in Gangsta’s Paradise, Coolio refers to being 23, but he was in fact 32 at the time, he was just copying a line from Tupac who was in fact 23.

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, uphill both ways

ansel elgort sounds like the name an egg would have if a fairy brought it to life

affirmations

Cat-scratch fever (or felinosis) is a real thing. What other zoonotic diseases should have Billboard Top 100 songs?

My sister's cat has had an open wound on its paw for about four months and we keep noticing new growths around it, so ….

I am, in other words, a member of that tiny group of people, all desperately lonely but with no idea what they can do about it, who feel a primal compulsion to start a small, unpretentious zoonotic disease music-making project

jesus christ

Cat-scratch fever (or felinosis) is a real thing. What other zoonotic diseases should have Billboard Top 100 songs?

this, in the third year of our bat virus plague you ask this,

But where are the covid-19 club-bangers?

and if you think about it isn’t life itself the real magic? the answer of course is no.

it's been said life is a highway

and baby it's bumper to bumper back there!

"...all night long!!!"

and if you think about it isn’t life itself the real magic? the answer of course is no.

it's been said life is a highway

[If you are sad in the online forum, you know the true meaning of the online forum.]

Ooh, Evergreen decided to bring its "getting stuck on shit" shitshow to my backyard!

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world

“The Great Panjandrum”, a British rocket powered rolling bomb, during testing.

This was not an effective weapon.

you’re getting ratioed at the watering hole btw

The Rot of Candy Crush and The Rest of Wordle

I always put way too much nutmeg in things because I get caught up in the meditative focus of grinding the nut. I like it so it’s fine but it is a genuine peril when cooking for others

If you're not getting in the realm of poisonous...

hope this explains it