grabbing magic by the tits

“Hm? What’s the danger? What are you seeing over the dimensional horizon?”

I am no observer! I haven't the equipment, the scrolls, the books! Sorcery does not deal with this, that's why I ask for not only combatants but also information...

“Hmm… I have potions that I can make for you and I can try to get you some proper supplies, but some of it depends on the situation. What exactly are you dealing with that you put out a public bulletin in the wizard periodical?”

There is an army of eldritch oranges approaching. I'm afraid that my fortress won't hold all of them off. I need any resources to fight.

“Eldritch oranges? As in, the fruit? If so, what special properties do they have? If they aren’t immune to fire, I might have a potion for that.”

I haven't encountered them before, so I don't know, but any help is good

“I’ll see what I can come up with. Any preferences on your potions or anything else?”

Anything you can come up with. We don't know what exactly they are

“Hm? What’s the danger? What are you seeing over the dimensional horizon?”

I am no observer! I haven't the equipment, the scrolls, the books! Sorcery does not deal with this, that's why I ask for not only combatants but also information...

“Hmm… I have potions that I can make for you and I can try to get you some proper supplies, but some of it depends on the situation. What exactly are you dealing with that you put out a public bulletin in the wizard periodical?”

There is an army of eldritch oranges approaching. I'm afraid that my fortress won't hold all of them off. I need any resources to fight.

“Eldritch oranges? As in, the fruit? If so, what special properties do they have? If they aren’t immune to fire, I might have a potion for that.”

I haven't encountered them before, so I don't know, but any help is good

“Hm? What’s the danger? What are you seeing over the dimensional horizon?”

I am no observer! I haven't the equipment, the scrolls, the books! Sorcery does not deal with this, that's why I ask for not only combatants but also information...

“Hmm… I have potions that I can make for you and I can try to get you some proper supplies, but some of it depends on the situation. What exactly are you dealing with that you put out a public bulletin in the wizard periodical?”

There is an army of eldritch oranges approaching. I'm afraid that my fortress won't hold all of them off. I need any resources to fight.

So apparently fast-rb just stacks "Processing media for your post" at the bottom of my screen

Let's see how much I can get

It works just as expected

'can i copy your homework?'

'yeah just don't make it obvious'

all i can imagine is this

“Some homeless people do drugs so you should never help anyone” is such an insane thing to tell a child

Tummy, be nice

Bea tummy

Day 5 of cleaning up the castle.

Went through the pantry, stocked up on magic absorbing crystals and am currently traveling back to the castle. Also, apparently the baker makes these really tasty cookies that are way less sweet than usual, causing a very nice spicy flavour to come through.

Have fun with your cookies, they sound good. I'll he recovering after being turned into rubber (do you have any idea how horrible it is to suddenly lose all sense of your bodily structure? And then get all of those senses back in an instant?)

Sounds horrible, I should try to see if I can figure out how to do that so that I can send it to whatever council deals with rubber to outlaw it.

@the-better-wizard-council ?

Street art in Mexico city

This is so fucking dope man

Oh my god

LAPD detonated 5000 lbs of fireworks in the middle of a residential area, injuring at least 17 people and causing $900 million in various damages in a low-income, majority-POC neighborhood.

They then continue to pursue caging the person whose fireworks they stole while news media misreports to cover for police incompetency and destruction.

post on the damages

post on the explosion

in depth article

It took TWO YEARS to get the names of those involved with this incident. There are people still protesting, still living in hotels, still with unfulfilled claims to the city from this shit

this post is going around again and its been a few years so thought i should update with some of the new sex channels tht have been added

ytp sexer

Oh no not ytp sexer again

Type "my gender is" on your phone and let your phone finish the sentence, then tag your moots to keep the chain going, I'll go first.

