grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days
Hey man when you got struck by lightning we all saw your skeleton and it.was really effeminate and demure.
You know how we all joke that writers should stop writing kids in the Chosen One roles because they’re kids and have no experience, etc., and how older people would actually kick ass in that kind of role?
Try telling someone 30-60 years old that they need to put down all of their commitments because they need to save the universe. If it were a book trilogy, the first book would just be the messenger trying to convince the Chosen One that saving the universe is more important than them losing their job for not showing up, their pets home alone, or the risk that their insurance won’t cover whatever injuries they may sustain.
Well, in fairness, Bilbo Baggins never did get all his furniture back.
spongebob pantyshot
bitch is wearing SHOES in BED
menstruation is such a fucking scam like okay just stop doing that
When you win the pie eating contest :)
guy eating contest
“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser
Huge fan of the phrase “get pickled, idiot”
I am not immune to little items. if there's a thingy I need it. 1million knick knacks.
it's very funny that the barbie movie is being criticized by different camps for being both too feminist and not feminist enough. proving one of the movie's main points in real time
the barbenheimer experience i had was so funny i saw oppenheimer first and in a quiet scene we could literally hear ken singing in the theater next to us and then during barbie it when was quiet we could hear a fucking explosion coming from the oppenheimer screening
Y'all have got to get better at handling uncertainty. Sometimes two people will have a falling out and you legitimately won't be able to tell which one was the abuser and which one was the victim. Sometimes you'll encounter a stranger online who might be a channer troll trying to stir shit up or might be a deeply traumatized person trying their hardest to speak their truth. That person with the gendery vibes might be a trans egg or they might be a cis person who just does whatever the hell they want. You have got to learn to act appropriately when you can't know everything.
The alternative is developing really silly forensic pseudoscience so you can draw up instant answers. Sadly this is extremely popular on the internet.