I’m laughing so hard cause this is deadass what bees do 😂

Save them

when you open a new tab and can’t remember why

when you close it and then remember why you opened it

when your son tricks you into driving him to a PowerLine Concert instead of a fishing trip

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

“Whats your safe word?”

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

Lol i need to be his friend

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

“Ooo that’s cute”

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references

“I’ll take vines for $200 alex”

“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”

“What is hurricane tortilla?”

“Vines for $400”

“Ahaha, it’s ya boy…”

“What is uhhh, skinny penis?”

“Vines for $500, Alex”

“It’s summer…”

“What is I’ve got my hat on backwards, and it’s time to fucking party?”

“Vines for 500″

“I’m gonna sing a song.” “Whenever you’re ready.” ….

“What is, *clears throat* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.”

remember when Britney Spears dropped the Da Vinci code on all of us almost 8 years ago… the time she sneaked “F-U-C-K ME” into the radio

SHIT

anonymously send me a

brick to the face

Excuse me, 911, i just witnessed a murder

HOLY SHIT

F. Scott Fitzgerald, Majesty (via wordsnquotes)

Me and my mutuals logging tf in

Starving Stray Dog Is Rescued and Taken to Pet-Friendly Restaurants All Over LA

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again. 

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

why is this so funny

Bob the golden retriever is best friends with eight birds and a hamster. (photos via @bob_goldenretriever/imgur)

hmu if u wanna date a piece of shit