turning this blog into an archive for bad "sorry ur xyz" posts and otherwise ridiculous asks spotted across this hellsite because i think they're funny
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Anonymous asked:
Do you yawn pointedly at people in real life or do you get it all out on here?
If I told you to wear a collar you would
Blocked. Saving myself till marriage.
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Why aren't you bald? I thought you were bald. Mostly off vibes.
Um....
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thanks to anonymous for sending this ask i’ll never answer it because i love opening the inbox and saying out loud i have social anxienty and eat pussy eberyday every single time
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anon i think im in love with you
sorry ur derpy
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Anonymous asked:
Do you wanna gag on my lebanese goop juice?
Sure I'll try anything once
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Anonymous asked:
What is the meaning of life?
idk man just be gay and fuck shit up
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Anonymous asked:
puppy want a treat?
puppy want a fucking break from it all
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Anonymous asked:
My mans been acting up lately. Should I get pregnant with him and abort the baby as protest?
im at work
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Anonymous asked:
You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!
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Anonymous asked:
asking everyone to stop smashing motor vehicles. they fucking suck. bikes for life! (trains and boats can be smashed, I'll accept that)
You'll have to pry me outta that exhaust pipe like King Arthur sorry
sorry ur objectum
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Anonymous asked:
God the way you make posts just makes you come off as such a cunt
thank you so much honestly
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Anonymous asked:
When capn cuntch squirts does it taste like cuntchberries or just like, whole milk.
it just tastes like the cereal but don't forget he can also lactate so you can get the milk from up top as well
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glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
sorry ur chainpost
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Assumption: idk why but i get the feeling you like men?
wow really bold assumption. do you have any evidence to back it up
sorry ur gay
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Assumption: idk why but i get the feeling you like men?
wow really bold assumption. do you have any evidence to back it up
sorry ur gay