i 100% would have been diagnosed with hysteria back in the day
the best sensory experience in the world is when you're walking on a hard surface and your hooves start clip clopping
SHOES. SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES I MEANT SHOES
i am NOT a horse!!!
Can’t believe I went to 6 months of 12 step meetings to learn this wisdom when I could have just watched this
dude i know you said you weren't feeling good but you have to come over a gnome is letting us take shots out of his hat
ilove. staring out the window when its raining especially if im on the third floor of a building itmakes me feel really Cool and Kinda Divorced
didntmean to type divorced. where did divorce come from
Alex Stoddard: No Flame Burns Forever
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we could have rainbow everywhere if it weren't for the prism industrial complex
redesign of that crappy series finale princess twilight they did her so dirty
A collection of all the wizards I’ve drawn over the past year or so! Some of them used to have gray backgrounds, but now they’re all nice and colorful 🧙♂️✨
drinking a lot of water right now. i hope nothing happens later
I love dusky pinks. this too is an earth tone, to the evolved mind
“Your chemical WHAAAAAA?”
“Romance. It’s only the single greatest rock band to come out of the early 21st century.”
“More like the single GAYEST rock band to come out of the early 21st century’s CLOSET! BOOYAH!”
“It is NOT! They taught me about love. For another man. And lust. For another man. And committing mass murder. In the name of another man.”
“Fry, I hate to agree with Bender on anything, but that DOES sound pretty gay.”
“Guh! Just look at all of them! That corpse paint makeup is SO retro glamp!”

“Hey, SHUT UP! All of you! I don’t have to sit here and listen to this! If you need me, I’ll be rewatching Black Parade Is Dead in HD Max HiRes Pro™️ UltraSpec!”
“More like Black Parade is GAY in HD Max HiRes Pro™️ UltraSpec.”
“I thought I told you to SHUT UP!!!!”
“I wish I had someone to romance MY chemicals…”




