I’m building her something

ah the humble half-lidded eye. it's so versatile for character designs. tired? sarcastic? flirtatious? chill? it's doing it all.

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

BASS?? BASS MAKES A DOLLAR????? IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS AND NONE OF YOU THOUGH TO TELL ME I MISSPELLED IT????????

fish exploit me women want me

Aidlyn fanart

Tylenol fanart

parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound

> kids party going on next door to where I'm chilling for my break. a lot of good-natured screaming typical of the age range, seems to be 6-8

> minding my own business but kids eventually spill over to where I am and they're chatting about the cake and cookies and sweets

> one kid rolls her eyes and says to me "they're acting crazy because they had cake"

> I ask "is there cake left?"

> "yeah"

> "I'll give you a dollar if you steal me slice of cake"

> takes off like a fucking rocket and 60 seconds later I have a slice of melting ice cream cake all to myself

> give her the dollar as promised

> another kid offers to bring me a cookie for a dollar

> ok sure kid

> those two kids are going feral over a single dollar bill each

> the children yearn for the mines fetch quests

that's fucking hilarious holy shit

To be fair, having a tantrum is entirely in character for Starscream.

That tag sent me

does anyone else have a favorite tv character where whenever they’re on screen you just

Who up gobbling they fucking wawa i guess

Is he just…walking through a crowd in shibuya looking like the most angriest sopping wet cat alive?

It feels like this image

this is who youre asking to work 40hrs per week btw

I’ll have what he’s having

Pay ur respects that twink was obliterated :(

short rest