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How to Cast Spells That Work

In her book Wicca for Beginners Thea Sabin says, “When you do a spell, you are telling the universe that you intend to bring about a certain change and you are putting the energy in motion to achieve that end.”

A spell is sort of an energetic shove to get things moving in the way you want them to, and we do this by creating a ritual to build and then release the energy to get things going.

Most spells are based on a principle called imitative magic.

In his book Backwoods Shamanism, Ray Hess says, “Imitative magic means that making a symbolic gesture, when combined with intent and will… can affect the intended change on a grander scale.” [Note: I don’t actually recommend this book, but I like Hess’s definition of imitative magic.]

So, for example, you may have heard of a “cord cutting” ritual, where you symbolically cut your spiritual ties to a person you no longer want to have a relationship with. You’re symbolically creating a separation between yourself and that person, which creates physical separation in real life.

There are four basic components to any spell: your will, your intention, focused energy, and a ritual action. Some magical traditions add extra steps, like casting a circle, but from what I’ve read and been taught, these four basic components are constant no matter which tradition you’re following.

Let’s start with the most important bit: your will. Your will isn’t just what you want: it’s the desire and drive that is in alignment with your highest good. But in this case we’re also talking about will in the sense of willpower — Basically, your will is your personal spiritual authority and the source of your magical power.

Any spell that is not in alignment with your will won’t work. This is why it’s important to be clear about what you want and why you want it before you attempt a spell.

There’s also an element of belief here. Because magic only works when your spells are in alignment with your will, if you don’t believe your spell can work, it won’t. This is because you, yourself are blocking it from working.

The second important component of a  spell is your intention. When you do a spell, it’s important to clearly state what you want to happen. Some traditions will write the intention down on a piece of paper, which is called a petition. Other traditions will use a spoken statement of intention in the form of an incantation. Some witches use both.

You need to be clear about your intention before you begin your spell. Magic will always follow the path of least resistance, so it’s important to be specific. However, I find that magic works better when your intention leaves a little bit of wiggle room. It’s about finding that happy medium.

You also want to keep your petitions and incantations simple. If it’s more than a couple of sentences, you probably need to trim it down a little.

The next important part of a spell is focused energy. Magic is a way of directing energy, and this means that your own energy needs to be focused for it to work.

Don’t get too stressed out about focus. Your spell isn’t going to fail if your mind wanders for a few seconds. But you should set aside some time where you’ll be able to fully dedicate yourself to your spell. Try to find a private place where you won’t be interrupted. Turn off the TV, put your phone away, and try to avoid distractions. You might find that playing meditation music or burning incense helps you focus.

While you cast your spell, keep focusing on what it is you want to manifest. Again, don’t overthink this and don’t worry if your thoughts wander a little, but try to stay in the moment. Repeating your incantation can help with maintaining focus.

The last important part of a spell is your ritual action. This just means doing a specific set of things, in a specific order, with a specific intent behind them. If we go back to our definition of imitative magic, your ritual actions are symbolic of the change you want to manifest.

Your ritual actions do not have to be complex. A very common ritual for spells is anointing and lighting a candle. Making a charm or poppet is also popular. But any action can be a magical ritual if it is done with intent and focus, in alignment with your will. Making a cup of tea or coffee can be a ritual. Running a bath can be a ritual. Cooking food can be a ritual. The only limit is your imagination.

These four things are literally all you need to cast a spell. A spell doesn’t have to be complicated or include a bunch of crystals and herbs to work. You can do an effective spell with nothing but your own mind and body.

