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I Look Fly, But I Wanna Die

@sorryboutmyships

I'm a mess and so is my blog. Whoops. I just really like dogs and music and yeah.

You are your father’s daughter, stubbornness and pride. Mind what he says but remember, you may hear a voice inside. And if the voice starts to whisper to follow the farthest star, Moana, that voice inside is who you are.

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about the elephant emojis

taken from emojipedia

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APPLE: 

a sweet baby, wants to be friends. trying their best.

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GOOGLE:

a blue boi !!!! hes really friendly but knocks things over a lot. i love him.

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MICROSOFT:

wow there he is !!!!! he sure walks!!! o boy hes doin fine !!!!!!

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SAMSUNG

very loving and gentle, just a baby. needs to escape where she lives.

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LG

his name is bob and he’s a father of three. i love him and support him.

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HTC

oh man!!!!! shes a little on the wild side, even though she looks a lil plain. she might steal ur water with her beautiful trunk!!!!

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FACEBOOK

a noble elephant!!! they protect their family and yours. likes to pose.

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TWITTER

awwww. she;s a little shy and doesnt think shes all that much but!!! shes so good!! she loves her friends! :’)))

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MOZILLA

a small boy, still a baby! really wants to be a firefighter and has to be told not to spray things with water sometimes. he likes to help ppl!

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EMOJI ONE

this guy may look pure, but theyre a little mischievous! they like apples. 

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EMOJIDEX

another blue !!! this guys on the older side, but he still tries to take care of his friends and family. loves babies. i trust him 100%.

look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity

I’d do the same, it’s got nothing to do with masculinity but rather that I hate purses and I hate the way the smell and shit.

masculinity is so fragile that it causes men to create weird excuses

Every purse has the same distinct man-repelling odor. Loving this concept.

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10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS

“they’re just little kids let them win at mario ka-”

me:

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“it’s not fai-”

me:

I was raised by a man who would NEVER let anyone win.  It was like, against his religion.

You won for real or not at all.

Maybe that’s partially why I am not a snivelly liberal.