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What Can I Say, I Left My Pants In The Oven

@sorryleftmypantsintheoven-blog

I’m Abby, I’m deaf and here to fuckin party
I’m bi too
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grymmoires

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

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daglout

This text thread brought us into a new age

The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)

The 17th of August, 2017 is the date that Then Perish was posted by Tumblr user Spooky-Grimwhoire. Friday will be exactly one year after the original posting of Then Perish. Mark your calendars.

I’m still here just different url the know your meme article is outdated and yes it’s on Friday

It is officially the 1 year anniversary kinda surreal tbh

It has been two years, man.

Two whole years

It’s only been two years????

Yo 2 years??

Then perish y’all

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we are all rowdy theatre kids in god’s denny’s when you really think about it

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it’s something experienced not explained 

Some of you have never piled in by the dozens to a diner at 11 pm after closing night with stage makeup still half on to annoy the staff by pouring all the condiments on the table into a glass of water and paying your friend $20 bucks to drink it and it shows

Reblog this version please

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ratbeast

Late tonight a bunch of staff are playing a game called role call and if you thought fugitive was wild just w a i t until i tell you how this goes cause role call is absolutely terrifying

We aren’t letting the campers play it so that lets us up the scare factor by 147%

Ok so the game had to be pushed back a few days so we can figure out scheduling so heres the gist of it.

The more people you have for this game, the better. It has to happen at night. The people get into a straight line, and begin to walk in that line all around the area. They cannot turn around and look at each other, and cannot speak; with the exception of the person at the front of the line.

That persons job is to begin the role call. They simply say, “Role Call!” And their name, then each person down the line says their name in turn.

Here’s the kicker: there’s one person not included in the line. The Taker. They have the job of stealing away the person at the end of the line as silently as possible. The game’s sole purpose is to instill a sense of fear and paranoia in whoever is in front, because as more people get taken, there are less and less people to say their names during the Role Call.

The front person decides when they want to start the Role Call. Obviously, the more often it’s said, the less scary it is. But as more and more people disappear, they become Takers and can then do more damage than just the one.

Some Takers can replace the person they stole, making the person directly in front of them either incredibly paranoid or safe. At least until the Role Call. Takers cannot say anything during it, so it usually ends up more terrifying to know that the person behind you is silent. Again, everyone in the line cannot make a sound except responding to the Role Call.

The game is over when the person in front is taken. There is no winning, only waiting. Waiting for your turn to go. Imagine the fear that person in front has, when they softly announce “Role Call” only to find that everyone behind them is gone.

Not exactly a game for the weak willed.

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Slashers with an s/o thats taller than them?

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Patrick, Michael, Brahms, and Jason are all very tall men and so they’re surprised at first when their crush, later girlfriend, is taller than them. Even if its by a few inches.

It definitely bruises Patrick’s ego a little bit but he’ll whine for a while and then be done. You’re just the epitome of a perfect human woman in Patrick’s eyes. Just as he is.

Jason, Brahms, and Michael don’t mind as much as Patrick that you’re a little taller than him, despite knowing the fact that’s he quite tall, being around six foot and up, and 6’8” in Michael’s case.

Thomas, Bubba, and Jedidiah could care less. They love you for who you are! Height doesn’t matter.

Billy Lenz is turned on.

Billy Loomis and Stu really enjoy your height and won’t hesitate to cut someone down should they attempt to make fun of you.

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Anonymous asked:

stu macher is literally shaggy from the live action scooby doo movies

that’s bc stu is kin with shaggy. also if he could read this message he would combust immediately from the validation bc billy doesn’t support his kinnie antics

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It doesn’t matter how terrifying or monstrous or deadly you make your eldritch monster, there’s gonna be a person who hauls themselves out of the sewers to tell you that they will personally fuck it.

This post has so many notes and it’s mostly people calling out their friends for being sewer-dwelling awful cryptid fuckers and I love it. Expose them.

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Me and my two best friends were chained up in a room (think the movie Saw)and the little jigsaw guy was like, “I wanna play a game. You all are going to die if you don’t cut off your feet,” and one friend was like, “Do it coward, kill us,“ and the other said, “You’re a lil bitch, are you a lil bitch, murder boy?” And I laughed and the jigsaw guy said, “This is literally the least amount of fun I have ever had doing this,” and I woke up.

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U kno what?

🅱️illy Loomis might be a fucking absolute crackhead clown-ass 🅱️itch, but I can’t bring myself to hate him too much, for I too, am an overly edgy Disaster 🅱️i™ with parental issues and only 5 brain cells properly functioning at any given moment. Truly sad.