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pairing: vminkook x reader (f)

genre: smut, art industry au

warnings: language, jimin pops a boner part 2, jimin and taehyung have some ego fest going on- but lowkey are very into each other, poor baby jungkook gets cursed by the reader just for breathing

word count: 6.3k

synopsis; jimin’s so horny he could strip the mannequin sitting idle in the far corner of the boardroom and fuck himself against it. or, he could just get his hands on you, the new receptionist sitting in solitary right beside it

or alternatively; taehyung knuckle fucks you with a beret, jimin eats you out in front of an audience and jungkook is entirely pissed over it all—not because you’re willingly fraternizing with his enemies, but rather because he can’t stand to watch you drift away from him.

parts: one | two (on going)

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greengreengreen | kth [m.]

pairing: taehyung x reader ⇻ genre: smut, non!idol au, stoner!Taehyung ⇻ est. word count: 7.6k ⇻ some warnings: big dick!Tae, first time together, oral sex (f & m, giving and receiving), fingering, unprotected sex, dick too big issues, an unhealthy amount of dirty talk, extremely smug!Taehyung, choking, overstimulation, tiniest bit of angst, Taehyung thinks you’re cheating on someone, vague drugs description, usage of weed, vague mention of threesomes ⇻ synopsis: taehyung’s crush has grown exponentially ever since he met you and when the opportunity finally arises for something, anything to happen, he takes it without any second thoughts, his mind clouded with need; oh, if only yoongi had stayed at the party longer. ⇻ a/n: Welcome to Kiss land, we have officially begun! it’s finally here!! i hope you guys like it! 

The music was booming in your ears, making your steps unsure as you rushed up the stairs, giggling wildly as Taehyung’s hands kept gripping at your body, pulling you close when you tried to pull him up to your apartment. He chuckled once you finally reached the door and handed him the bottle of whiskey so you could focus on unlocking it, but he didn’t make things any easier, pushing you against the door, the warmth and closeness of his distracting in all the right ways. 

“Patience, Tae, we should at least get inside, hm?” you fiddled with the lock to the door for a minute longer while his hands started roaming whatever skin he could reach, pulling at your shirt, dipping his fingers into the hem of your pants, pulling you close and angling your head so that he could kiss you, despite your protests and desperate attempts to just open the door to your apartment. 

A whine left your lips when he pulled you away from the door and turned you around, smashing his lips against yours, gripping the hand that had the bundle of keys in it while simultaneously taking your breath away. He pulled away with a smile and grinned widely at your annoyed face before he simply chose one key from the bundle, pushed it into the lock and opened the door, making you lose balance and stumble inside. 

He released a deep chuckle and set the bottle down on the coffee table before dropping on the couch, legs spread apart, looking positively inviting. You hesitated in the middle of the room for a moment, thinking over what was going to happen in very short minutes, feeling your limbs run cold with anxiousness and anticipation, as well as getting extremely hot and bothered just watching Taehyung sprawled against your couch, running a hand through his already messy mint green hair, his silky shirt unbuttoned halfway. He licked his lips and locked eyes with you, raising his eyebrows as he spoke: “Are you gonna stand there and watch, or join me over here?” you felt your cheeks heat up at the question, suddenly feeling intimidated by the gorgeous man before you. 

You made up your resolve to finally do something, but before that decided to make a detour for the window and open it wide so you could at least feel like you could breathe and hopefully calm down your nerves. 

Hooking up with Taehyung seemed like a good idea when he started showing interest at the party you had just left, but now that you were face to face, you were suddenly extremely wary and rooted into place because this was the Kim Taehyung and it was very rare that someone so out of your league would show interest. Yet here he was, patting his thigh with one hand, inviting you closer, while reaching for his pocket with the other. He pulled something out that immediately relaxed your senses just at the sight and he chuckled at that.

“You’re gonna have to come over here and sit down if you want us to share it, baby." 

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pairing: vminkook x reader (f)

genre: smut, art industry au

warnings: language, jimin pops a boner, ?? penetration fasting ??, most of the characters are just dumb? idiots?, jungkook is an angel 11/10 marriage material + very fuckable uhm- eventual smut so watch out hehe

word count: 9.2k

synopsis; jimin’s so horny he could strip the mannequin sitting idle in the far corner of the boardroom and fuck himself against it. or, he could just get his hands on you, the new receptionist sitting in solitary right beside it

or alternatively; taehyung knuckle fucks you with a beret, jimin eats you out in front of an audience and jungkook is entirely pissed over it all—not because you’re willingly fraternizing with his enemies, but rather because he can’t stand to watch you drift away from him.

