Pukicho what did you do

God damnit not again

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rip to the songs we love but dont listen to anymore bc they are associated with bad memories

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War of the Worlds got way creepier once I moved to California and remembered everything is surrounded by palm trees

This landscape?

Heck of a lot creepier when you’re being invaded by these fuckers

Imagine hearing a massive THUNK everywhere, but it’s so perfectly disguised itself as the palm trees in the shadows that you can’t see it.

So wait are those things anything like THESE MOTHER FUCKERS.

remember when that physicist stuck like 80 bras down his pants

w h a t

I can finally post this today.

i waited a full year to reblog this

She left me male horses by the mare

Then acted like a solar flare.

She is a hoe

I will not cope

I will kill you

With a longbow

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this is my new oc his name is önion father

Onion father, please give me your blessing. I must be absolved of my sins, father, for I have E͆̿͛ͭ̎ͤͨͫ͑̊̅̔͡҉҉̭̜̯̣͙̖̰͙̰̜̺̼͉

I can hear Linda’s voice

Restarted Ultra Sun. My starter’s a female Litten! Used Rowlet in all my other Alola playthroughs so I thought I’d switch it up.

It has Noivern, my favourite Dragon type.

Also can I mention that the first versions are wicked easy

Part of me wants further explanation, the other wants to run in fear.

Describe Your Favorite Franchise Poorly!

fantasy animal blood sports

A man works on a farm on a desert for some reason but meets this old guy who gives him a blue laser cucumber and the old guy tells him to kill the guy with the red laser cucumber because red cucumber guy killed the farmboy’s dad or something so this dude who is literally played in gold and a pez dispenser help him find a pornstar that was in the pez dispenser’s hard drive. So they find the pornstar and but blue cucumber guy is not strong enough yet and red cucumber guy turns out to be blue cucumber guy’s dad. So because blue cucumber guy isn’t able to defeat father cucumber, he goes to a really old green cucumber boi, and after giving him his wisdom, green cucumber boi fucking dies on the spot. So the two army’s of red cucumber and blue cucumber fight in Canada and the blues cucumbers army has to run away but then blue cucumber guy’s cousin looks at Medusa and fucking dies so they have to go to back to the desert planet to get him back. After they get him back, they get into a pirates of the Caribbean type fight and some green armour boi fucking dies and they meet blue cucumber boi’s second cousin who helps them blow up a giant space testicle. But while blue cucumber guy is in the space testicle he fights red cucumber guy, but then they end up fighting a space wizard with lighting powers and red cucumber guy fucking dies and so does the space wizard. And they blow up the space testicle ending the franchise.