My gender is a little bit more intense than I thought I could have done

@mirukosbitchywife @get-junpeid

my gender is an issue of yours too and i’m sorry

@theladyinwhite13 @octoberconstellation @cowboy-like-moony @kurtcobainsgreencardigan @angrboda007 @celticshieldmaiden

my gender is not a binary gender but a binary person who is a woman

@svnflowermoon @bejeweled-13 @weeping-in-the-willows @its-tortle @losing-my-mind-in-the-mirror

My gender is not my gender but it does make me look like a little kid in a dress with my face and a big nose

@mqstermindswift @swiftie-fox @cinnamonangel333

My gender is in my opinion that you can do that with the other side and then we go change it in the time you want it

@bettysparksfly @chiara-swiftiedreamer13 @thesunandstarss

my gender is not the same as i was before

@internetsfavoritedaughter @faeruine

my gender is a fucking bitch why do you exist

@firebrand-witch @swift-of-crows13 @lilisouless @theequeersdeservebetter

My gender is not like a normal person and I think it’s a good thing

My gender is always in my mind when I’m not around to be with someone I don’t like or want

@theloonatic @totallynots8tan @atthispointeverythingischaos

my gender is attack helicopter

@kazbrekkerfast @john-smiths-jawline @a-portal-to-nowhere @kayrielwrites

my gender is not a binary gender but a gender identity that is not a single gender identity.

@gaylilsherlock @gaypiningshit @ollie-garden

my gender is a girl and a boy and I am both and neither

@loki-lock @lovelenivy @clueless-mp4

My gender is your responsibility

@topsyturvy-turtely @somethingintheforest @jawnn-watson

My gender is a bit of a religious setting up.

@thespaceantwhowrites @theresnoescapingfromtheheartache @im-gonna-squeet

my gender is not a good thing to do

@dancinglifeboat @nereaddict @night-dragon937 @i-have-funny-hat @darth-shado

My gender is the most common gender and my wife and my daughter both had the opposite of what we have

@just-another-miserable-prick @trainqueen379

My gender is the last thing I want to make sure you can see

@trainsandkitties @mightywonder87 @duncandonuts06

my gender any longer as the page is still in my head.

@biggsodorcitystories @toast-com @elovesrandomfandom

my gender is the best for you to guess cuz of their own way

@jayde-jots

@projectanimations

@fabianvalencia561

My gender is the link to the information you have fun in. And anyone who wants to have a go I guess.

My gender is not thailand for the night.

@babababababababababa7 @boygerbish @rye-in-a-coat @onyx-and-friends @gordon208 @welcometoinsanity @thechaddyengine @aggressiveseamold

Idk I think you'd like this

my gender is a really good cheese

@raymondranchman @starcatzzz

my gender is the best sleep ever

my gender is not the first time he'd done this but he knew that he was going to be a prince ??.

@inevitable-pretty-chaos @cryptidscries @moon-forest @backwood-sys

My gender changing to masculine.

@randomideas666 @outlying-hyppocrate @dr-sunshines-needle-show (/nf ofc)

my gender is not sleeping well and I don't know what to say about it

anyone who'd like to can feel free to join (:

My gender is a bit more tired than the normal

@thestarlitnights @medlabmech @thatsvillanelle @crystallinelily @ra1nbow-0nyx

My gender is a good time to meet up with the following information about your experience with this girl.

@lilythebracer @w4nderingdreamer @lungia @viciousbootyhunter @eri-lessthan3 @megatrans69 @ahamkaracature @brennholzverleih @breezingwing @someoneihavelovedbutneverknown

My gender is a girl and I am not the one who has a crush.

Huh guess I’m gonna need some time to think about this

I tag @bobthecoolrock @seancodydotcom @liasetihwylil @junebug57

My gender is a good girl and I mentioned it to you for the messages I sent you the best for you to be a good girl

OK sure, that works why not. it usually outputs slightly more structurally coherent sentences though, kinda surprised.

tag! you're it:

@skrimpinatree @skrimpsapphic @aboutabee @treesurface @sorceress-foxgirl-lilac @sanctimoniouszoe @worldsendvalent1ne @zrooper feel free to ignore this if you don't wanna do it, anyone not tagged feel free to join in! I just suck at remembering all my mutuals on the spot like this

That's a long fucking chain...

My gender is not a good thing for a good reputation

That's as far as it got before going into nonsense

@eggbreakerdotexe @transgirlsupremacy @unethical-healer @festivalinhell @kiarathesnek @madison684 I guess? I still don't know who to tag in these