Blizzard (M)

Pairing: roommate!Jungkook x reader

Summary: When a blizzard hits your town, you and your shy awkward roommate are forced to spend time together, not being able to leave the house due to the strong snowstorm. To make matters worse, the power gets cut in the middle of his shower. Which also means no heating.

Genre: roommate au, domestic au, fluff, smut, strangers to lovers

Warnings: bit of a slow burner, vanilla!Jungkook, virgin!reader, dry humping, penetrative sex, fingering, oral (m receiving), losing virginity, shy soft boy Koo with a crush and a noona kink, your heart could possibly burst from how cute he is

Word Count: 15.5k oops

A/N: (This fic is written in parallel to Heatwave, with an opposing concept in mind. You don’t have to read Heatwave to read this, but it would be interesting and funny to see the differences in the two scenarios that both lead to roommates hooking up.) Also, happy birthday, bunny boy! Sorry this was a day late, I was honestly swarmed. I love you, koo. Writing this very much gave me a bias crisis but it was all worth it. Enjoy! :”)

PS. Think April 2019 Jungkook 

itch | jjk (m)

↣ pairing: roommate!jungkook x virgin!reader

↣ genre: pwp, smut, f2l, fluff, i’m sorry

↣ word count: 8.1k

↣ warnings: loss of virginity, oral (f), fingering, explicit sex, copious amounts of hair pulling, mid-sex love confessions uwu

song rec: focus on me - jus2 (or maybe their whole album jefkfr)

↣ notes: y’all this turned out to be sweeter than i expected TT i had originally planned to write pure filth but now it’s gonna be fluffy filth :)

↣ summary: during a study session, your roommate jungkook becomes hell-bent in showing you a good time – especially after discovering you’ve never been touched.

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➷HER Kim N. Masterlist {M}

A compilation of all the things I’ve written about the great Kim Namjoon. I realized I love sprinkling angst all over this amazing man. Enjoy the sizzling smut while wiping some lone tear away.

✁ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

(↯) drabbles/one-shot, (↹) series, (©) completed

(↹) The True Love’s Luck  | SERENDIPITY (©)

  • Namjoon might not have her the first try, but a wise man never gives up. Hiring her as his personal home nurse, he manages to get his way in and out of her but it seems like mere sex doesn’t make an amazing woman stay. Find out how Namjoon gets the girl of his dreams.

✘ warnings: oral, uniform kink, dirty talk, doggy, slow sex, angst

(↹) TTLL  | FIDELITY (©)

  • After years of separation, what does Namjoon do when he sees her again? Perhaps ignore her or punish her with filthy make-up sex top the list but surprisingly, it’s not that.

✘ warnings: angst, fingering, oral, unprotected sex, insatiable!namjoon

(↯) Your Last Luck | YUKI (©)

  • When missing your boyfriend becomes too much, you turn to erotica books but then surprises come your way when he brings you to a special place for a date.

warnings: masturbation, mild exhibitionism, oral, fingering, dirty talk, edging, mentions of kamasutra, riding

(↯) MY MOON

  • A petty mortal named Namjoon dares to teach you the difference of fucking and making love.

✘ warnings: dirty talk, sensual sex, angst

(↹) Thesis It | ESTROGEN 2.0

  • Remorseful Namjoon makes up for his stupid teenage mistakes, but your sassy mouth just triggers him then and now, provoking the wild side of him you never knew of.

warnings: daddy!namjoon, ddlg, masturbation, oral, fingering, overstimulation, orgasm denial, dirty talk, mentions of other members

(↹) TI | ANDROGEN 2.0 | ft. the Kim Line & four other members

  • After stubbornly rejecting going home with Bangtan despite their win from the basketball game, you drag your feet back home after realizing that they’ve stolen your bag. But clearly, your bag isn’t the only thing they want to have.

warnings: polyamory, multiple orgasm, mild bondage, anal, oral, voyeurism, threesome, foursome, angst

Here with You

Pairing: idol!Min Yoongi | Reader

Genre: Smut and Fluff

Words: 4.1k

Warnings: oral, penetrative sex, intercourse, slight exhibitionism, buff Yoongi???, praise kink.

