

edgeofacataclysm:

The First Time My Brother And I Watched Frozen

This Scene:

Me: No! NO!

My Brother: What’s wrong!?

Me: She can’t build a chandelier!

My Brother: Why not?

Me: Because chandeliers always fall in movies!

My Brother: I’m sure it’ll be fine.

This Scene:

My Brother: …

Me: