i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

→I give you my blessing, to go home and… never forget how much your family cares for you. 

WHAT THE FUCK INFINITY WAR

FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR DOG, DONT SCROLL PAST THIS

IMPORTANT! Gravy Train Dog Food was had a recall.

The food was tainted with and contains euthanasia. 

Source: (x)

A bunch of dogs, including my own, eat Gravy Train. It’s a very affordable wet canned dog food, so many people buy it. and my dog has to eat it because she’s lost most of her teeth and can’t chew.

Please, SIGNAL BOOST THIS! 

Even if you don’t have a dog, your followers probably do, and plenty of them are at risk. You could save a life.

⚪️taken 🔘single and looking for someone who wont smash my heart on the ground after i put it out on my sleeve for them

“can we have pizza?“ 

“yeah sure just get it out the freezer”

Pizza is pizza.

umm no u must be from like montana or somethin and have shitty pizza cause frozen pizza usually sux

You say “pizza is pizza” but the instant pineapple/mushrooms/something else gets involved, half of you folks will turn on us. Hypocrites! Traitors! Heretics!

Nah son the minute you add pineapple it ceases being a pizza 🗣

@parks-and-rex excuse you? Pineapple on pizza is best pizza.

IS THIS YOUR KING?

pa la cultura

Big mood

I slept in and laughed way too much at this

THE NOISESSSSS LMFAOOOOOOOO

Paranoia Agent (2004) dir. Satoshi Kon

Male-perpetrated rape and crime statistics in the US

98% of rapists and 92% of sex offenders are male.

The vast majority of rape victims are female, but those who rape men are almost always other males.

Forcible rape is overwhelmingly carried out by males to such a degree that female perpetrators are not included in the FBI’s definition of the term.

Males account for over 70% (73.5%) of perpetrators of violent crime.

Females are disproportionately targeted by criminals on the basis of their sex.

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me at my psychiatrists appointment lying about everything so i continue to make absolutely no progress

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

I will never not reblog

Forever reblogging

Ed Sheeran is the only Tru person in the music industry u know, One Direction were like “we’re taking a year out of music…actually 2 years…actually could be 3…actually we don’t know but it’ll be less than 50”, Taylor Swift said she was taking a year out and yet…she didn’t fucking go anywhere, but Ed. Ed was like “I’m taking a year off, bye” on December 13th 2015, and then true to his word, on December 13th 2016 he makes his first appearance all year. Ed Sheeran the real MVP.

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(via We ❤ It)

this sums them up tbh