Description: Yoongi’s sad and his body’s in constant pain after bouncing from city to city in the last few months for the group’s biggest world tour yet. Aside from that, he doesn’t remember the last time he got a full night’s rest. You and his members plan a secret visit for you to surprise him in his hotel room after a concert. It’s been months, after all, and the two of you both have… needs that only the other can take care of ;)

Note: I live for soft Yoongi and I imagine he’d be as sweet as this (if not, sweeter!) to his significant other! We also can’t deny that he’d be absolutely delicious in bed, too. In MY OPINION, this is the BEST fic I’ve written up to date! Please tell me what you think :) I appreciate and enjoy each and every comment and response!

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I was bored so I created this

it’s truth untold with isolated vocals plus rain and thunderstorms

I hope you enjoy it

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THE HEATWAVE PROJECT

— there are hidden places scattered around the earth, unbeknownst to human eyes. however, in the midst of a heat wave unlike any other, a select few humans manage to find their ways to these pockets of the world shadowed alongside their own.

— all of the works shown are part of the heatwave project with the @btssmutclub summer project.

THAUMATURGE (m.)

read here | written by @nambewb 

pairing; seokjin/reader genre; warlock au, smut

— you promised me seven years of freedom on earth! — yeah i promised you seven years of freedom…from me.

EVAPORATE (m.)

read here | written by @hoseokiehopie

pairing; hoseok/reader genre; mermaid au, smut

he told you to make a wish; but there was nothing you could wish for that was better than him.

ROTTENFOLK (m.)

read here | written by @junqkook

pairing; jungkook/reader genre; faerie au, smut

an antidote is made from its poison; and his touch would be yours.

SATIATE (m.)

pairing; jimin/reader genre; vampire au, smut

the policy says you can’t feed on humans that work here, no restrictions on fucking them.

EXTINGUISH (m.)

read here | written by @nambewb

pairing; namjoon/reader genre; hamadryad au, smut

to fulfill your needs was the least he could do for you saving his life.

DEATH WISH (m.)

read here | written by @hoseokiehopie

pairing; yoongi/reader genre; reaper au, smut

a reaper was never meant to fall in love with a marked soul; so why did it feel so right saving yours?

RAVENOUS (m.)

read here | written by @junqkook

pairing; taehyung/reader genre; werewolf au, smut

only a fool would trust a beast, and that’s what you were; a fool.

all rights reserved | do not repost | these works are the intellectual property of each author tagged; the reposting/modifying in any form on any medium is strictly not allowed.

haze | knj

Pairing: Kim Namjoon x Reader

Word Count: 4.20k (JK it’s 7.4k)

Genre: college!au, drug dealer!au, established relationship!au, some angst, SMUT!, drug use, arrests, police corruption, bribing the police, high sex, dom!namjoon, sub!reader, daddy kink, pet names, dirty talk, an absurd amount of begging, orgasm denial, hair pulling, choking, oral sex (f receiving), pussy slapping, multiple orgasms, slight dumbification, slight manhandling, rough sex (kinda), crying because of said sex, unprotected sex

Notes: EVEN THOUGH IT’S BEEN MONTHS, thank you once again to @seokoloqy‘s anons for sparking ideas in my mind that i just can’t fucking stop thinking about hkjfg this thing is a fucking monster and i did not expect it to turn out like this holy shit hjfkdfg I HOPE I DID A GOOD JOB!!

The smell always got to you first. Whenever you came up the stairs to Namjoon’s dorm room, you could smell the weed from a mile away. Honestly, you were a bit surprised that no one has turned him in yet, but then again, who wants to ruin a good thing? He probably had the RAs and the rest of his floor eating out of the palm of his hands, hooking them up with deals to keep their mouths shut. You reminded yourself to talk to him about just moving off campus altogether, minimizing his chances of being turned in.

Fave JJK Fics

I was asked to post a bunch of my favourite JK fics. I basically just went through my entire blog and opened all my faves in new tabs 😂 There’s quite a few but most are ones I’ve gone back and reread or intend to reread. Not really sure if there’s much of a theme but hell.. I like them a lot!

The one where Jungkook makes a horrifically bad first impression.

you drunkenly touch yourself in front of your neighbour, hoping he’ll take notice. you can’t help but do a double take when he actually does.

