Multicoloured, wildly unsuspecting and secretly magic I love them
vroom vroom
[ID: MS paint art of a cat driving a car down a road with the sun blaring in the sky. The light is reflected off the car in blues and pinks, and the reg reads MEOW. There is a tree shaped air freshener hanging from the front mirror. End ID]
Claude Monet (1840 - 1926) - Houses in the Snow, Norway. 1895. Oil on canvas.
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my controversial metric system opinion is that the meter should be 0.0692285593% shorter. This would have no practical benefits, but it would make the speed of light be 300,000,000m/s instead of 299,792,458m/s
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One of my roommates cannot stand the way I play minecraft
Instead of looking for diamonds, fighting mobs, trying to go to the nether, doing potions/enchantments/whatever, I like to build these 1-block-wide platforms far above the ground that i walk on to explore without getting lost, attacked or generally inconvenienced. And they hate it
“If you don’t want to get lost just use a compass!” Takes redstone. Also I don’t want to. And on the ground there’s mobs
“Fight the mobs, they’re part of the game!” no. I get scared
“Just use mine carts!” And use all that iron?
“Then use boats and ice!” You need enchantments to collect ice. All my paths take is dirt and ladders (and torches)
“But they’re so UGLY!” Not the point
my paths
this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted
I thought Zac was gonna do a little repeat of ACoC and play a more serious intelligent character again like Lapin but no Colin Provolone is like that raccoon that tried to wash his cotton candy. I can’t explain it he just reminds me of that so strongly
If Colin Provolone was on trial for murder, he 100% would say "I killed him, yeah" during his lawyer's closing statement
Concept: dungeon filled with deadly traps and terrible curses, except the dungeon is so old that the creatures that built and inhabited it didn’t even slightly resemble humans, so all of the traps are based on incorrect assumptions about the scale and gross anatomy of hypothetical invaders, and all of the curses have very strange ideas concerning what ought to be harmful – and, in some cases, even what constitutes harm – for their victims.
It would be really, really great to watch a party try and piece together information about the ancient builders from their traps. It would be, perhaps, even better to include a puzzle that required some degree of anatomical deduction to solve. “This piece is moving. It must be some kind of floorplate. Hey, someone stand over here.” “Didn’t we agree these things floated? Why would they have floorplates?” “No, that was before we figured out they had some kind of oobleck sac for their organs.” “Well either way, they can’t have weighed more than 25 pounds, so if you keep stepping on that you’re going to break it.”
Ohhh, I read this very wrong initially, and thought it was creatures who had never seen humans trying to build a dungeon to stop humans/humanoids from entering. So all the traps are super weird based on the varying opinions of the builders. Like, one trap would be too high, or another would drop this gross slime that they thought would be acidic but is really only stinky and hard to move in. 😅
Both are excellent approaches, for completely different reasons.
so obsessed with when people draw crabs like this its like a microorganism
Moses Supposes
Running into this on my dash was like running into an old friend
Thats just what theater kids are like
What I’ve always loved about this bit is
a. this musical number comes completely out of nowhere, with no greater context than what this video captures; and
b. the language instructor clearly can’t hear the music. He’s not from Musical Theatre Land. From his perspective, a couple of twinkle-toed weirdos just randomly decided to physically abuse him for three solid minutes. This isn’t reading anything that’s not intended into the scene – it’s literally the central gag.
@thebibliosphere in case you need some ridiculous Singin’ in the Rain on your dash.
(P.S. I imagined you making the faces at the instructor and it was hilarious)
I can but aspire to the level of expressiveness Cosmo Brown has with his face.
NEVER not watching Moses Supposes
Two gay men taunt a speech therapist with tap dancing.
can someone please remove the instrumentals so we can hear this from the therapist’s pov
“Tea leaf jar with view of Mt. Yoshino,” Nonomura Ninsei, 17th Century.
















