You want people to stop calling everyone "burnt chicken nugget" and "smelly walnut" or whatever but how are you going to react when john-egbert-and-kylo-ren-in-the-tardis calls you a cunt, huh? What'll you do then? You gonna take that from them?
throwback sunday to when our boys accepted their grammy in their undies 😂🤷🏻♂️
me, an irish person: oh boy I sure do love walking in a street and being an irish person which I am really proud to be!
pearl, in her honda accord:
What is it?
I got the powers of my boy Zenyatta!
I got the power of Rowlet
I now have the powers of the Toronto Maple Leafs, so I suppose I will declare for the 2019 NHL Draft.
My plan to create a perfectly flat and level Kansas by moving 5,501 cubic miles of earth from west to east. It’s the ideal Kansas. Still some details to work out about rivers, roads, etc. Watch out for the 900-foot cliff bisecting Kansas City.
this is honestly the best post on the entire fucking internet
Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.
So let me get this straight ,vegans should stop eating the food of the Mexcian long-nosed bats, because the bats need it, and instead vegans should instead eat honey, the food of bees, that their larvae need, even though the bee populations are facing ecological issues as it stands. 10/10 post, dude.
Did you forget the whole part where only excess is taken and all their needs are met and then some orrrr?
Like, did you read it orrrrr?
Anyway, BUY HONEY SAVE BEES
It is a 10/10 post. Because OP is right.
Bees do not suffer when beekeepers take their honey, because experienced beekeepers do not take all of their honey, in fact, they leave plenty of honey left for the bees to consume over the winter. If we do not collect their honey, 1 of two things will happen.
1. they will leave for a bigger home. Which at first seems fine until you remember that bees are dying very quickly out in the wild.
or
2. They will start using the areas that they reserve for their young as a place to make more honey. This is bad because if no more young are being produced, then the hive will start to die out because no new workers are coming into the world, and the average live only 150 days, so it would also mean the loss of more bees.
So yeah, eating honey isn’t inhumane at all. In fact, you’re helping the bees by eating what they produce and giving money to the bee keepers who are the ones making sure that the hive will keep being healthy.
I hate this team so much
The Leafs hyping each other up is the best thing ever
via the Leafs’ IG story | 1/9/18
Mary Poppins and Dumbledore were Gryffindor prefects together and nothing can convince me otherwise
Later in life she took on the job of visiting children on their eleventh birthday to explain things and give them their letter. Lily Evans was very excited to meet her, and told her all about the muggle film a man called Disney made about her.
“Oh, Walt,” Mary said thoughtfully. “He was expelled from Ilvermorny for charming cameras so the photographs would move. Bit of an odd duck, but he was nothing compared to Wonka. Have you seen his film yet, dear?”
This is more canon than Cursed Child.
All the chimney sweeps were wizards and none of them went to wizard school, fight me
As someone who has experienced child abuse (which ultimately led to acute paranoia and anxiety) first hand, I’m glad this video was made. More people need to be aware that how they treat their children can have a long lasting effect on their child’s health and mental and emotional stability.
This video is very helpful for anyone who suffered or is suffering from childhood abuse…
Instant reblog.
Girls that come up behind you and wrap their arms around your waist and kiss your cheek are gifts from god.
Sometimes when you’re depressed, you draw more Daphne/Velma ✨
you’ve done a sacred thing
Item: some sort of jewel-encrusted severed foot
The Infinity Sock
this one is never not funny
Is the legalization of gay marriage not enough? What more do you need?
we need blood
You’re not helping..
*bangs fists on table* we need blood! we need blood! we need blood!
skin is just people crust
the outside of that crust is called the “horny layer”
u r on drugs
nope





