Do Not Ever Forget This

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Me every every episode of game changer … every single one

Relevant as ever

i dont think women should take their husbands name but i DO think married people should be legally required to have the same last name. otherwise people may have secret alliances theyre concealing from you.

In my college’s political science department there were multiple married couples who did not change their last names. The rule of thumb was always to watch your mouth whenever talking about one professor in front of another, because none of the students were ever sure which ones were married to each other

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

this grave keeper edible aint shit

who gors there ,

wow no deathbed confession huh. you gotta hand it to oj simpson he can really commit to a grift [assistant discreetly whispers in my ear] im being informed you do not in fact "gotta hand it" to oj simpson

OJ Simpson died today so we're contractually obliged to bring this GameChanger clip back

BYE 🥳🥳🥳

since hes dead now i wanna know what yall think

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like the idea of unnaturally aged cheese. making my gouda old using dread magics forbidden by the college of sorcery

this cheese was aged by sending it to the beach that makes you old

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

snoopy of the day