do not let this reach 32°F (0°C) it will start dripping
"My neighbours thinks I torture dogs for a living"
As a husky owner I can confirm they’re all like this
I think people should start making alternate color palettes for their OCs
like this is so fun
@ohnonotthemagain you get it
thinking about the time I filled a carpet cleaner with milk and called it my 'carpet milker' and then proceeded to get distracted and forget about it for three days
what the fuck is wrong with you @ me
Rats
SONGS USED
“MAD RAT ALIVE” from Mad Rat Dead OST “Crawling” by Linkin Park The Christmas in July HH Gregg Commercial “Rats Birthday Mixtape” by Jerma985 “London Bridge” by Fergie “Pick Two to Defend You the Rest Are Coming to Kill You: The Song” by Mystery School “Bullet With Butterfly Wings” by The Smashing Pumpkins “Defunctland: The Failure of Disney’s Check E. Cheese Ripoff, Club Disney one bad gloop That One Tiktok with the dude goin “OH SHIT!!! A RAT!!!!!”
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Mad Rat Monday
praiser-of-utter-fools
gay, straight, whatever. we all want someone to take us to the aquarium.
Anonymous asked:
please go outside
look at this rare snurp
HELP I TRIED TO AMKE MY OWN GIF HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
WHAT THTE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN
Anonymous asked:
post the cockroach with the autotuned scat please. i need it
me when i see a cat: CAT! cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
lurknomoar
Fun fact: when I see cute animals, I forget English and automatically revert to my native Hungarian. I don’t know what bystanders make of me, reciting guttural gibberish to rabbits.
But the real question is, what are you SAYING to the rabbits? Is it ‘RABBIT! rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit bunny bunny bunny awww cute bunnyyyyy’?
lurknomoar
Well, I usually say the Hungarian equivalent of ‘bun bun bun lil bun look at your tiny spoon-shaped ears awww bun brave little lawnmower bun’, but sometimes I say ‘hey rabbits, my sister’s gonna go to med school’ because I think everyone should know.
I live in Japan, and I always revert to English to talk to small animals, and I was cooing at this tiny little fluff machine of a puppy in baby english like “hello you’re so cute such a cute hello hello yess you’re good” and the 70 year old Japanese lady that was walking him started to *translate the baby talk english into Japanese* for her pup. She wanted to be sure he understood it too.
ACCURATE.
