Music Production Lessons!

Hey all!

For those who don’t know me, I’m Jeans, and I’ve been producing for about 9 years and teaching lessons for 4 years. I’m primarily self-taught, although I’ve taken coursework in college on music production and theory. I’ve worked in the industry as a producer, as a mix engineer, and even just as a consultant for other mix engineers and producers.

And I’m offering remote music lessons for $100 (as low as $50 sliding scale) a lesson!

If you ever wanted to be the next 100 gecs, or Alice Glass, or SOPHIE, I’ve got you covered! My current specialty is hyperpop, but I’ve done professional work in rap, pop, indie dance, and other electronic styles.

If I can’t teach you the type of music you’re trying to make, I’m happy to help point you to someone who can.

I’m also very used to working with students on a budget. We don’t need a ton of fancy music equipment to get you started, and I’m happy to make sure we get you set up with the software that works best for the music you want to make within the budget you have.

So what are you waiting for?? DM or inbox me for details if you want to know more, and we can talk about your needs as a student and set up a time to get started!

Hey all, close friends will tell you that this has been a really rough year for me on a lot of levels, and it would mean a lot if you could help spread the word on this post, as I’m once again looking for a few new students!

Also, some testimonials:

Music Production Lessons!

Hey all!

For those who don’t know me, I’m Jeans, and I’ve been producing for about 9 years and teaching lessons for 4 years. I’m primarily self-taught, although I’ve taken coursework in college on music production and theory. I’ve worked in the industry as a producer, as a mix engineer, and even just as a consultant for other mix engineers and producers.

And I’m offering remote music lessons for $100 (as low as $50 sliding scale) a lesson!

If you ever wanted to be the next 100 gecs, or Alice Glass, or SOPHIE, I’ve got you covered! My current specialty is hyperpop, but I’ve done professional work in rap, pop, indie dance, and other electronic styles.

If I can’t teach you the type of music you’re trying to make, I’m happy to help point you to someone who can.

I’m also very used to working with students on a budget. We don’t need a ton of fancy music equipment to get you started, and I’m happy to make sure we get you set up with the software that works best for the music you want to make within the budget you have.

So what are you waiting for?? DM or inbox me for details if you want to know more, and we can talk about your needs as a student and set up a time to get started!

Hey all, close friends will tell you that this has been a really rough year for me on a lot of levels, and it would mean a lot if you could help spread the word on this post, as I'm once again looking for a few new students!

Also, some testimonials:

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it's not even about one tag having more suggestive stuff, if you look through both tags, (if you type a period after tgirl it still works) they have the same amount of suggestive selfies! And I've seen more explicit photos BLAZED by cis women! I've legit seen underwear pics right on my dash in front of my fucking salad. Go to hell GO DIRECTLY TO HELL.

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it's not even about one tag having more suggestive stuff, if you look through both tags, (if you type a period after tgirl it still works) they have the same amount of suggestive selfies! And I've seen more explicit photos BLAZED by cis women! I've legit seen underwear pics right on my dash in front of my fucking salad. Go to hell GO DIRECTLY TO HELL.

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it's not even about one tag having more suggestive stuff, if you look through both tags, (if you type a period after tgirl it still works) they have the same amount of suggestive selfies! And I've seen more explicit photos BLAZED by cis women! I've legit seen underwear pics right on my dash in front of my fucking salad. Go to hell GO DIRECTLY TO HELL.

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it's not even about one tag having more suggestive stuff, if you look through both tags, (if you type a period after tgirl it still works) they have the same amount of suggestive selfies! And I've seen more explicit photos BLAZED by cis women! I've legit seen underwear pics right on my dash in front of my fucking salad. Go to hell GO DIRECTLY TO HELL.

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it's not even about one tag having more suggestive stuff, if you look through both tags, (if you type a period after tgirl it still works) they have the same amount of suggestive selfies! And I've seen more explicit photos BLAZED by cis women! I've legit seen underwear pics right on my dash in front of my fucking salad. Go to hell GO DIRECTLY TO HELL.

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it's not even about one tag having more suggestive stuff, if you look through both tags, (if you type a period after tgirl it still works) they have the same amount of suggestive selfies! And I've seen more explicit photos BLAZED by cis women! I've legit seen underwear pics right on my dash in front of my fucking salad. Go to hell GO DIRECTLY TO HELL.

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it's not even about one tag having more suggestive stuff, if you look through both tags, (if you type a period after tgirl it still works) they have the same amount of suggestive selfies! And I've seen more explicit photos BLAZED by cis women! I've legit seen underwear pics right on my dash in front of my fucking salad. Go to hell GO DIRECTLY TO HELL.

I think I'm gonna take a hiatus for a while. Using an openly transphobic app just isn't for me, and it's not like social media is really making my life better anyway.

If we're mutuals/friends/talk regularly feel free to hit me up for a way to contact me outside tumblr.

Btw, my metric for this is that I'm staying gone for as long as "tgirl" stays a banned search term. It's a pretty low bar, but right now it's not one this website clears.

I think I'm a lifelong cryptid enthusiast because I'm nearsighted. Like what do you mean the Zapruder film isn't crystal clear. That's how bigfoot would look to me anyway.

I MEANT THE PATTERSON-GIMLIN FILM. NOT THE ZAPRUDER FILM. THERE IS NO BIGFOOT SIGHTING IN THE FOOTAGE OF PRESIDENT KENNEDY'S DEATH. I'M SO SORRY.

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it's not even about one tag having more suggestive stuff, if you look through both tags, (if you type a period after tgirl it still works) they have the same amount of suggestive selfies! And I've seen more explicit photos BLAZED by cis women! I've legit seen underwear pics right on my dash in front of my fucking salad. Go to hell GO DIRECTLY TO HELL.

I saw a post like this about “crossdressing” which has since been unblocked. As of today, “tgirl” is still blocked. Calling them out works, make them change this NOW

fixed a problem at work that i vaguely saw a manager fix once and i did it faster which means that i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin i get to take his skin

i comen to get you :D

you call people eggs because you think their lives would genuinely be improved by transitioning. i call people eggs because i want to forcefem them in my basement. we are not the same

i think that perhaps u should be euthanized

Can I get euthanized too? 🥺

lets all get euthanized in my basement together!!!! <333333