Fucking hate my nephew
I'm on a vacation and they have this thing that is called Bubble Time
Well that means we get to go blow bubbles and my nephew decides that he's too cool for Bubble Time, dude I'm a fucking adult I wanna do Bubble Time

Fucking hate my nephew
I'm on a vacation and they have this thing that is called Bubble Time
Well that means we get to go blow bubbles and my nephew decides that he's too cool for Bubble Time, dude I'm a fucking adult I wanna do Bubble Time
She also never receives residuals
And yet Ubisoft continues to make more AC games whilst not even paying their workers what they’re owed… and using AI. Wow.
overwhelmed by soup--a blessing and a curse
im at work rn and a old man wearing a very aesthetic frog shirt with a cute mask and frog pins on his hat came in and we talked about him teaching his grandson how to play guitar for ten minutes as i made his yogurt. We are gushing about how we loved this stranger just for the tiny pieces of him he was showing to the world and the realization that it could be that way to any of us too
frog grandpa with his strawberry yogurt
US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains
I think we should do this but leave Colorado alone so there’s just an extremely jarring rectangle in one part of this
I like how you think.
enough. to the Box with you
I bet you work at the anti-soup kitchen, which steals soups from the poor.
Yeah, I do. What’s it to ya?
You piece of shit
We just like soup
You know who else likes soup?
Mine
autistic who goes “fun fact” and then proceeds to tell you the most gruesome unfunny thing you’ve heard all day
If he's so evil and heartless, why is he cuddling with me oh so gently and kissing me?
my dream job is to be the guy at the hotel who unlocks people's doors to check if they're asleep at 4am
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i think about them sometimes
Gonna send this to my girlfriend
Paladin™: when you’re kinda feeling cleric but also want to Stab
Sorcerer™: when you wanna be a caster but you don’t wanna be a nerd
Bard™: when you’ve never made a decision in your life and you don’t intend to start now
Warlock™: when you’re not quite ready to admit you’re into cryptids like that
Druid™: when honestly you’d rather be on the floor petting the DM’s cat but they made you play and this is the next best thing you guess
Fighter™: when all the weird puzzle shit bores the snot out of you and you’d rather stack dice til the fighting part gets here
Rogue™: when you’ve never solved a problem in your life, and in fact have caused many, and you’re just fine with that honestly
Cleric™: when your friends are a gaggle of idiots with a deathwish and you’re the only person who’s capable of saving them from themselves
Ranger™: when the druid has the right general idea but is just a bit too friendly and outgoing and trusting for your tastes
WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME DICK GROWTH ADS
THIS ISMT FUCKIMG PORNHUB THIS IS TUMVTP