(It's long but I LOVE this one.)

Majoring in athletic training means you have mandatory observation hours to perform with every single sports team at your school throughout the year, and so far it’s been going pretty great. However, when regrets from your past cause your rotation with the baseball team to become a little rocky, there’s one star pitcher who says that he can make it all better.

Jungkook’s determined to prove to you he’s not a kid.

You have trouble sleeping so turn to your roommate for some help.

you’re taking a very interesting course this semester —sound psychology, and jeon jungkook, being the fuckboy he’s always been, has an idea to record you while having sex for the assignment which was given.

TL;DR: talking to Jungkook about your Feelings™ and making out for like 8k words. It’s, like, slowburn without the slow. So I guess that makes it… all… burn…

Blind Artist!Jungkook x Reader.

jungkook wants you to use a vibrator on him.

There was always a sign on Jungkooks’ door that said something along the lines of, ‘Warning; I am naked in here. Do not enter unless you’re ready to see a whole lot of dick.’

or, that one roommate au where Jungkook is a cocky bastard.

A boring company dinner gets a little bit spicy when you notice the tension between you and your table’s waiter.

after your horrible relationship with yoongi, you never thought you could fall in love again. enter jungkook, who pretends to be your boyfriend at a weekend stay with your best friend, her boyfriend taehyung and their friends. oh, and yoongi too.

Seven days on a school trip to the seaside. Seven days with your best friends, alcohol, freedom and a mischevious Jeon Jungkook who just wouldn’t leave you alone. Sounds fun, right?

“I can’t get a signal on my phone, the car is dead, and I’m fairly certain we are out of matches.”

Jungkook and Jimin have a very short attention span, and when you three are lost in the middle of nowhere with a truck that won’t drive, they busy themselves with you.

Meeting someone due to neighbours fucking too loud

(there wasn't a summery with this one but that's how it starts 😉)

Unwanted sleepover with Jungkook takes a surprising turn of events.

So those are most of my faves! They're all pretty good and I certainly liked reading them.

Enjoy them! I did 😍

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THE HEATWAVE PROJECT

— there are hidden places scattered around the earth, unbeknownst to human eyes. however, in the midst of a heat wave unlike any other, a select few humans manage to find their ways to these pockets of the world shadowed alongside their own.

— all of the works shown are part of the heatwave project with the @btssmutclub summer project.

THAUMATURGE (m.)

read here | written by @nambewb 

pairing; seokjin/reader genre; warlock au, smut

— you promised me seven years of freedom on earth! — yeah i promised you seven years of freedom…from me.

EVAPORATE (m.)

read here | written by @hoseokiehopie

pairing; hoseok/reader genre; mermaid au, smut

he told you to make a wish; but there was nothing you could wish for that was better than him.

ROTTENFOLK (m.)

read here | written by @junqkook

pairing; jungkook/reader genre; faerie au, smut

an antidote is made from its poison; and his touch would be yours.

SATIATE (m.)

pairing; jimin/reader genre; vampire au, smut

the policy says you can’t feed on humans that work here, no restrictions on fucking them.

EXTINGUISH (m.)

read here | written by @nambewb

pairing; namjoon/reader genre; hamadryad au, smut

to fulfill your needs was the least he could do for you saving his life.

DEATH WISH (m.)

read here | written by @hoseokiehopie

pairing; yoongi/reader genre; reaper au, smut

a reaper was never meant to fall in love with a marked soul; so why did it feel so right saving yours?

RAVENOUS (m.)

read here | written by @junqkook

pairing; taehyung/reader genre; werewolf au, smut

only a fool would trust a beast, and that’s what you were; a fool.

all rights reserved | do not repost | these works are the intellectual property of each author tagged; the reposting/modifying in any form on any medium is strictly not allowed.

outbreak | 02 (m)

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Your world had already ended before the apocalypse began. You meet seven men who help you survive - but can they give you a reason to keep living? A realistic tale of zombie survival, human relationships, and people pushed to their breaking point. CH1 CH2 of ?

. pairings / BTS x oc (original character) 
. genre / Zombie!au / Teacher!au / Barista!au / Hoseok smut / Jin smut / Angst / Horror / Eventual smut / Apocalypse / Shit’s fucked up yo / The slow burn of humanity but also of relationships / Eventual and inevitable end-of-the-world sex 
. warnings / Death of adults and children / Minor character death (VIXX Ken) / Zombies / Horror / Gore / Peril / Blood / I cannot emphasize the horror, gore and blood enough my dudes
. words / 3,341

a/n: Chapter two is here! I’m still reeling from having put the first chapter out into the world :D In this chapter Hoseok and the oc will recover from the fallout of their previous undead encounter, meet some more of the boys and there’s even the tiniest, blink-and-you’ll-miss-it snippet of smut! The usual warnings for the zombie survival genre apply. Let me know if you like it!

Three’s a crowd (M)

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Warning ⚠️ This fic touches on drug use, alcoholism and abuse. Please read with caution if any of these things are triggers for you 🖤

Plot: (CEO AU) When your mom’s fairytale life begins to bleed over into your world you’re suddenly caught between two men and one big secret, what was suppose to be a relaxing trip soon begins to spiral out of control. All you wanted was a free vacation…

Pairing: Jungkook/Reader/Jimin, Hoseok/Reader, Taehyung/Reader,

Word count: 8.6k

Genre: Smut, angst, drama, angst with a happy ending

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tags: spanking, slight daddy kink, master kink, pet kink, degradation kink, humiliation, bdsm, heavy bondage, blowjob, male receiving, begging, hair pulling, toy kink, forced orgasm, multiple orgasms, anal fingering, light whipping, scratching, doggy, double penetration, squirting, dom!jimin

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Kill Me Softly (and Quickly) 01

; summary | Ask anyone and they’ll tell you, Jungkook is the best in the business. There’s no one he couldn’t kill. Nothing he couldn’t do. But his latest job? Well, he might’ve gotten more than he bargained for. 

; genre | royal au, angst, fluff, eventual smut

; pairing | assassin!jungkook x prince!jimin

; contains | mentions of abuse but it’s nothing graphic, being tied up (but not in the fun way), Taehyung is a dangerous man and hurts Jimin, Tae and Kook exchange blows

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a/n: so I finally jumped on the bandwagon and made a header for my fics but also it’s nice because now my computer isn’t trying to kill itself when I insert gifs. I’m gonna go and fix the layout of all my other fics too but I’m lazy so be patient with me. 

Jungkook creeps slowly, quietly, careful not to let his body betray his presence as his feet step along the marble floors. His hand brushes against stone walls softly, feeling the cracks and crevices beneath gloves. It’s dark―he could barely see his own feet in front of him―but no matter; he’s a professional. His steps are precise and counted, not letting something as simple as darkness get in the way of his job.

He finds his destination shortly: a large, but empty, guest room, decorated high with extravagant tapestries and golden furniture. Jungkook snorts. He can’t imagine what the rooms look like for people who actually live here.

Long strides carry him to the other side of the room where moonlight pours in from a large window. He pries it open easily, expertly, and steps out, letting the fresh breeze wash over him. He takes a deep breath, praying to whatever god is out there (despite not believing in one at all) as he steps onto the balcony rail nearest the wall. His hands find solid gripping in the stone, and he carefully lifts himself, feet finding placement in the structure. Slowly, he climbs, scaling the building to the room right above, leaping quietly onto the terrace.

His skillful hands pick the lock before him, great glass doors opening to reveal a marvelous room, swimming with jewels and gems of all sorts, and Jungkook contemplates simply stealing what he can and selling it off; he’d certainly make a fortune that way. He shakes his head, eyes falling on his target: a small, sleeping figure in the canopy bed, body shielded by red sheets.

He stays close to the wall, his dark clothes hiding him in the shadows, as he sneaks around the room, closer to the bed. He moves in a large semi-circle around the room, wanting to see the face of his victim.

He doesn’t believe in hurting a man whose back is turned. (Not that a sleeping one is much better.)

He steps closer and closer to his prey, his feet still terribly quiet on the ground. He draws his blade, shining in the soft lowlight of the moon, and raises it, ready to strike. It’s only when he’s an inch or so away from the bed that he withdraws instantly, alarmed as the man stares at him with wide, open eyes.

I am WEAK

I am weaker for you 🥺

HOLY can’t wait for another part

Demonology 101 II

Length: 4.7k Genre: Smut, Angst, Demon AU, Supernatural AU Rule 2 of Demonology, never agitate a demon.
GIF IS NOT MINE
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Day seemed to trickle into night once more, the entire day that now laid behind him and in a complete and utter blur. Namjoon pinched the bridge of his nose, sighing as he placed his glasses on his desk and leaned back in his chair, looking towards the ceiling.

“You look stressed” He heard a seductive purr from the other side of his study.

He didn’t even both to look up, knowing exactly who it was and groaning at the very thought of her even being his household.

“Yes Sai, what do you want?” His tone was exasperated, annoyed even.

“Don’t worry my love, I’m not here on personal business”.

Her voice was truly disgusting to Namjoon; She had a nasally, try-too-hard-to-be-sexy-thing going on and he was not amused nor aroused.

“Tell me what it is so that you can leave”.

Before she could even speak, however, the youngest of the bunch bounded in the room, an adorable smile adorning his features. It took all of two seconds for Jungkook to see who was in the room, his eyes blazing candy apple red as he lunged towards the woman.Thankfully, Namjoon was a second quicker, wrapping the younger in his arms and holding him back from Sai who was now standing over in the corner, a look of amusement on her face.

“Jungkook, I need you to control your anger” Namjoon kept his calm, knowing that his strength was more than enough to calm Jungkook.

“Why is that bitch here?” Jungkook growled, his voice much lower than normal and, if Namjoon was being honest, it was absolutely terrifying.

Sai’s look of amusement faltered slightly and Namjoon would have laughed if he didn’t have the equivalent of an angry bear on steroids in his arms.

“Jungkook-”

No” The youngest bellowed, the room itself darkening as the house shook violently.

Omgggg this is beautiful

Off the Deep End

Grouping: Reader x Mermaid!Yoongi, mentions of Reader and other member

Word Count: ~17.5k

Warnings/Themes: Kissing, sex explanation, p*rn mention, fwb???, Interspecies intercourse!! (because Yoongi has a fish d*ck), penetrative sex, biting (+ tiniest blood mention), loss of virginity, a** play mention, some angst, some pining

Summary: Your new mermaid friend, Yoongi, helps you navigate the treacherous waters of love, sex, and National Geographic.

Part of the Masterlist for Group 2 of the @btssmutclub Summer Project

A/N: tagging the lovely @ilovetabicat & @mygpuff

“—and then she asked me if I would be able to come by her studio. She said I would make, and I quote, ‘an amazing addition to her portfolio.’”

The smile on your friend’s face is dazzling even through the grainy filter that late evening Skype calls on a shitty webcam lay over her face. The smile bleeds into her voice and her words which are lightning fast at this point in the call. She’s been talking for only a few minutes now about how the summer is treating her, but you feel like you’ve been on quite a ride. From her story so far you can tell that in no time she’ll check off her half of the summer bucketlist you made together. Your half of the list was much less adventurous than hers: have a summer fling and get a professor to offer you a researching job for the school year in the fall. You figure you might get the second one checked off if you play your cards right this summer. It’s only the middle of the second week of your research volunteership at the marine lab at BTU, the local research university where you’d start attending college after the summer ends. But you feel as though you’ll never get both your goals completed.

“That’s really great, Jay.”

The pride in your voice is genuine, but it’s dampened with a thick shell of self-pity. A tone that Jay picks up on instantly. Her eyes narrow and you’re about to assure her that you’re fine, but she beats you to the punch.

“What’s wrong, babe?”

“Nothing, it’s nothing,” you duck your head to avoid her gaze and dig your fingers into your old tie-dye t-shirt.

“I know that’s not true. Don’t try to lie to me, I see straight through that crap.”

“I just wish I was a bit more like you, that’s all.”

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I LOVED THIS! The ending really tugged at my heartstrings! 💜❤️