the mentally ill and gay urge to kiss a man in the pouring rain

lol some Miami firefighter got suspended for texting this

gouger themed gender reveal party

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES!!!

DRINK WATER!!! EAT SOMETHING!!! STRETCH!!! TIDY UP HERE AND THERE!!! TAKE TIME TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF DAMMIT!!!!! I DON’T SEE A LOT OF MANLY SELF CARE POSTS ON HERE!!! REMEMBER TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVES GUYS!!!! 

me joining a discord server- "hello!"

guy named floyd- "hi! would you like a colour role?"

me- "what does that mean?"

floyd- "it means your name gets to be a colour. like how mine is pink for example"

me- "cool ok! so what colors can i have then?"

PokeAsk Warning

If you get a anonymous or a message based like: Can you puff up your cheeks? Can you blow really hard? Can you blow a dandelion? Can you huff and puff like a wolf? Can you imitate a puffer fish blowing up? Or anything along these lines It is. A fetish based thing and you should not do it They are either sent anonymous OR through blank untitled blogs. The person/people involved keep deleting and remaking their blog. All these untitled blogs do is follow “puffy cheek” blogs or send out asks and such pertaining to that, with no content of their own on the blog. Please block these people or block the anonymous messages you get. Don’t try to fight anyone or anything just block and move on or at least tell others about it. Stay safe and have a lovely day

I’ve been here too many years and this is still a thing.

yuh!!! fellow chespin appreciator and plush owner of em!!!

"hey op what the fuck does this mean" is tumblr's "ummm. he's right behind me isn't he"

hey op what the fuck does this mean

"hey op what the fuck does this mean" is tumblr's "ummm. he's right behind me isn't he"

hi idiots

This is my third account from @alucard-fan009 , but this is my commissions blog (I’M JOKING) this is my account where I will upload most of my LCA!au and Lomando.com art, i hyperfixate on these 2 for 3 reasons

Lca!-

1. I’M HYPERFIXATED ON IT BECAUSE LOVE CONQUERS ALL IS MY FAV GAME AND IT’S A HUGE CREATION AMONG ONE BLOG, IN WHICH WHO WE CALL @soulvee-animationz 

2. masterpiece

3. idk

Lomando.com -

1. amazing but creepy art

2. idk

3. STOP 

I hope you like this blog (not rlly)

YOOOOOOOOOOOOI FELLOW LOMANDO.COM ENJOYER!!!!!!!! >:DDDD

ALSO JSJSJSJSJSJSJS NOOOOSHUSHHHHHLCAISNTAMSTWRPIECEIMSOBBINGCRHUNGFQEQQQQQ

YES I LOVE THAT GAME!!!!!!!

YESLCA!ISAMASTERPIECENONEEDTOSOBBBBBDJIFHJDHFKJHFA-

VVDXXXD SNEBDBJDDKNDDBBDBDS SOBSCRIESSOBSCRIESSOBSCRIES/POSSS

KJJKHSJHJHKJHKJHKJHJHKJH

hi idiots

This is my third account from @alucard-fan009 , but this is my commissions blog (I’M JOKING) this is my account where I will upload most of my LCA!au and Lomando.com art, i hyperfixate on these 2 for 3 reasons

Lca!-

1. I’M HYPERFIXATED ON IT BECAUSE LOVE CONQUERS ALL IS MY FAV GAME AND IT’S A HUGE CREATION AMONG ONE BLOG, IN WHICH WHO WE CALL @soulvee-animationz 

2. masterpiece

3. idk

Lomando.com -

1. amazing but creepy art

2. idk

3. STOP 

I hope you like this blog (not rlly)

YOOOOOOOOOOOOI FELLOW LOMANDO.COM ENJOYER!!!!!!!! >:DDDD

ALSO JSJSJSJSJSJSJS NOOOOSHUSHHHHHLCAISNTAMSTWRPIECEIMSOBBINGCRHUNGFQEQQQQQ

YES I LOVE THAT GAME!!!!!!!

YESLCA!ISAMASTERPIECENONEEDTOSOBBBBBDJIFHJDHFKJHFA-

VVDXXXD SNEBDBJDDKNDDBBDBDS SOBSCRIESSOBSCRIESSOBSCRIES/POSSS

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

having thick hair and going to get your hair cut is just having to listen to your hair dresser repeat over and over again how millions of people would commit despicable crimes to have your hair

hi idiots

This is my third account from @alucard-fan009 , but this is my commissions blog (I’M JOKING) this is my account where I will upload most of my LCA!au and Lomando.com art, i hyperfixate on these 2 for 3 reasons

Lca!-

1. I’M HYPERFIXATED ON IT BECAUSE LOVE CONQUERS ALL IS MY FAV GAME AND IT’S A HUGE CREATION AMONG ONE BLOG, IN WHICH WHO WE CALL @soulvee-animationz 

2. masterpiece

3. idk

Lomando.com -

1. amazing but creepy art

2. idk

3. STOP 

I hope you like this blog (not rlly)

YOOOOOOOOOOOOI FELLOW LOMANDO.COM ENJOYER!!!!!!!! >:DDDD

ALSO JSJSJSJSJSJSJS NOOOOSHUSHHHHHLCAISNTAMSTWRPIECEIMSOBBINGCRHUNGFQEQQQQQ

Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

If yall don’t know who Madam Zeroni is you better buckle up because I WILL infodump to you. That is a threat.