It should be night for a month just so we can see who panics who lives and who dies

wouldn’t even notice with the shit i got going on

social skills training, solmaz sharif

I think this might be a masterpiece

when you reach a certain level of poor boycotts become the easiest thing in the world. "don't buy adidas/starbucks/EA stuff'' don't worry chief i am way ahead of you 🙏

a phenomenon i always find baffling on this website is that 9 times out of 11 when someone responds to your post with an incredibly condescending misread of what you said and some godawful political opinions stated urgently and authoritatively their bio always says something like "just posting stupid rambles" or "just another idiot online" or "some dumb posts probably" and its like. okay i mean i dont disagree amiguita but why are you advertising it

like when i reply condescendingly to someone because i'm convinced i'm right they can look at my blog where i say i'm a "tactical goodness confidence queen" and a "very very smart girl with something like a university degree in Truth" so at least i'm being consistent over here. doing faux-humility 'ohhh im just a dumb idiot i cant adult lol' and then giving people 'okay fuckcrumpet let me explain to you a thing' speeches just seems so fucking incongruous. what a bizarre self image to have

“Author of 25+ best-selling Pride & Prejudice variations”

Yeah, no.

"kill em with kindness" wrong one billion draculas 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛ 🐈‍⬛

is the kittys name dracula or am i just missing a joke

one billion draculas

thinkin thoughts! this one’s called “niche market”

seeing everyone’s tags on this over the years makes me so emotional. I made this when I was 22 and just starting hrt, and I was so worried I’d be single forever because I wasn’t an easy fit. I’m happily married now and very glad I am who I am. sending endless love to all the other basement ska shows

Me:

so much love for characters who are desperately unsure whether they’re a good person, a redeemable person, a person worth saving, but are absolutely certain that they’re a grade a hottie

"I fucked ur mom this" "I have sex with your dad that" well I have a weird homoerotic relationship with your hot older brother and he got lost in my eyes over our jumbo pizza slices and forgot to pick you up after soccer practice. it's raining and you're devestated btw

apparently male spiders in many species have evolved a behavior to catapult away from females after sex to avoid getting eaten but then many of these spiders will go back to the same females as before and attempt to have sex with them again 😭

spiders are incredible it’s baffling to me that people hate them. like are you hearing this.

The four male love languages:

1. RUN!

2. Knock her out

3. Bondage

4. Gift giving

man with excellent self restraint dismayed to realize that not wanting anything is more likely a depression symptom than a carefully honed skill that atones for other aspects of his character

"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi