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🎶Anna🎶

@sorenthelegend

22 | Scotland | Owl girlie | 🩺.
Faves include Batman, The Flash, Spider-Man, Phantom of the Opera, ATLA, Sonic the Hedgehog

my favorite part about x files is how mulder is always like ‘bigfoot has been riding thru the town on a skateboard’ and scully is like ‘that’s ridiculous’ and the second her back is turned bigfoot skates by

wtf drinking is cool again

We played this at my wedding and the guests decided that if their wizard stick was as tall as large bastard (6'8") they attained jedi status. Which is why the day after my wedding was full of nerds puking.

TUMBLR USER: don't use tiktok. it spies on you ME: sooo true. time to check grindr MID TRANS WOMAN ON GRINDR: hey ME: still got it baby!! GUY IN MINSK WHO HAS TOTAL ACCESS TO ALL MY PHONE'S METADATA NOW: oh yeah. You love to move around with phone, don't you. Now walk into kitchen for Oleg you dirty slut

Why are website settings temporary now. Why do I have to constantly go back and tell websites to quit showing me shit. Leave me be

"snooze this feature for 30 days" what if I hit you over the head what then

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as a kid i had one of those “there’s a monster under my bed” moments except real.

every night i would cry about a ghost or something trying to scare me by knocking on my bedroom windows and walls. like, really loudly, every hour or so, every night. only at night. so my dad was like “heh okay kiddo let’s check it out :) ah see? there’s nothing here :)” and left.

until years later he admitted to me that he did in fact hear the unexplainable knocking when he slept in that room one night, and it kept him awake with fear. and suddenly felt awful for not believing little kid me.

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imagine your kid being like “daddy there’s a demon in my closet” and you being like ok son lemme just check that for you :). and you open the door and there’s a demon in the closet

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WHAT

it’s always the Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known, but never the Irritating Ordeal of Being Known

someone: [correctly infers something about my personality based on my patterns of behavior]

me: [seethes with rage for some fucking reason]